Desi Discussion thread

[DaZahroJaam.]

How you managed to survive your suicide attempt is astounding, it takes a certain kind of stupid to miss at point blank range,

Leave him alone, you jaundiced pig!

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Leave him alone, you jaundiced pig!

Sorry, didn't realize he's your nafari

[DaZahroJaam.]

Sorry, didn't realize he's your nafari

Now you do.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

Now you do.

Karachi's reaction over having a shot with an overweight Afghan woman.

[DaZahroJaam.]

Karachi's reaction over having a shot with an overweight Afghan woman.

I asked you a question last week about why you try so hard to get on my nerves and after that, you disappeared for a good 24 hours which is pretty unusual for a low life like you. Why don't you answer it now??

But, It's very strange how every time I speak like this to someone, you get over excited. Just because a person of the opposite gender is speaking like this to you, it does not mean they have the hots for you. It means they are under the impression that you are a dog.
Is treating someone like a dog your idea of love?? Or attraction towards someone??

Are you trying to make me mad so I would treat you like a dog so you could feel like someone cares for you?? Because that's how you translate affection??
You know, being fat is not the worst thing out there. Being a 40 plus year old moron who picks on people over the Internet in order to make his pathetic life more bearable, is.
You are a grown assed man. You should have outlived your days of bullying people online, three decades ago.

[Iblis_Efreetzai]

You should have outlived your days of bullying people online, three decades ago.

There wasn't an internet 3 decades ago. lol

[imazharyes]

Medieval Afghan sources inform us that the Yusufzai Afghans conquered Dir from "Kafirs" and they were the ones who converted people of Kashkar (Chitral) into Islam. The 'Kafirs' of nowadays Nuristan successfully resisted Afghan invasions and preserved their religion by nominally submitting to the Yusufzai chief. Akhund Darweza says that when Afghans conquer new area, they keep the remnants of the indigenous population either as slaves or "raiyat" (subjugates) and that "raiyat" are assigned various professions. The Pashto speaking artisan classes in upper KPK, upper FATA and upper Afghanistan, are either descendants of Dards or Kafirs, and they intermingled with families who were true Afghans by genealogies.

Islam came to Chitral by Turks of Turkistan. That also founded a dynasty called Raees Dyanasty in 1320 who ruled Chitral till 1660 when it was replaced by Katoors. I have never heard of Yousuafzai or any other Pashtoon tribe in Chitral history. Pashtoon came to Chitral just 100 years back. Before that there were none. Until recently various parts of Swat were under the control of Chitral state and not the Yousafzais of Swat.

[imazharyes]

The total population of Kalash and Burusho is less than 1 lakh. I think the reason Kalsh and Burusho show close effinity to Pakistani Pashtuns is that many of them were assimilated by Pashtuns and became pashtunised over time. I have seen this process taking place first hand and met Chitralis in peshawar who were speaking pashto as a first language. Overtime the remaining ones will be assimilated by pashtuns as well. Same will happen to Hindowans and other indics in KPK.

Speaking Pashto language outside their homes in Peshawar doesn't makes Chitralis Pushtunized. Chitralis in Punjab speak Punjabi and in Karachi would speak Urdu when outside because its the lingua franca. Similarly Pashtoons, Tajiks, Kalash, Nuristanis of Chitral speak Chitrali outside but use their language at homes. Nooristanis and other Dards might have Pashtunized but I have never seen a Chitrali becoming a Pashtoon however there are many Pashtoon families whom I know personally have Chitralized.