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Poem for Faye
This is the story
of a psychedelic granny
who got bullied by a Yemeni.
It all started in 1973
in the city of Sunbury,
a festival of gleeful hippies.
At that time, SXE
was young and sexy,
sideburns, jewfro and mu'tazili,
stirring his creamy coffee,
while looking for the perfect loli.
Things went wrong when he
asked that orange-skinned blonde lady
sitting next to him who was high like a bee.
"Hi cutie, do you know where I can get kid candies ?"
She woke up from her fairy
when she realised that he
was too tanned to be an Aussie.
She took his cup of magic mushrooms coffee
poured it on his head, while still trippy.
From this day no pilosity
ever appeared again on the scalp of SXE.
And this, gentlemen and ladies,
was the youth story
of our two PF kiddies.
of a psychedelic granny
who got bullied by a Yemeni.
It all started in 1973
in the city of Sunbury,
a festival of gleeful hippies.
At that time, SXE
was young and sexy,
sideburns, jewfro and mu'tazili,
stirring his creamy coffee,
while looking for the perfect loli.
Things went wrong when he
asked that orange-skinned blonde lady
sitting next to him who was high like a bee.
"Hi cutie, do you know where I can get kid candies ?"
She woke up from her fairy
when she realised that he
was too tanned to be an Aussie.
She took his cup of magic mushrooms coffee
poured it on his head, while still trippy.
From this day no pilosity
ever appeared again on the scalp of SXE.
And this, gentlemen and ladies,
was the youth story
of our two PF kiddies.
1973 = "nineteen seventy-three"
SXE = "ess - exe - ee"
SXE = "ess - exe - ee"
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