Damn..that shouldnt be in my FOODS

[ayub]

HI GUYS AND GALS...

so like i found a hair in my donuts the other week...like im totally munching this pink strawberry iced donut and damn...a big fat ugly hair is all up in my mouth..im totally off donuts now...hahaha

so whats the worst thing you found in your food, takeaways, salad etc

a nail...a fly...

lets discuss


and


hair dont mix....EVER

[Fahd]

so whats the worst thing you found in your food?
i think ayub :P
LOL

[ayub]

fahd, remember when your mom cooked burgers we found a bogie in it lolz

[Fahd]

LOL not mum it was u who cooked that :P

[eyeliner]

ayub.......lol..........remember the time your mum mixed cannabis in water and told you it was green tea and then you spat it all over her

[ayub]

lolz....yeah moms crazy...like that.....haha

eyeliner..remember when bebe mom put poo in the chocolate mousse and we gave it to master khan..haha..the breath afterwards lolz

[eyeliner]

^ lol.......i thought MK was going to murder her

[ayub]

eyeliner: remeber in school when you bought salad ..we found a frog and we let it out in science class haha

you were screaming.....

[eyeliner]

remember in science when i turned the bunsen burner so you couldnt see the flame and you burnt your hand, and then wet yourself

[ayub]

lol,

remember in p.e you started crying in swimming...you were in the shallow end with a float..the water was knee high and you were adamant you were gonna drown..we had to call the ambulance and they put you on tranquilisers just to shut u up..lolz

[eyeliner]

^ lol, remember some one on that day stole your clothes while you were in the swimming baths

[ayub]

yh..i loved walkin the rest of day in my pants....i reckon that was the turning point in my life lolz

[eyeliner]

^ yeah, that when your gender disphoria was diagnosed right?

[ayub]

yes it was... im glad i had you in high school you were my only true friend..even when i stole your coat...and purse..punched ur face...and blamed all the farts on u...u were still there for me....aawwww

[eyeliner]

^ oh no that was tanisha..............i was the one that made your life a living hell