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    Jokes about Mullahs

    Here I am starting jokes about Mullahs...But guys don't take me wrong...There is a difference between Mullahs and Alims (Islamic schoalrs) the former being ignorant individuals trying to govern people by force the later, learnt into religous knowledge and engaged in healthy interpretation of religion...Alims are respectable people...Mullahs on the other hand are opportunist and greedy...

    For example, on this forum, brother Al-Chemist may be considered a scholar (Alim) whereas ScimitarXEdge is definitly a (typical) Mullah....

    Anyhow, let us start it...

    There is a verse said about Mullahs by a poet i.e.,

    main nai awar shaitan nai janath kai diwar pai char kai
    sihmi hoi aik hoor kai pichai wahshi mullah bhagthai daikai..

    (I and shaitan climbed the wall of Jannath and saw wild mullahs chasing an innocent hoor...).
    Last edited by Toramana; 04-15-2011, 05:03 PM.
    Tags: jokes, mullahs
  • #2
    HAHAHA.
    That joke sucked.

    I am no bird, and no nest ensnares me.

    non commercial would cost less if he was in charge himself which he plans on doing. right now it's n herat but soon it will be in qanadahar.

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    • #3
      ^Which one sucked, the first one or the second one?
      Islam will prevail, a promise made by the Creator of this universe:

      [61:8] They desire to extinguish the light of Allah with the breath of their mouths, but Allah will perfect His light, even if the disbelievers hate it.

      [61:9] He it is Who has sent His Messenger with the guidance and the Religion of truth, that He may cause it to prevail over all religions, even if those who associate partners with God hate it.

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      • #4
        LOL
        They both sucked equally. The second one a bit more i guess.

        I am no bird, and no nest ensnares me.

        non commercial would cost less if he was in charge himself which he plans on doing. right now it's n herat but soon it will be in qanadahar.

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        • #5
          salam though i am an outsider but All Religion's must be respected & mocking or joking about people who are deeply religious is not good it should be avoided be it a mullah,pundit,priest,rabbi,monk etc
          “Coffee and love are best when they are hot.”

          A German proverb

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          • #6
            Toramana's mind is corrupted. He has got some big problem with mullahs i don't know why. may be its secret to tell.

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            • #7
              maybe he has bad memories from muallahyan

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sheenkay View Post
                maybe he has bad memories from muallahyan
                hahaha not only bad memories but also bad bad experience

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by emkhan View Post
                  hahaha not only bad memories but also bad bad experience

                  aww poor guy LOL
                  maybe he hates taliban too

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                  • #10
                    he hates everyone except liars and propaganda tools against religion

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                    • #11
                      Hahahaha, my elders were too liberal to send me to a madrassa (and still are)...so that is out of question...however, the mullah minded here maight have gone through all those things usually associated with mullahs and madrassas...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by emkhan View Post
                        he hates everyone except liars and propaganda tools against religion
                        meaning he doesnt hate lairs

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sheenkay View Post
                          meaning he doesnt hate lairs
                          ofcourse a liar would love of his kind
                          ofcourse a liar would love of his caste

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                          • #14
                            Islamophic jokes are so 2010

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                            • #15
                              if u want to joke about some mullah who has been proven to be greedy and a hypocrite, thats ok but if u want to paint all mullahs under the same brush then why stop there? u might as well say all pashtuns are greedy and opportunists.
                              There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.

                              Sayyid Qutb

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