what is pakistan? (joke)

[afghanonly]

someone told me this joke today about Pakistan

"Pakistan is a child of afghanistan and india" Afghanistan is the father and India is the mother. lol hahahah

^ if you think about it is true^ modern pakis are half breeds between afghans and indians. In all cases afghans have fathered children with local punjabi/sindh mothers during centuries of afghan rule over these areas. now pakistan has become a spoilt child

[afghan]

i always thought it was an unlawfull child of british. its something new.

[faye]

these stupid demeaning posts about pakistan bring pro pakistan responses from people like chelsea fan. then those people get banned.
pakistan is millions of people who are busy just trying to survive life, floods, earthquakes, poverty. for someone who is insulted with being classified as asian, afghanonly, you should be more thoughtful about others.

[Karachi]

not really funny

[IamDZJ]

this is unacceptable.

[Bengal_Tiger]

someone told me this joke today about Pakistan

"Pakistan is a child of afghanistan and india" Afghanistan is the father and India is the mother. lol hahahah

^ if you think about it is true^ modern pakis are half breeds between afghans and indians. In all cases afghans have fathered children with local punjabi/sindh mothers during centuries of afghan rule over these areas. now pakistan has become a spoilt child

Pakistani nationalists boast about being descendant of "Aryans, Arabs, Turks" etc.

One such example is, Pakistani nationalist, Ahmed Quraishi a Hindustani-origin Pakistani originating from Delhi who on his website used to conspicuously state this. When I read that, I just wondered, what does this have to do with Pakistani strategic and political affairs?

The fact that they even have to state this, to differentiate themselves from India shows their inferiority complex, fake history and delusion.

There is a lot of neo-Brahmanism, casteism amongst Pakistanis.

They also misuse name of Afghan heroes such as Abdali for their nuclear missiles.

[Bengal_Tiger]

i always thought it was an unlawfull child of british. its something new.

It is.

First army chief: Frank Messervy.

First governor of Punjab: Francis Mudie.

Founder: British surrogate Ali Jinnah who was a close aide to a British MP and an Anglicized Indian far removed from the lives of normal South Asians.

Be careful the pro-Pakistani mafia on this site have ensured an extensive ban on many things e.g.

- "Insert food"-khor.

- "Insert letters" - stan.

- Shortened form of the word Pakistani, without the stani.

- Use of the word "Napak" in threads.

They are still not happy for that and will be greedy for more.

Soon they will manage to succeed in banning anything critical of Ali Jinnah, criticizing the two-nation theory and the existence of Pakistan.

What they fail to mention is that on Pakistani nationalist sites people call for the nuking of Afghanistan, mass expulsion of Afghan refugees and general abuse against Afghans as well as some of the vilest and most disgusting race against Indians e.g. about their colour, height, diet, religion, legs (yes even that, and so on).

[Karachi]

^ you do know that bengalis also eat daal, possibly even more then pakistanis. so do you wana insult yourself to now using that word?

[faye]

karachi, we need bunghole tiger? to tell us what to think, even who we must hate, so don't upset him lol.

[Daruish]

these stupid demeaning posts about pakistan bring pro pakistan responses from people like chelsea fan. then those people get banned.
pakistan is millions of people who are busy just trying to survive life, floods, earthquakes, poverty. for someone who is insulted with being classified as asian, afghanonly, you should be more thoughtful about others.

May there be Barakat in Pakistanis miseries, may there be 100 more floods and earthquakes, these dam Pakistanis have shed a lot of afghan blood, it makes me happy to see them suffer. justice!

[faye]

so you muslims will be hating each other until eternity, right, daruish. great idea. i really don't know why mohammad or jesus even bothered to give their advice, humans are too dumb to even take notice.

[Bengal_Tiger]

Humans will always argue whether it be kids fighting over the remote control, husband and wife, work colleagues etc. This is human nature. Muslims are no different. There will of course be differences. Argentina and Chile have disputes, the fact that they're both Catholic won't stop that.

However if we look historically there has been far less war between Muslims than Christians despite the false image potrayed by the biased western media.

People have a right to object to Pakistan and support the independence of Sindh, Balochistan and Pashtunkhwa, just as people had the right to support an independent Bangladesh, or people have the right to argue Sindh, Balochistan and Pashtunkhwa should stay within the federation. Using the Islam card to silence any criticism of Pakistan will not work any more unfortunately. This is a well known Pakistani trick and tactic.

It's like the Church of England telling the Scotts or Welsh they are traitors to Christianity if they prefer to secede from the UK.

[Bengal_Tiger]

P.S. I am not sure if the Darius troll is a Muslim or an atheist (Kafir).

It is wrong to attribute views of atheists/kuffar to Muslims.

[faye]

i don't advocate hate, whether it is a muslim or any other religion. i think hate is a poison in people. if that is what people wish to promote, like yourself bt, your choice, but i will promote against it.

[Daruish]

so you muslims will be hating each other until eternity, right, daruish. great idea. i really don't know why mohammad or jesus even bothered to give their advice, humans are too dumb to even take notice.

Its not my fault, in one verses of holy Koran it says anywhere you catch infidels kill them and secure their wives and properties as spoil of war!

In another verse, it announces do not interfere in infidels religion, theirs theirs and ours ours!

Same with Bible and what jesus says! but im not here to talk about Jesus or Mohammad, im here to converting people to humanity based on civility. Pakistani militarily creates, supports and arms its proxy taliban to kill Afghans, what the common pakistani citizens do? Encourages them to kill more so they can fight Hindus because for Pakistan to survive, it has to emphasize on its anti-Indian and Hendu positions. Pakistan will automatically get wiped out from the face of the earth if it stops its anti-Indian policies, no matter if that antagonism is real or faked one!