CENTCOM Statement

[Nourzai]

CENTOM would like to address its grievances:

CENTCOM got its a-s-s handed to it today and CENTCOM's puppet Hamid Karzai said the news before we could cover up how many of our Navy Donkeys got killed. For those of you not in the know, in life they are called SEALs and in death they are called donkeys.

CENTCOM is feeling unloved these days and wants to understand why it keeps having to sleep on the couch.

CENTCOM tries to get the Taliban to dinner and tries to give it fancy gifts, and wonders why it keeps getting treated this way. CENTCOM even tried chocolates and poetry, but still got rejected.

So basically CENTCOM believes its time to let go. This relationship is not a reciprocating one.

We kill thousands of Afghans who are pissed at us for being there and we even do the honor of labeling them as Taliban. And they seem to embrace death instead of putting it up in bold on CNN.

Now CENTCOM is cranky and having a bad day because its that time of the month again.

Noorzai Jahani
D.E.T U.S Central Command
Gainsville Florida
www.cen-tcom.mil

[unknownprince]

US-led airstrike kills Afghan civilians

I thought it would be a condemnation saying that Afghans should have allowed the US to conduct a night raid/airstrike on them, and that this action is condemned.

It looks like the usual attack against the civilians has been done again. These attacks against the Afghan people will continue to backfire, pun intended.



PressTV - US-led airstrike kills Afghan civilians

US-led airstrike kills Afghan civilians
Sat Aug 6, 2011 6:3PM GMT


A scene of a US-led strike in Afghanistan
A fresh US-led airstrike has killed at least eight civilians and wounded several others in the troubled southern Afghanistan, local authorities say.


The causalities come after NATO targeted a residential area in Nad Ali district of southern Helmand Province.

The western military alliance claims to have targeted militants in the troubled region.

However, eye-witnesses and local sources said all those killed in the attack were civilians.

Afghan officials say women and children are among the victims.

Kabul has been condemning attacks on Afghan people, with President Hamid Karzai saying the foreign forces should stop looking for Taliban militants among civilians.

Hundreds of civilians have lost their lives in US-led airstrikes and ground operations in different parts of the war-ravaged country over the past months.

A large number of civilians have fallen victim to the air raids since the 2001 US-led invasion of Afghanistan.

The loss of civilian lives at the hand of foreign forces has dramatically increased anti-American sentiments in Afghanistan.

Afghans have held several angry protests against NATO over the issue of civilian casualties.

The US-led war in Afghanistan, with civilian and military casualties at record highs, has become the longest war in the US history.

SS/JR/MMN

[ScimitarXEdge]

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