arranged marriage

[ayub]

Master khan you are getting married to Alia. She will be ur second wife. She is a good cleaner and a bad cook but ur first wife can teach her. She is a little chubby. She has eyes like a frog. She is 4ft 11 tall. Her legs are bent. She wears braces. She has armpit hair.

Is she good for you master shao?


We can arrange it soon. Like tommorrow? Lol.

[Dreamer]

lol you lot can look for a girl for me

hahahaha ... lool
pitch yourself.... give us your selling points

[Alia]

ahhaha ayub is talking about himself xD

[Gulalai]

cheendukha,
LOL you make all the arrangements huh? well i heard you're getting married to tbag soon is that true? :S
lol (:

[Dreamer]

@MK I have a friend too bad shes punjabie and shes older than u... shes my age and as she has opted for internal medicine ud never see her if you married her anyway! looooooool

[Alia]

ayub and tbag the lovestory of the year

[Master Khan]

Master khan you are getting married to Alia. She will be ur second wife. She is a good cleaner and a bad cook but ur first wife can teach her. She is a little chubby. She has eyes like a frog. She is 4ft 11 tall. Her legs are bent. She wears braces. She has armpit hair.

Is she good for you master shao?


We can arrange it soon. Like tommorrow? Lol.

lol OMG, Alia is very pretty girl mashallah.

hahahaha ... lool
pitch yourself.... give us your selling points

I am pashtun, Dangerous, Honest, 6ft and and strong, Love guns and bullets .

[ayub]

gulalai injaley I gets married to you. Because I lubs u very much. And I like fatty girl like u because u are hot and you are crazy and I love u like a fat kid love candy.

I waits for you in church. We get married in church because we r crazy LOL.

[eyeliner]

One of our distant relations is getting hitched.... we are organising it... if you know St Cyprians hall thats where the women will do their sandareh etc... men will most likely assemble at Diamond Hall in Birmingham.... wedding venue will be at Noshai hall most likely... will keep u updated

lol yh let me know...wheres that hall, like where is it near...which bus from solihull goes there

[Master Khan]

Ayub ba mullah eh no.

[Dreamer]

lol yh let me know...wheres that hall, like where is it near...which bus from solihull goes there

A bit far from Solihull lol
ps we Khattaks like to have a good time... the more the merrier... you can come in .... a lot of eligible bachelors there

[Master Khan]

cool dreamer wrora..wadoo kala dy?
Sta ba pakey om oko.

[Dreamer]

cool dreamer wrora..wadoo kala dy?
Sta ba pakey om oko.

we need to book the halls... this is a distant relations wedding but they are good to us so we are helping with arrangements... the girls from Alyesbury so should be a laugh

[eyeliner]

Master khan you are getting married to Alia. She will be ur second wife. She is a good cleaner and a bad cook but ur first wife can teach her. She is a little chubby. She has eyes like a frog. She is 4ft 11 tall. Her legs are bent. She wears braces. She has armpit hair.

Is she good for you master shao?


We can arrange it soon. Like tommorrow? Lol.

are you his first wife?

[Alia]

are you his first wife?

hahhahahha xD