ISI control the WORLD HAHAH

[ISIKhan]

ISI behind the recent Hurricane Irene which resulted in billions of dollars of damage.

We are able to manipulate the weather, and CONTROL the clouds!!!

We also mentally control 90% of the Afghan population. We have Wizards, recent graduates from Hogwarts School who can control the Afghan peoples mind. We have been doing this for the last 900 years. Yes, ISI has existed for LONNG time. It is because of ISI, that Pashtuns defeated the Persians, OTHERWISE they would have welcomed them!!!!!!!!!! yeaaaaaaaaaa

If we had not done so, they would never have fought because they welcome the occupation and daily bombing of their country. Thats right, all those Afghan warriors from East to South are mentally controlled through wizardry and nanotechnology. We press button that says RESIST, and they RESIST. Imagine That?

We were able to mentally control some Pashtun youth, and make them control the country and bring order. They took direct orders from our nanotechnology machines (WOOOHOOOO), and were going to create Punjabistan!! Punjabi was going to become national language of Afghanistan!!!! That is the goal, always has been!!!!

Our current main MAIN OBJECTIVE is to make BHANGRA the NEW NATIONAL DANCE OF AFGHANISTAN.

but first we are mentally controlling the Afghans through REMOTE control to be against the US war because otherwise they WILL NOT.

Afghans do not resist.

We Pakistanis are bastions of resistance. We , like our Indian brothers begged the British for our independence, BUT WAIT, we also used nanotechnology then (WE ARE SOOO SMART).

[Bengal_Tiger]

The ISI were set up by a former British military officer and are responsible for what they deem as state interests within Pakistan and also other parts of the south Asia region.

They have been classified as terrorists by certain western countries.

[tor_khan]

Say hello to CIAKhan when you next speak. Better still pass on my Salaam/Nameste to RAWKhan when he next phones. I know you guys are not on speaking terms, but you are after all, brothers.

[ISIKhan]

We claim credit for Hurricane Irene and the recent global earthquakes, yes!!!

Voldemort was on board for that operation.

All armed struggles for independence in the world are due to us. Egyptians Revolution is due to us. We went against a fellow slave. We want to be Americas ONLY slave

[tor_khan]

Shucks. You can't be the only American Slave. You'll make the Brits feel left out.

[ISIKhan]

Operation London Riots

Despite being one of the most corrupt nations ourself, we instilled anger in the British youth through movie V for Vendetta which we made sure was played on all TV channels.

and there you have it...

[Alchemist]

^ ISIkhar

[ISIKhan]

ok, sarcasm was not understood.

To link resistance in the world to the ISI is an attempt to deny the legitimacy of those resistances. Looks like the humor was not that well understood.

[Bengal_Tiger]

ISI supress Sindhi nationalists in Sindh.

ISI supress Pashtun nationalists in Pakhtunkhwa.

ISI supported Sunni militants e.g. Sipah i Sahaba to murder innocent Shia civilians in Punjab.

ISI supported militants in Afghanistan to destabilize Afghanistan for "strategic depth".

ISI accused of the murder of many Pakistanis including even people from the Pakistani establishment including the son of Air Marshal Asghar Khan.

ISI accused of sponsoring radicals in Bangadesh, who were then captured and expelled by Bangladesh intelligence, DGFI.

No one accuses the ISI of being a global terrorist outfit, merely a regional one which operates inside Pakistan and other states next door or in the region.

[ISIKhan]

[QUOTE]

ISI supported militants in Afghanistan to destabilize Afghanistan for "strategic depth".

I feel this is an insult to the Afghan nation. As you can tell, this is a joke name, ISIKhan.

Afghans fight for themselves, always have, and always will. It is insulting to them to say they fight for Pakistan or ISI.

this is a very disgusting, insensitive, and a false story.

I could care less about ISI or any other slave institution of the US which is starting to expire.

Everyone in the whole world has an inalienable right to freedom and self-determination. From the Islamic perspective, this is guaranteed from the Quran and Hadith. From the UN charter, the right to resist foreign occupation is inalienable.

[Bengal_Tiger]

I never said they fought for Pakistan my Punjabi friend, I said the ISI supported miliants, or did the Pakistan regime do merely nothing and sit down whilst there was war in Afghanistan for 30 years?

What were Punjabi Sipah i Sahaba militants doing in Mazar i Sharif for example when they murdered Iranian diplomats?

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

Everyone in the whole world has an inalienable right to freedom and self-determination. From the Islamic perspective, this is guaranteed from the Quran and Hadith. From the UN charter, the right to resist foreign occupation is inalienable.

lol ROFLMAO hehe lulz0rz

Except, of course, that inalienable right to freedom and self-determination doesn't extend to the Baloch, the Bengalis and the Pashtuns.

The entire Pashtun leadership of the east of the Durrand Line was virtually kept under prison until the 80s. The Bengalis only achieved their inalienable right after millions of deaths and rapes. The Baloch have announced their freedom but Islamabad doesn't want to accept it for some reason.

In truth, as far as Pakistan is concerned, the right to resist foreign occupation is inalienable only in Kashmir but not Balochistan.

You can support Pakistan all you want but you can't claim the moral high-ground.

[ISIKhan]

they have the right too, Everyone has the right, but you should not suppress one peoples right to resist only to be OK with another that suits your own purposes. Pashtun rights to self determination do not end at one side of the Durrand line. Afghans/Pashtuns on both sides have the right to self determination and freedom from US and Pakistan war.

The contradiction arises when you distinguish between different resistances.

this is where you lose the moral high ground. Every single group in the world has the right to resist.

[Afghanistan2010]

ISI is just intel **** intel ,
defeated by TTP
Raped by CIA

[afghan]

[QUOTE=ISIKhan;512578]

I feel this is an insult to the Afghan nation. As you can tell, this is a joke name, ISIKhan.

Afghans fight for themselves, always have, and always will. It is insulting to them to say they fight for Pakistan or ISI.

this is a very disgusting, insensitive, and a false story.

I could care less about ISI or any other slave institution of the US which is starting to expire.

Everyone in the whole world has an inalienable right to freedom and self-determination. From the Islamic perspective, this is guaranteed from the Quran and Hadith. From the UN charter, the right to resist foreign occupation is inalienable.

graveyard starey ma shey. do you believe pakistan could give the best to afghans?