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  • #61
    Originally posted by Elias View Post
    It’s known in your pervert family circle. You’re a k*uni and everyone around you is a k*uni. You’ve created your own k*universum where you assume that everyone knows how to say k*un in 40 different languages.
    You’ve been raised by two k*unis who adopted you and taught you in many languages the equivalent word for k*un so that if your older you could ask for k*un wherever you are.
    Ayyy megom tak take zane marde ta agaym LoL
    De sta mor plaar ba kuniyaan wi, de kuni, daus, khanzeer zwei... both your parents are probably retarded, that's why they shat you out instead of flushing you down the toilet. They probably accidentally flushed the baby and kept the ****.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by salman47 View Post
      How can you assume 9 years in Punjab/Sindh?

      It was like a 1 week vacation only(Lahore) 2-3 times. 2 months Islamabad. 1 Week Karachi.
      2 Years(and counting) in Turkey(Ankara).
      And the rest in Kabul/Mazar Sharif(dunno how much but a long time, had some great Childhood memories)
      About 2 months(and counting) in UAE.

      And as I said, I made decent friends. (I won't go into details about my friends here, for safety reasons)

      And btw, where I grew up you would hear 'Kuna'/'Kunate' rather than 'Bund'(ass i suppose).



      P.S. In Peshawar I do not like visiting the city side. It is a dirty place and a lot of people with strange ideas live there.
      Been there a few times only for buying something. So in my own home, Peshawar City is out of the question(because this is the only place where majority speaks Urdu/Punjabi I think, and the word 'bund' is common).
      This is getting tiring, because nothing you say is believable.

      How old were you when you lived 9 years (yeah right) in Peshawar?

      Did you go to any school, or were you doing something else?

      The things you're saying sound really dumb. Peshawar city I don't know if I've ever been to more than 2-3 times, probably for the kulfi or something. Nobody needs to hang out in Peshawar city to learn the word "bund"

      If kids that are young aren't practicing insults for fun, then that's something else. Maybe they're very innocent. That's rare though... I don't know if I've seen anyone like that. This is why I'm asking how old you were. Maybe it was before you remember.

      The stuff you're saying just does not sound plausible, and anyone who's lived there will laugh at it if they ever read it.

      I'll leave it at that. We agree to disagree.
      Last edited by Elite Pakhtun; 12-05-2017, 08:13 PM.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Elias View Post
        It’s known in your pervert family circle. You’re a k*uni and everyone around you is a k*uni. You’ve created your own k*universum where you assume that everyone knows how to say k*un in 40 different languages.
        You’ve been raised by two k*unis who adopted you and taught you in many languages the equivalent word for k*un so that if your older you could ask for k*un wherever you are.
        Ayyy megom tak take zane marde ta agaym LoL
        Lol k*universe ...that's a good one

        Also, as economist Kaushik Basu says: "For a nation to progress it is important for people to spend time on science, mathematics and literature instead of spending time showing that 5,000 years ago their ancestors did science, mathematics and literature."


        Originally posted by ذو الفقار
        don’t try to be smart.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Elite Pakhtun View Post
          12 years in nwfp and 9 years in lahore and Islamabad, and never heard the word bund?

          I find that hard to believe.

          I used the word with friends and classmates. The same place everyone else learns these words from.
          Originally posted by Elite Pakhtun View Post
          This is getting tiring, because nothing you say is believable.

          How old were you when you lived 9 years (yeah right) in Peshawar?

          Did you go to any school, or were you doing something else?

          The things you're saying sound really dumb. Peshawar city I don't know if I've ever been to more than 2-3 times, probably for the kulfi or something. Nobody needs to hang out in Peshawar city to learn the word "bund"

          If kids that are young aren't practicing insults for fun, then that's something else. Maybe they're very innocent. That's rare though... I don't know if I've seen anyone like that. This is why I'm asking how old you were. Maybe it was before you remember.

          The stuff you're saying just does not sound plausible, and anyone who's lived there will laugh at it if they ever read it.

          I'll leave it at that. We agree to disagree.
          Maybe we live in two different universes. I have friends who use extremely offensive curses, but not 'bund'. They use the type of disgusting curses that if you are a Pashtun you would go brain damage crazy.
          In my circle of friends, the Urdu/IndoPak curses are uncommon. If you are with me, you more likely hear the 'Persian' curses more than Pakistani curses.

          Since I am with Afghan Pashtuns all the time, the Pakistanis(including some Pashtuns) tend to avoid me just because of the 'Afghan Terrorist/Gul Marjan' bull****.


          Ok I will make my point clearer[assume I never visited Punjab/Sindh/UAE, i.e. Spent very little time=~0]: First 4 years of my life were spent in Peshawar/Village only. The next 11-12 years in Peshawar/Kabul like 'Kochyan'.
          After that 2-3 years back in Peshawar for high school. Now it has been 2 years in Turkey for me(and counting).

          P.S. Is it too difficult for your little brain to get that my friends do not use IndoPak curses?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Elite Pakhtun View Post
            De sta mor plaar ba kuniyaan wi, de kuni, daus, khanzeer zwei... both your parents are probably retarded, that's why they shat you out instead of flushing you down the toilet. They probably accidentally flushed the baby and kept the ****.
            Lol I can’t say anything against your parents because you don’t have any instead you’ve been raised by two kuni dads lol.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Elite Pakhtun View Post
              This is getting tiring, because nothing you say is believable.

              How old were you when you lived 9 years (yeah right) in Peshawar?

              Did you go to any school, or were you doing something else?

              The things you're saying sound really dumb. Peshawar city I don't know if I've ever been to more than 2-3 times, probably for the kulfi or something. Nobody needs to hang out in Peshawar city to learn the word "bund"

              If kids that are young aren't practicing insults for fun, then that's something else. Maybe they're very innocent. That's rare though... I don't know if I've seen anyone like that. This is why I'm asking how old you were. Maybe it was before you remember.

              The stuff you're saying just does not sound plausible, and anyone who's lived there will laugh at it if they ever read it.

              I'll leave it at that. We agree to disagree.
              No that’s normal. You were just a k*uni lol. We already got that you are a kuni how many times do you want to state that you were a k*uni?

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Iblis_Efreetzai View Post
                Lol k*universe ...that's a good one
                He gets turned on by the word k*un lol that’s why he can’t stop arguing about k*un. “A k*un a day keeps Elite Pakhtun hornaay”.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Elias View Post
                  He gets turned on by the word k*un lol that’s why he can’t stop arguing about k*un. “A k*un a day keeps Elite Pakhtun hornaay”.
                  I'm still chuckling over kuniverse lol

                  Also, as economist Kaushik Basu says: "For a nation to progress it is important for people to spend time on science, mathematics and literature instead of spending time showing that 5,000 years ago their ancestors did science, mathematics and literature."


                  Originally posted by ذو الفقار
                  don’t try to be smart.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by salman47 View Post
                    Maybe we live in two different universes. I have friends who use extremely offensive curses, but not 'bund'. They use the type of disgusting curses that if you are a Pashtun you would go brain damage crazy.
                    In my circle of friends, the Urdu/IndoPak curses are uncommon. If you are with me, you more likely hear the 'Persian' curses more than Pakistani curses.
                    Dead giveaway. You're not a Pakistan pashtun. You're some afghani. That alone nullifies your bs. This is enough for you to shut your mouth.

                    You have a song and dance about how you went back and forth but it sounds fabricated.

                    That would explain why you only know Farsi insults.

                    Since I am with Afghan Pashtuns all the time,
                    Makes sense, since you were only living in afghanistan, even though you're pretending otherwise.

                    the Pakistanis(including some Pashtuns) tend to avoid me just because of the 'Afghan Terrorist/Gul Marjan' bull****.
                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                    dumbest sh*t I've ever heard. I had afghan classfellows. 1 boy 1 girl. Pretty sure the girl was into me.

                    Either way, they hung with everyone. You're talking like they didn't want to associate with you because your afghaniness. LOL!

                    Ok I will make my point clearer[assume I never visited Punjab/Sindh/UAE, i.e. Spent very little time=~0]: First 4 years of my life were spent in Peshawar/Village only. The next 11-12 years in Peshawar/Kabul like 'Kochyan'.
                    After that 2-3 years back in Peshawar for high school. Now it has been 2 years in Turkey for me(and counting).

                    P.S. Is it too difficult for your little brain to get that my friends do not use IndoPak curses?
                    Your story reeks of convenient bull****. So dumb. Who you trying to con?
                    Last edited by Elite Pakhtun; 12-08-2017, 12:31 AM.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Elias View Post
                      He gets turned on by the word k*un lol that’s why he can’t stop arguing about k*un. “A k*un a day keeps Elite Pakhtun hornaay”.
                      As a Paki pakhtun, I'm superior to you no matter what. Now please... mow my lawn. You naukar.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Elite Pakhtun View Post
                        As a Paki pakhtun, I'm superior to you no matter what. Now please... mow my lawn. You naukar.
                        LOL what makes you superior to me? Please tell me.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Elite Pakhtun View Post
                          As a Paki pakhtun, I'm superior to you no matter what. Now please... mow my lawn. You naukar.
                          LOL
                          That's some bundjabi BS

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Elias View Post
                            LOL what makes you superior to me? Please tell me.
                            He is superior in dhall and curry farts.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Akbar View Post
                              He is superior in dhall and curry farts.
                              Haha

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Elias View Post
                                LOL what makes you superior to me? Please tell me.
                                He has the uncanny ability to stay complacent with delusions of grandeur. lol

                                Also, as economist Kaushik Basu says: "For a nation to progress it is important for people to spend time on science, mathematics and literature instead of spending time showing that 5,000 years ago their ancestors did science, mathematics and literature."


                                Originally posted by ذو الفقار
                                don’t try to be smart.

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