Taliban Faces Split as Talks Fail to Resolve Leadership Spat

[Bengal_Tiger]

We have survived 70 years of Afghan attempts to swipe our land and bitchslapped you hard enough to make you go through time until you reached the Stone Age. When dealing with Afghans, it is hard to not brag and be proud.

lol

You have "survived"?

I thought you were a super-duper nuclear power with a super-duper army?

Good to know that you are comparing yourselves to landlocked, civil war ridden Afghanistan.

When dealing with Afghans, it is hard to not brag and be proud.

So dealing with a poor landlocked country with decades of civil war is a source of pride for you?

lol

You compare yourselves to Afghanistan.

While your "arch-enemy" India compares itself to China and is sending Indian missiles to Mars.



lol

How are your plans to "conquer" Afghanistan going? See thread.

lol

[Damir9000]

Did you take that literally? I can tell you're not exactly the brightest light bulb in the house.


We have survived 70 years of Afghan attempts to swipe our land and bitchslapped you hard enough to make you go through time until you reached the Stone Age when you pushed us too far. When dealing with Afghans, it is hard to not brag and be proud.

I thought you were refering me Bengal_Tiger, a user on this forum.
He sometimes referred to just Tiger.

survived 70 years of Afghan attempts?
Afghanistan has been a mess the communist coup, about 40 years now.

You feel proud about surviving against a country in ruins?

[Orakzai]

lol

Good to know that you are comparing yourselves to landlocked, civil war ridden Afghanistan.

It's these pesky Afghan refugees who spend their time obsessing over us. Can you blame a guy for refuting their garbage? I mean the fellow I was responding to was still fantasizing and pleasuring himself over the dream of Afghanistan taking over Khyber Pakhtunkhwa.

While your "arch-enemy" India compares itself to China and is sending Indian missiles to Mars.

India is nowhere near China with a few hundred million still struggling to defecate in a toilet. Cold War-Era technology for a country of 1.2 billion in 2015? What were they doing for the last 40 years? Gimme a break man.

How are your plans to "conquer" Afghanistan going? See thread.

I'd rather not. I mean besides your belief that the super stronk Noble Afghans will go rambo on the Pakistani military and liberate Pashtun land, what's there to argue? Afghanistan is close to another collapse. They're certainly not helping themselves by appearing to be more interested in whining and moaning than real action. Already a few million Afghans living in Pakistan (begging to remain after the authorities cracked down upon them). Pakistan needs connection to Central Asia, Afghanistan needs decent security. I'm not proposing a total annexation of Afghanistan anyway. We're in need of places with key, strategic positions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakhan_Corridor

[Orakzai]

You feel proud about surviving against a country in ruins?

A country in ruins (although Afghanistan could hardly be considered "in ruins" in the '60s) which was being propped up by the Soviet Union. Not to mention we countered Afghanistan (and the KGB)'s overt aggression before the Afghan War. Eh, pummeling a Soviet client-state still fills you with some satisfaction. You'll never get that satisfaction though, so you'll never understand.

[Bengal_Tiger]

It's these pesky Afghan refugees who spend their time obsessing over us. Can you blame a guy for refuting their garbage? I mean the fellow I was responding to was still fantasizing and pleasuring himself over the dream of Afghanistan taking over Khyber Pakhtunkhwa.



India is nowhere near China with a few hundred million still struggling to defecate in a toilet. Cold War-Era technology for a country of 1.2 billion in 2015? What were they doing for the last 40 years? Gimme a break man.



I'd rather not. I mean besides your belief that the super stronk Noble Afghans will go rambo on the Pakistani military and liberate Pashtun land, what's there to argue? Afghanistan is close to another collapse. They're certainly not helping themselves by appearing to be more interested in whining and moaning than real action. Already a few million Afghans living in Pakistan (begging to remain after the authorities cracked down upon them). Pakistan needs connection to Central Asia, Afghanistan needs decent security. I'm not proposing a total annexation of Afghanistan anyway. We're in need of places with key, strategic positions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakhan_Corridor

Yesterday it was "annexation of Afghanistan"


Today it's "I'm not proposing a total annexation of Afghanistan"


Wonder what it will be next week? "I never ever said we should annex Afghanistan".

Anyway you are struggling to keep Balochistan and FATA inside the federation, so forget about any "Afghan adventures" or "annexation"

[Damir9000]

A country in ruins (although Afghanistan could hardly be considered "in ruins" in the '60s) which was being propped up by the Soviet Union. Not to mention we countered Afghanistan (and the KGB)'s overt aggression before the Afghan War. Eh, pummeling a Soviet client-state still fills you with some satisfaction. You'll never get that satisfaction though, so you'll never understand.

But you said 70 years!

[Orakzai]

Anyway you are struggling to keep Balochistan and FATA inside the federation, so forget about any "Afghan adventures" or "annexation"

Struggling? We've cleared most of FATA. Balochistan? Struggling? Gimme a break.
Forget about any Afghan adventure when a rag tag militia can bully around the federal government? It's not even going to be a war. It's going to be a cakewalk. Heck, the only people fighting on Afghanistan's side would be internet Jihadis like you (Allahu Akbaring on the interwebs) because most of the ANA would have fled the battle.

[Orakzai]

But you said 70 years!

I did. You can take that statement anyway you want. At the end of the day, the results are all there in front of you.

[Bengal_Tiger]

Struggling? We've cleared most of FATA. Balochistan? Struggling? Gimme a break.
Forget about any Afghan adventure when a rag tag militia can bully around the federal government? It's not even going to be a war. It's going to be a cakewalk. Heck, the only people fighting on Afghanistan's side would be internet Jihadis like you (Allahu Akbaring on the interwebs) because most of the ANA would have fled the battle.

So the killing of 16 Pakistanis in a mosque in a militant attack on an airbase was an example of how you've "cleared most of FATA".

LOL

Gimme a break.

Your favourite phrase?

Asking for mercy.

lol

To be honest I can't be bothered to respond to the rest of your drivel and go in to detail of all the very serious repercussions of any attempt by Pakistan to directly invade Afghanistan (as opposed to their current invasion by proxy via the Taliban) would be. Suffice to say your lord and master, Raheel Shareef was running to Kabul several times over the course of the year.

Anyway welcome to ignore, you're just another delusional defence.pk idiot and moron.

[Damir9000]

I did. You can take that statement anyway you want. At the end of the day, the results are all there in front of you.

Lets give your Pakistani Empire dream another 70 years, since it still drinks from the teat of the USA & China.

"China will help us"- pakistani kid said at mosque

[Orakzai]

So the killing of 16 Pakistanis in a mosque in a militant attack on an airbase was an example of how you've "cleared most of FATA".

They came from the Afghan side, junior. FATA isn't involved in any of this.

To be honest I can't be bothered to respond to the rest of your drivel and go in to detail of all the very serious repercussions of any attempt by Pakistan to directly invade Afghanistan (as opposed to their current invasion by proxy via the Taliban) would be. Suffice to say your lord and master, Raheel Shareef was running to Kabul several times over the course of the year.

Repercussions? What will Afghanistan do? I've heard all the theories. Pashtun resistance. International coalition against Pakistan. Allah will smite us for being Hindoo-convert Munafiqeen. Man, you've probably got nothing because you've used all that crap in your ass. I'll wait a while so you can "recharge".

[Orakzai]

Lets give your Pakistani Empire dream another 70 years, since it still drinks from the teat of the USA & China.

Sure thing.
You know what's funny? This thread turned from "Ze stronk, shuper duper Afghans vill crush Pakistan and take back Khyber Pakhtunkhwa." into "H-how could you compare Pakistan to our failed state? W-we're a failed state y-you know. I'm a refugee if you really want to know."
Man, I wish this forum had more emoticons to express myself.

[Samandri]

Its funny that dala [MENTION=19039]Orakzai[/MENTION] is making fun of Afghanistan and Afghans for being in ruins and wars. Last time i checked, Orakzai agency is still a war-zone and is in the ruins and has not recovered from military operations and Taliban affair. First convince your Punjabi masters to take it easy in tribal areas then mock Afghanistan.

Either you have picked up talks and mannerisms from Punjabis and Mohajirs or you are not an Orakzai Pashtun at all, but a Punjabi pretender to ward off some of the heat that is directed against Punjabis on this forum.

[Damir9000]

Sure thing.
You know what's funny? This thread turned from "Ze stronk, shuper duper Afghans vill crush Pakistan and take back Khyber Pakhtunkhwa." into "H-how could you compare Pakistan to our failed state? W-we're a failed state y-you know. I'm a refugee if you really want to know."
Man, I wish this forum had more emoticons to express myself.

Maybe Defense.pk is better place for you.

[Bengal_Tiger]

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Get lost moron.

You are a typical Jahil defence.pk monkey, chest-beating like a gorilla about conquering Afghanistan (at least you didn't mention nuking Afghanistan a land of 30 million Muslims like the rest of your jahil defence.pk monkey brothers here).

What really got to me was the disrespectful way you referred to takbeer "Allahu Akbar" (Allah is great), but that shouldn't be a surprise to people who know the Pakistan army well e.g. [MENTION=1753]Manzareh[/MENTION] and how they use Islam to get cannon fodder privates to get killed whilst they tie up nice lucrative property deals worth millions and enjoy drinking alcohol.

F**ing disgraceful defence.pk animal.