Canada's 150th birthday, yet the irony!

[Samandri]

If you want Canadian citizenship, just follow the path of Tarek Fateh. It's very simple. Start badmouthing Pakistan, then Islam. After being public about it, try to seek asylum. lol

I'm sure Karachi can help you with the details.

Do you have nationality of U.S?

[Dost]

Do you have nationality of U.S?

Yes, I am a dual citizen of Pakistan and United States.

[Baserka]

Gets triggered, loses her mind and writes a whole paragraph which clearly display's her feelings being hurt.

At the end writes that her feelings never got hurt. righhhhht ok

Oh, I am sorry, Sweety. Why don't you put on your prettiest dress and teach me how to be a woman. Don't worry sweetly, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell.

[Samandri]

Yes, I am a dual citizen of Pakistan and United States.

You are forbidden to run for public office in Pakistan

[Dost]

You are forbidden to run for public office in Pakistan

Mera dadda abu mujay bata ta tah ke dunya me 2 kisam ke haram logh he. Vakil(lawyers) aur siyastdaan(politicians). I have no interest in being either one. So I'm not worried about it. Ye humari zindagi boht choti se he. When I first met you online, I was 18, now we still talk online and I am 27. Life is short.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Oh, I am sorry, Sweety. Why don't you put on your prettiest dress and teach me how to be a woman. Don't worry sweetly, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell.

Why would you want him to do that? All you'd do is end up resentful that he doesn't have a jabba the hut-type body like you and then get depressed about yourself.

[Elite Pakhtun]

Canada has it's good and bad. The people are usually tolerant and non-racist, it's got great natural beauty, good standard of living etc.

It lacks in career opportunities (especially compared to the US), and sometimes it leans too far to the left economically (eg Premier of Ontario has decided to raise minimum wage in Ontario to $15/hr by 2018... very bad decision). The lacking in career opportunities is a huge problem in my opinion, and the person in the youtube video, who's talking about Canada being the land of opportunity, is simply unaware or wilfully ignorant or merely just addressing chai walas like his own parents.

The passport is invaluable, and it's a great place for training/experience.