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    Pashtunforums Fantasy Government and Politics

    Let us assume positions. Follow the example:


    Name: Shamlawar Khurasani
    Title: Radical Firebrand Cleric
    Position: Political Opposition
    Political Affiliation: Supporter of Jihadis all across the globe


    Mission statement: The solution for the current turmoil is to educate the youth with Islamic creed and modern science and technology to create a modern advanced Islamic society in order to pave the way for the return of Khilafah.
    Originally posted by Firdousi
    Never talk with Afghans about politics. All their political knowledge is limited to conspiracy theories, political demonization and contradictions. No logic, no reason.
    Tags: fantasy, government, pashtunforums, politics
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    Name: Haris Wardak
    Title: Minister of Sports
    Position: Government Minister
    Political Affiliation: Non-Partisan/Independent


    Mission statement: Promoting an interest in Afghan/Pashtun sports (particularly football).


    Yeah.. I couldn't think of anything interesting.
    Figured that since i'm a mod, I have to be a part of the 'government'.
    ---
    To advise others is an easy matter, the difficulty is accepting advice -- since it is bitter for those who follow their
    own inclinations and desires    .

    -Imam al Ghazali

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    • #3
      Name: Admin Khan
      Title: Interior Minister
      Position: Government Minister
      Political Affiliation: Technocrat Party

      Someone who wishes to rule the nation by devising probabilistic algorithms, or in general taking into consideration various forms of algorithms, not heuristics, to govern society.
      Even Adobe Photoshop can't change me.

      A line[Durrand line] of hatred that raised a wall between the two brothers -Hamid Karzai

      For generations, the Hindus of India prayed for deliverance from "the venom of the cobra, the teeth of the tiger and the vengeance of the Afghan."


      The men of Kábul and Khilj also went home; and whenever they were questioned about the Musulmáns of the Kohistán (the mountains), and how matters stood there, they said, "Don't call it Kohistán, but Afghánistán; for there is nothing there but Afgháns and disturbances." Thus it is clear that for this reason the people of the country call their home in their own language Afghánistán, and themselves Afgháns. The people of India call them Patán; but the reason for this is not known. But it occurs to me, that when, under the rule of Muhammadan sovereigns, Musulmáns first came to the city of Patná, and dwelt there, the people of India (for that reason) called them Patáns—but God knows!

      -Ferishta, 1560–1620

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      • #4
        Name: Siiniizai
        Title: Border Guard
        Position: Border checkpoint
        Political Affiliation: Local police commandant (my uncle)

        Mission statement: My friend, my friend, if you just pay this small fee there won't be any trouble at all. This is all you have? Fine, you may go now but don't forget you will be... 'searched' on the way back too.
        په پښتو ژبه ټایپ کول تاسو غواري؟ بيا داسې وکړي چې
        دلته وهي

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        • #5
          Name- KGODB
          Title- Amir Ul Umara
          Position- Head of State, Commander in Chief of the Ariana Revolutionary Guards
          Political Affiliation- The Islamic Emirate of Ariana
          Mission Statement- To advance the cause of a free Islamic Ariana, free of ethnic discrimination, united in the name of our independent history, holy soil and 2 million martyrs

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          • #6
            Name: Khostai
            Title: Minister of Information and Culture
            Position: Head of television, radio and communication, and culture affairs
            Political affiliation: Social Democrat.
            Mission Statement: Spreading secularism and secular education, to change radicals (taliban, mujhahids lovers and every 7th century mentality peopel).

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            • #7
              Name: Bakhti Janaparhner
              Title: Wandering stranger
              Position: Guest on Pashtun lands
              Political affiliation: withe the winds and clouds, sands and mountains, lakes and rivers, plants and animals
              Mission statement: learning and traveling
              Ա՜խ, ընկել եմ քար ու քարափ,
              Իմ սրբություն, ե՛տ արի, ե՛տ,
              Ես ծովակ եմ առանց կարապ,
              Իմ էություն, ե՛տ արի, ե՛տ:
              Ես անտառ եմ առանց եղնիկ
              Իմ վեհություն, ե՛տ արի, ե՛տ:

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              • #8
                Name: Mostafa 1919
                Title: Chief of Staff of Logistics and Engineering Chorps
                Position: Three-Star General of the Ground Forces
                Political affiliation: none
                Mission Statement: Guarding National Security no matter who the civilian leader is!
                The only constant is change.

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                • #9
                  Name: Friend
                  Title: Administrator
                  Position: Interior and Information minister
                  Political Affiliation: None

                  Mission statement: Eliminate the anti social elements by giving full authority and power to the police by usine my interior ministry powers. Give cheap and quick justice to the common man.
                  Educate public about the basic Islmic teachings through media. Ban all those TVs who spread vulgarity and ill mannered dramas and shows. Discourage all the secularists and their stupid ideas through media by using my information ministry powers.
                  Last edited by Friend; 09-06-2013, 05:40 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Name: Talal Khan
                    Title: Ambassador Islamic Republic of Pakistan
                    Position: Envoy and Ambassador to the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan
                    Political Affiliation: None

                    Status: Dubious - Under suspicion from the Afghan authorities for being an ISI agent, under investigation from the Pakistani government for holding dual nationality, suspect in a poutine hiest by the Canadian authorities. Currently pondering some of the life choices I made.
                    It's enough that I know, Our time had a home, In your heart..Was a place..But the glass always breaks..

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                    • #11
                      Name: Nima Khan Abdali
                      Title: Doctor
                      Position:None
                      Political Affiliation: Stormfront

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Friend View Post
                        Name: Friend
                        Title: Administrator
                        Position: Interior and Information minister
                        Political Affiliation: None

                        Mission statement: Eliminate the anti social elements by giving full authority and power to the police by usine my interior ministry powers. Give cheap and quick justice to the common man.
                        Educate public about the basic Islmic teachings through media. Ban all those TVs who spread vulgarity and ill mannered dramas and shows. Discourage all the secularists and their stupid ideas through media by using my information ministry powers.
                        You are to late, I already started secularisation of Afghanistan lol

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