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  • CENTCOM official statement on David Petreus Leaving Afghanistan

    CENTCOM would like to affirm that we take pride in the support from one of the top ranked presidents of the United States, George W. Bush. He indicates that we ought not to leave Afghanistan prematurely, and due to the wide ranging successes his advice has had in the past, we plan on following it to completion.

    CENTCOM would also like to affirm our support for the Saudi regime, a bastion for the support of womens rights, as well as a heavily prodemocracy King Abdullah, a guiding light for democracy in world affairs. CENTCOM sees no contradiction between touting President Bush’s support for Afghan women while simulataneously supporting the amazingly forward thinking and pro womens regime of King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.

    http://wire.antiwar.com/2010/12/22/s...rotest-banned/http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3321637.ece

    We also would like to refer to a recent stance that US citizens have taken on the Afghan conflict and affirm that their opinions only drive support for our enemies, the Taliban. We urge American citizens to understand that the Pentagon does not take their opinion into account.
    “Like Iraq then, the Afghanistan war today is unpopular; the president has ordered a surge in U.S. troops that has aroused skepticism; and most Americans want U.S. troops home.”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinio...YU3_story.html

    CENTCOM would also like to confirm that General Petreus is fatigued by action in the Afghan theater of war and will likely be replaced by the year’s end by Marine General John Allen. The Defense Department initially denied assertions last month, but leaks in recent days appear to be pointing toward David Petreus being another general bested by the Afghans in the long line of Generals starting with Alexander the Great. When asked about John Allen’s qualifications, CENTCOM referred to him as a “rock star.” When asked why not send Tommy Lee, former rocker and husband of Pamela Lee to the front lines to lead the battle, if “rock stars” make good generals, CENTCOM refused to comment on the top secret rock stars to generals conversion program.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theenv...tan-commanders

    Noorzai Jahani
    D.E.T U.S Central Command
    Gainsville Florida
    www.cen-tcom.mil

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    good job, noorrzai. just keep following the think tanks advice and filling the bank accounts of the multinationals and all will be peace and harmony, on the planet.

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