CENTTCOM: USA declares victory

[USA]

We the US have won the war.

The Taliban have been defeated, and have run away. They have handed in their weapons. There is no war going on. All those US fatalities you are hearing in the US media is part of Taliban propaganda. Thats right. The Taliban owns the Guardian English

news paper. They own many Western media outlets. CNN is also owned by the Taliban.'

Majority of our casualties have been from natural causes. Many have died from asthma attacks from patrolling those DAMN mountains in Kunar.

The Taliban can't even fire their weapons at us. Also many of our good soldiers misfired their own weapons on each other.

So Im here to tell you that we have won the war, and are now withdrawing.

USA USA USA USA USA!

[Catya Sher]

Is this GYE in April Fool outfit ?!
Based on choice of Kunar

This is really clever, especially about the media outlets owned by Taliban !!!
FUNNY!
Some day, maybe everything will turned upside down by Allah's will
and TV viewers will hear the OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY - Inshallah

[tor_khan]

We the US have won the war.

The Taliban have been defeated, and have run away. They have handed in their weapons. There is no war going on. All those US fatalities you are hearing in the US media is part of Taliban propaganda. Thats right. The Taliban owns the Guardian English

news paper. They own many Western media outlets. CNN is also owned by the Taliban.'

Majority of our casualties have been from natural causes. Many have died from asthma attacks from patrolling those DAMN mountains in Kunar.

The Taliban can't even fire their weapons at us. Also many of our good soldiers misfired their own weapons on each other.

So Im here to tell you that we have won the war, and are now withdrawing.

USA USA USA USA USA!

The best of the Hans Christian Anderson stories is the one that he told about an Emperor whose tailors wove him a suit that was so fine, it didn't exist. Even the sycophants that surrounded the Emperor kept up the façade that only the wisest and the most knowing had the ability to appreciate the craft that had gone into his suit. Result? Without being able to admit himself that the story was nothing, but make believe, the Emperor donned the "transparent" suit and stepped out into public, stark naked.

[graveyardofempires]

Is this GYE in April Fool outfit ?!
Based on choice of Kunar

This is really clever, especially about the media outlets owned by Taliban !!!
FUNNY!
Some day, maybe everything will turned upside down by Allah's will
and TV viewers will hear the OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY - Inshallah

na not me
i guess Kunar is just famouse
just type in kunar in google picture search and you will see nothing about Kunar just depressing pictures of foreign forces in the beautiful landscape.