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Suicide bomber in the thread http://www.pashtunforums.com/showthr...t=41772&page=2 was sent by mullah sakhi jan
Mullah sakhi jan (actual name major arifullah khattak): Sir! may i come in
Colonel punjabi: Oye welcome khocha, .....sit down, tell me about your progress
Mullah sakhi jan: Sir as you know i was already a hafiz e Quran when i joined the service, on department orders i also completed dars-e-nizami and got sanad after 8 years from darul uloom haqqania. After that it was piece of cake for me to become imam of a mosque and adjacent madrassa in kohat. Sir let me congratulate you, i have dispatched first batch of suicide bombers to various organizations.
1- Ten fidayeen to TTP
2- five fiayeen to haqqani group
3- ten to our fake organization , abrar-ul-hind, which would only attack civilians and would be used to sabotage peace talks between governament and TTP.
Colonel punjabi: Good work lalay, you truely are a kameena hahahaha. I like your performance and cold-heartedness, you are different from your rest of dumb kin with low IQ...those TTP bainchods dont know that we are pulling their strings, they are becoming too much of a headache......what are you doing to get rid of those ****s?
Mullah sakhi jan: I have sent info about location of one of their commander to CIA, within few days a drone will sent him to hell. And i have also ordered one of our fake organization to do a suicide blast anywhere on civilians in peshawer so that public opinion is turned against them. TTP has stopped attacking civilians since death of baitullah, so we had to do it on our own.
Colonel punjabi: tell me lalay did you felt remorse at any occasion? , you are a pathan and we are sacrificing your people for greater interest of our pakistani nation?
Mullah sakhi jan: sir i dont believe in ethnic bullshyt, it is against islam. I am only a pakistani and a follower of hazrat qauid-e-azam. Though i must say i felt little hesitation by brainwashing a ten year old boy from waziristan, he looked like my younger son. I sent him to afghanistan through haqqani network.
Colonel punjabi: I hope he has blasted himself on those afghani ****s....any we tell me haqqani has agreed to our demand of attacking indian embassy in kabul or not?
Mullah sakhi jan: he is refusing, right now they are busy in fights with afghan army
Colonel punjabi: Then send coordinates of one of his commander to CIA for drone attack, haqqani should now who is his daddy.
Mullah sakhi jan: Sir there is another matter, major ishtiaq afridi is heard complaining about indiscriminate bombardment of his khyber agency by F-16, he is calling it genocide of afridis.........
Colonel punjabi: That akhroat-headed pathan, get rid of him.....leak info about his movements to TTP, they would do the job. Got it?
Mullah sakhi jan: Yes boss
dedicated to [MENTION=3630]Arooj Khan[/MENTION]....ISI jeet gaya
Mullah sakhi jan (actual name major arifullah khattak): Sir! may i come in
Colonel punjabi: Oye welcome khocha, .....sit down, tell me about your progress
Mullah sakhi jan: Sir as you know i was already a hafiz e Quran when i joined the service, on department orders i also completed dars-e-nizami and got sanad after 8 years from darul uloom haqqania. After that it was piece of cake for me to become imam of a mosque and adjacent madrassa in kohat. Sir let me congratulate you, i have dispatched first batch of suicide bombers to various organizations.
1- Ten fidayeen to TTP
2- five fiayeen to haqqani group
3- ten to our fake organization , abrar-ul-hind, which would only attack civilians and would be used to sabotage peace talks between governament and TTP.
Colonel punjabi: Good work lalay, you truely are a kameena hahahaha. I like your performance and cold-heartedness, you are different from your rest of dumb kin with low IQ...those TTP bainchods dont know that we are pulling their strings, they are becoming too much of a headache......what are you doing to get rid of those ****s?
Mullah sakhi jan: I have sent info about location of one of their commander to CIA, within few days a drone will sent him to hell. And i have also ordered one of our fake organization to do a suicide blast anywhere on civilians in peshawer so that public opinion is turned against them. TTP has stopped attacking civilians since death of baitullah, so we had to do it on our own.
Colonel punjabi: tell me lalay did you felt remorse at any occasion? , you are a pathan and we are sacrificing your people for greater interest of our pakistani nation?
Mullah sakhi jan: sir i dont believe in ethnic bullshyt, it is against islam. I am only a pakistani and a follower of hazrat qauid-e-azam. Though i must say i felt little hesitation by brainwashing a ten year old boy from waziristan, he looked like my younger son. I sent him to afghanistan through haqqani network.
Colonel punjabi: I hope he has blasted himself on those afghani ****s....any we tell me haqqani has agreed to our demand of attacking indian embassy in kabul or not?
Mullah sakhi jan: he is refusing, right now they are busy in fights with afghan army
Colonel punjabi: Then send coordinates of one of his commander to CIA for drone attack, haqqani should now who is his daddy.
Mullah sakhi jan: Sir there is another matter, major ishtiaq afridi is heard complaining about indiscriminate bombardment of his khyber agency by F-16, he is calling it genocide of afridis.........
Colonel punjabi: That akhroat-headed pathan, get rid of him.....leak info about his movements to TTP, they would do the job. Got it?
Mullah sakhi jan: Yes boss
dedicated to [MENTION=3630]Arooj Khan[/MENTION]....ISI jeet gaya