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    Monkeys break into hospital through
    new automatic doors


    Monkeys are threatening to overrun India’s top hospital after
    learning how to operate the newly-installed automatic doors.



    Doctors at the flagship All India Institute of Medical Sciences in New Delhi
    said the horde of red-bottomed rhesus macaque monkeys – who have
    roamed the sprawling campus for decades – had figured out how to let
    themselves into wards through motion-censor doors.

    The compromised wards include the neurosurgery department and nearby
    patient recovery rooms, which the monkeys often invade, snatching food,
    terrorising medical staff and playing around with sensitive equipment.

    They also creating bedlam outside one of the operation theatres, and when
    chased away by the hospital security staff hide themselves in the false
    ceiling only to re-emerge when the coast was clear to continue their
    chaotic activity.

    “Some of these monkeys make their way into the wards. At least one
    monkey bite case is reported in the hospital every week,” Debjyoti
    Karmakar head of the resident doctors association said yesterday.

    AIIMS spokesman Y K Gupta, said that the hospital had hired two grey
    langurs – another larger breed of monkey = to chase the marauding
    macaque monkeys away from the wards and residential areas.

    Ironically, Mr Gupta’s office was entirely ransacked some time ago by a
    monkey who casually meandered into the premises.

    Past efforts to rid the hospital of the primates, descendants of those who
    escaped from the Institute’s research laboratories several decades ago
    remains handicapped by the majority Hindu religious sentiment that
    associates monkeys with the god Hanuman.

    Tens of millions of Indians visit Hanuman temples every Tuesday and
    anyone trying to trap or scare off monkeys anywhere is beaten up or
    chased away. Killing the animals is out of the question.

    Instead, as a propitious gesture, relatives and friends accompanying
    patients to hospital regularly feed the monkeys hoping “god” will hasten
    their recovery.

    Over years all of AIMS’ windows had been fitted with wire meshing after
    patients surfaced in post-operative wards only to find a monkey sharing
    their bed or playing with their glucose or blood transfusion drip.

    These emboldened monkeys also attacked doctors and nurses in hospital
    corridors and instances of them trying to run away with new born babies
    have also been previously reported.

    Meanwhile, powerful Indian policy-makers and their equally influential
    assistants walk warily down passageways in North and South Blocks that
    house amongst others the prime minister’s office and the defence and
    home ministries, for fear of being set upon by monkeys, concealed in
    niches of the imposing sandstone buildings.

    Tough wire meshing also stretches across the windows of the Indian army
    chief’s office to protect the head of the world’s third largest and
    nuclear-armed military from monkeys.

    The Delhi High court too has passed several orders to rid the capital of the
    monkey menace but to little avail.

    Monkeys break into hospital through new automatic doors - Telegraph




    Send in big monkeys to chase away other monkeys. Who will chase away the big monkeys? lol
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    Send in big monkeys to chase away other monkeys. Who will chase away the big monkeys? lol
    the gorillas? maybe?
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    • #3
      haha who will chase away the gorillas?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Haris View Post
        haha who will chase away the gorillas?
        the King Kong or we will just send you to chase away the gorillas.
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        • #5
          lol, he's a G.

          YouTube - ‪Ape With AK-47‬‏
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          • #6
            Judging by the title of the thread, i knew it would be in India. No offense intended towards anyone.

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            • #7
              how come delhi has so many monkeys??? doesn't make sense.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Digital Malang View Post
                This is funny, those stupid idiots run away, if they actually got shot, they deserve it for being that stupid. In the end the monkey raises his weapon like he is the King.

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                • #9
                  there is monkeys running wild all over india. nothing abnormal.

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                  • #10
                    ^ true, but just across the border in pakistan we dont have any monkeys at all, espeically in the cities, neither do we have elephants or many of the other animals found in India

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                    • #11
                      ^ Not true, I saw plenty of monkeys in Ayubia and Murree

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                      • #12
                        ^ the mountains area north of islamabad do have some wild ones, but not in the cities roaming free

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                        • #13
                          wow so many monkeys there:

                          YouTube - ‪NBC News, Monkey Problems in India‬‏

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                          • #14
                            indians don't seem inclined to kill wild animals around the towns or be very aggressive towards them. i don't recall seeing a lot of monkeys in delhi, in the 70s. saw other animals in the city and a birds nest in a red crossing light that wasn't working. i guess the monkeys native habitat could be getting decimated.

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                            • #15
                              No mockery of religions please.
                              Gar Jahanum Sakhtam Ferdaws Ham Mesazamat

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