Funny PF Quotes:

[Shamlawar Khurasani]

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The Nobel Peace Prize 2013

© Nobel Media AB
Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW)





The Nobel Peace Prize 2013 was awarded to Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons "for its extensive efforts to eliminate chemical weapons".
The Nobel Peace Prize 2012

guys i opened this thread to show that the nobel peace price is given to murder etc. not to peaceful people and organizations
and i wanted to show the hyposcrisy

the nobel peace price is just a western tool

any comments?

[HalloIsBack]

yeah you got it i'm the clown of pf
anything more



and pashtuns are the most funniest people
so where is the problem?

[Shamlawar Khurasani]

Communist fatwa:

Twitter is a haram invention that is used by kafirs, so he is also a kafir like you who spreads kafirtub to Pashtuns.
You should be ashamed of your kafir life style and find the light of true Islam before its too late.

[Shamlawar Khurasani]

wishful thinking is true. Its happened to me when i think about something too much and it comes true.

This all just proves that there is a God out there.

This is genius

[Kushan Prince]

"Democracy is major shirk"

-Shamalwar KHARsani

[HalloIsBack]

so kharsani doesn't believe in god just look at post no 4

[Kushan Prince]

Even more hilarious!

As you may know by now, democracy, voting and elections are all shirk, kufr and against Islam. http://www.pashtunforums.com/religion/39309-3.htm

Yet, a presidential election in Afghanistan is inevitable. Unfortunately, most people will indulge in things that will bring about more corruption and evil in the society.

Obviously we cannot participate in these processes of evil and corruption because we will be committing a major sin.

Therefore, we should inform people and educate them about the evils of democracy and secularism.As you may know by now, democracy, voting and elections are all shirk, kufr and against Islam. Democracy is major shirk

Yet, a presidential election in Afghanistan is inevitable. Unfortunately, most people will indulge in things that will bring about more corruption and evil in the society.

Obviously we cannot participate in these processes of evil and corruption because we will be committing a major sin.

Therefore, we should inform people and educate them about the evils of democracy and secularism.

Mr. Kharssani is a true comedian.

[HalloIsBack]

I have seen Pashtuns from all over the place. I have found the people from Ghazni al the way to Waziristan to be the most beautiful. They are very well built, tall, strong and they have big eyes.

If i could marry a second, a third and a forth wife I would go for the people of loy Paktia.

They also happen to be the people with the most beautiful dialects. I hate the sound of Kabuli and Pekhawri dialects. Its horrible and impure.

Both Karlani and Ghilji tribes and dialects are beautiful. They are the true essence of Pashtun identity.

the most pious Muslim woman is the most beautiful Muslim woman. Regardless where she is from.

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[HalloIsBack]

they have read on some pdf file that Pashtuns are known for hospitality. So they assume, even if a kaafir enters your home and insults your religion and ethnicity you are suppose to praise them and love them.

This is a result of being born and raised in far away lands and being totally detached from true essence of Pashtun identity and culture.

I am not saying I am the one who is a rolemodel for Pashtuns. I may be considered even way to liberal or in other cases way too conservative by average Pashtuns. But I'll tell you this, back home, typical Pashtun won't even recognize the ideas and beliefs of these people as something representing them.

This is why Pashtunwali is kufr. Loyalty is for the sake of Allah alone. They have sided with a kaafir against Muslims.

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[HalloIsBack]

in communist USSR, you cant really make money through innovation. Everything you innovate goes to the state. This is the main reason why you guys collapsed. There was no motive to innovate.

This guy would have probably been close to a billionaire if he had made the same weapon in the US.

[afghan]

After Najib Ullah Ahmadzai Wazir the Great.Dr Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai Wazir is is expected to Become the President of Afghanistan in next year election inshAllah

Recently A pre Poll survey has confirmed that 25% of Afghanistan people are in favour of Dr Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai Wazir

i never expected this from a pashtun to believe. wazirs are great pashtun no doubts.

[Da Bannu Mazdigar]

i never expected this from a pashtun to believe. wazirs are great pashtun no doubts.

Well you know,Suleman khel ahmadzai are either extremely less or not in Pakistan.

Because in Pakistan majority of the Ahmadzai are wazir,my far relatives are ahmadzai wazir and me baka khel.

And apart from karlani pashtuns.My knoweldge about the other tribes is limited.which i admit

Please post the link of the post aswell with a quote

[Da Bannu Mazdigar]

He claims

Yes, afghan, Nadeem Paracha is my cousin in blood. a very good writer and satire-r. Unlike, Gadoons, we Parachas have produced many celebrities.

Confirms again

really, he is my cousin. a great guy and deadly enemy of Muslim brotherhood. this gadoon is really jealous of us Parachas.

Than my Comment to him Though no reply so far since 11-19-2013, 08:30 AM

Wohooo

Toramana is caught red handed

An Open Challenge to Toramana

The first cousin of NFP is my classmate,Toramana will tell me his name and i will ask her as if she knows anyone of this name.

She claim to be the cousin of NFP from Mother side but i am sure by any mean he can collect info about NFP first cousin Toramana (if he really is)

My college are all set to open on Ist Dec as my Papers will start but still i will ask her to prove one thing whether toramana indeed has proved like the rest of paracha or atleast to a certain extent he's being influenced by Local Swat pashtun tribes.

My challenge is Open to toramana

[afghan]

Well you know,Suleman khel ahmadzai are either extremely less or not in Pakistan.

Because in Pakistan majority of the Ahmadzai are wazir,my far relatives are ahmadzai wazir and me baka khel.

And apart from karlani pashtuns.My knoweldge about the other tribes is limited.which i admit

Please post the link of the post aswell with a quote

i have posted the lineage of few other ahmadzais tribes and sub tribes in ashram ghani wazirs section.

[HalloIsBack]

guy pretends to be muslim as good as he wears a pakol.

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