How Do I Become Pashtoon?

[Nurzai]

As far as I know, I'm Nurzai(both grandads from Musakhel(tribe of Moses/lawi) and my grandmothers are also Nurzai but I have no idea what specific sub tribe)
So ya that's all . Other than that I'm not a Pashtun ? I don't know where to begin with being Pashtun other than stating my lineage it REALLY does NOT go any further than that. No language no culture never been to pashtunistan either. I'm supposed to just disappear . Absorbed by the U.K. Im the last Full Nurzai in my line left. After my death khalaas. British blood replaces me and I am gone forever....
XD

[Nurzai]

Before I do disappear I would like to make sure everyone understands that iblis-efreetzai is a bish okay

[Nurzai]

If I ever get the paiseh to come back to pashtoonistan , I will. : ~|

[Elite Pakhtun]

It's only racial. So you already are one if what you said is true.

[maneatinglizard]

You have to learn the secret Pashtoon handshake.

[Nurzai]

you have to learn the secret pashtoon handshake.

hahahaha

[Nurzai]

You have to learn the secret Pashtoon handshake.

I already know what, it's the ROAR OF A LION X€€

[Nurzai]

I can clearly see tens of thousands of views on threads but every time it seems to only be us 5 ? Wtf

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Before I do disappear I would like to make sure everyone understands that iblis-efreetzai is a bish okay

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Dear "Nurzai"

On Behalf of the International Congress of Pashtun Fidelity, we have reviewed your application and have rejected your admission into Pashtun-hood on the grounds of your Indic Trollery and fraudulent claims of Pashtun ancetsry. We find this is common among Indic who really dislike themselves a lot

We recommend you stay Indic and return to eating daal

Sincrerely,

Iblis Ifreetzai

Associate Administrator of International Pahstun Congress

[Nurzai]

Dear "Nurzai"

On Behalf of the International Congress of Pashtun Fidelity, we have reviewed your application and have rejected your admission into Pashtun-hood on the grounds of your Indic Trollery and fraudulent claims of Pashtun ancetsry. We find this is common among Indic who really dislike themselves a lot

We recommend you stay Indic and return to eating daal

Sincrerely,

Iblis Ifreetzai

Associate Administrator of International Pahstun Congress

Musakhel aint indic tribe of musa /as/ priestly tribe of Israel .

[Elias]

[MENTION=19985]maneatinglizard[/MENTION] it’s not secret anymore lol

That’s the handshake

[Nurzai]

[MENTION=19985]maneatinglizard[/MENTION] it’s not secret anymore lol

That’s the handshake

Uhhhhhhhhh okay then

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Musakhel aint indic tribe of musa /as/ priestly tribe of Israel .

While we are impressed that you can use Wikipedia, pretending to be apart of a tribe is not that impressive. We have rejected your appeal.

Best,

International Congress of Pashtuns.

[Nurzai]

I don't understand