Reports come out that Pakistan is supporting Taliban.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that Pakistan is harboring Osama Bin Laden.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that Pakistan is supporting the Haqqani network, even in attacking the US embassy in Kabul.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that Pakistan is circulating nuclear bombs in unguarded delivery vans.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that no matter what the issue is, Pakistan always reacts with reflexive pre-recorded denials.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that due to overuse by govt agencies, there is a shortage of tape-recorder parts in Pakistan.
Pakistan responds: "Theeese aaaaalleeegaaaatiooons aaaare puuure fiiiiictioooon, baaaaselesssss aaaand mooootiiivaaaZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT"
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that Pakistan is harboring Osama Bin Laden.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that Pakistan is supporting the Haqqani network, even in attacking the US embassy in Kabul.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that Pakistan is circulating nuclear bombs in unguarded delivery vans.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that no matter what the issue is, Pakistan always reacts with reflexive pre-recorded denials.
Pakistan responds: "These allegations are pure fiction, baseless and motivated."
Reports come out that due to overuse by govt agencies, there is a shortage of tape-recorder parts in Pakistan.
Pakistan responds: "Theeese aaaaalleeegaaaatiooons aaaare puuure fiiiiictioooon, baaaaselesssss aaaand mooootiiivaaaZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT"

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