ISI control the WORLD HAHAH

[ISIKhan]

ScimitarXEdge,

You are a smart one, and have discovered one of the biggest secrets of the ISI- YES, Afghans fighting against the US occupation fight for Pakistan!!! All Taliban leadership are under the Imperius spell

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Imperius_Curse

"Total control. I could make it jump out the window, drown itself, throw itself down one of your throats..." —Barty Crouch Jr. as Alastor Moody on a spider he had put under Imperius Curse[src]

The Imperius Curse is one of the three Unforgivable Curses. When cast successfully, it places the victim completely under the caster's control, though a person with exceptional strength of will is capable of resisting it. This makes it unique among the unforgivable curses, as it is the only one of them with a known, reliable method of resistance. The curse's incantation is Imperio.


Voldemort gave us first hand lessons on this, and we obviously gave him Harry Potter as part of the deal.

Ooops- the cat is out of the bag- what to do now?

This is a major problem within the agency. How did you find out that Afghans are fighting and dying for Jinnah? Do you also know that Taliban plan to make Bhangra the national dance?


20 years ago, our Father of our nuclear program, Abdul Qadeer Khan had a side project in which we were able to control peoples minds and actions. As you know AQ Khan was also a graduate of Hogwarts School of WitchCraft and Wizardry. He had the honor of being classmates with Voldmermot and Harry Potter, both of whom gave him extensive advice on how to control the Afghan Pashtun warriors.

This research paid of as the Afghans are defeating another empire - WOOOHOOO.

THATS US BABY.........

[ISIKhan]

Only problem is it backfired. You see, the Pashtuns outsmarted us, yet again. Voldemort had been with them, and they made him teach them the Avada Kedavra spell. As expected, we were beaten like no ones business in Waziristan. They put us in our place. Why should we ever listen to American, and have 5000 die for what?

never again.

Avada Kedavra - The Killing CurseEdit

Description: Causes instant death. The incantation of Avada Kedavra causes a blindingly intense green bolt of light to shoot from the end of the caster's wand, which, on contact with the victim, results in instant death. There are no secondary effects; the victim simply "drops dead" for no biological reason. It is possible that the victim's internal organs cease function. Muggle coroners would be unable to find a cause of death in such an attack, but the Ministry of Magic recognises the signs of the curse.
The Killing Curse has no counter-curse or blocking spell, although the green bolt may be dodged or blocked with solid objects. For instance, Albus Dumbledore once transfigured a statue from the Fountain of Magical Brethren to shield Harry Potter from Voldemort's Killing Curse during the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. If the curse misses the victim and strikes an inanimate object instead, a small explosion at the point of impact results, which may start a fire of green flame.

[sahil112]

huh, i thought voldermot had been already defeated -_-

[ScimitarXEdge]

hahahhaah Ashraf spams whenever I point out the Wikileaks expose' on the Taliban

[ISIKhan]

huh, i thought voldermot had been already defeated -_-

the dark lord rose again, and we were ready to take advantage of his rise, being Pakistanis and all, thats part of our national character,

but he and Harry Potter had befriended the Pashtuns, asking nothing at all, but friendship.

It is only with awe, that the whole world is witnessing another empire getting defeated in Afghanistan. Voldemort has taught the Pashtuns many spells now.

[afghan]

hahahhaah Ashraf spams whenever I point out the Wikileaks expose' on the Taliban

even if mula omar tells himself some on this forum that he is a child of ISI, they wont believe it. hard to convince.

[ISIKhan]

^another smart one speaks.

How did you know we are using remote control and imperius spell to control over 100 million Afghans?

You are a genius. The cat is out of the bag. Oh no, I am so scared.

Its too bad, I told you, the Pashtuns in Waziristan were taught the Avada Kadavra spell, and gave us the beating of our lives, killing 5000 pakistani soldiers. Harry Potter was too wimpy to teach us this. Voldemort refused to return our calls.

[ScimitarXEdge]

I dont know what's creepier

the fact that Ashrafgaljay needs to come under another name to spam the forums with Taliban propaganda and lives in denial that his favorite source Wikileaks sold his heros out

or that he knows so much detail about Harry Potter

[Alchemist]

^ It's hard to believe that this douche bag actually has a job or a life. Everyday he is here and logged on...
I doubt he is even in school like he claims to be...32 years old and no life...on some kind of warped crusade on the internet.
He should some proof that he does have a life ...or we can just rest assured that this is his actual career - keyboard warrior.

[ScimitarXEdge]

you know it is labor day here right?

[ScimitarXEdge]

He should some proof that he does have a life ...

show some proof that you sold your Subway Store .....and I'll show a picture of me at work.

or we can just rest assured that this is his actual career - keyboard warrior.

even if that were true; better than being a fast food clerk and making profit from pork anyday,

[Nokia_Apridey]

wldone ISI Khan Rekhtya hem yu kass awo tolo darna starga sezey sa kamal khu da :P

[Afghanistan2010]

Everyone who attacks and set ISI buildings on fire is a hero fighting terrorism.

[ScimitarXEdge]

Everyone who attacks and set ISI buildings on fire is a hero fighting terrorism.

your beghairat Master Mullah Omar says otherwise

Mullah Omar asks Taliban to stop attacks on Pakistani forces

Islamabad: Taliban leader Mullah Omar has asked Pakistani militants to halt attacks on Pakistani forces, media reports said on Tuesday.

In a letter to the leaders of the banned Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) and other militants, Mullah Mohammad Omar, the head of the ousted Taliban regime, said that fighting fellow Muslims was not jihad

[ISIKhan]

^you see that Omar Hotak was a tough one to control.

Our spells were outdated. We tried using imperius spell, but he possessed the elder wand, and also knew the Avada Kadavra spell. You see we lost 5000 when we went to Waziristan.

Everything backfired, and now look at the position we are in.

Now, we try to stay the heck away. 5000 Pakistani soldiers killed by the Avada Kadavra spell- don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this. They died for US dollars, I think it was $500,000 with some discount for Delta airlines flight we got.

Oh well, cheapness bit us in the ass.