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  • Chris Brown dresses up as Taliban for Halloween. Of course.

    Chris Brown dresses up as Taliban for Halloween. Of course.



    Posted by Sophie Wilkinson on 01 November 2012 10:34 Comments

    Oh dear, Chris Brown. What have you done now?

    How do we put this…sensitively…? We're not entirely sure - and we doubt it was on his mind when he chose his Halloween outfit - so we're just going to throw it out there - Chris Brown and his mates dressed up as a posse of Taliban for this year's celebration of scary.
    The singer, who is perhaps more known for the controversies surrounding his behaviour - namely his relationship with ex-girlfriend Rihanna, who he assaulted in 2009 - was very proud of his outfit. So proud, in fact, that he tweeted a photo of it to his 11.5 million followers, along with the caption: "Ain't nobody F***ing wit my clique #ohb"
    That tweet is a lyric from a Jay Z and Kanye West song, Clique. There's still no word from Kanye or Jay - who is very anti-Chris Brown, being protective over former protege Rihanna and all - but we're sure they're not going to be inviting Chris Brown over to their clique any time soon.
    Another one of Chris Brown's bright ideas
    Here are some reasons why Chris Brown would have dressed up as a member of the Taliban:
    1. He had all the clothes just lying around the house. And thought "Why not?" (The beard is actually one of his mum's leftover weaves.)
    2. He thought "Oh the Taliban are scary so I should dress as them because it's Halloween and I'm meant to be scary.
    3. He realised that he could convincingly play a woman-hating monster without much effort.
    4. He quite fancied wearing a skirt as he likes the gentle breeze wafting up.
    5. He forgot that quite a lot of people hate him already
    Why do you think Chris dressed up as a member of the Taliban for Halloween?
    Last edited by Shah-i-Kot; 11-01-2012, 10:03 AM.

  • #2
    He is intolerant towards women and likes to punch them in the face, Taliban are intolerant towards women and like to --well--shoot them in the head. Duh!
    Finally someone gets it right.

    "To burn always with this hard gemlike flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life."





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    • #3
      Shame, shame!
      Even Adobe Photoshop can't change me.

      A line[Durrand line] of hatred that raised a wall between the two brothers -Hamid Karzai

      For generations, the Hindus of India prayed for deliverance from "the venom of the cobra, the teeth of the tiger and the vengeance of the Afghan."


      The men of Kábul and Khilj also went home; and whenever they were questioned about the Musulmáns of the Kohistán (the mountains), and how matters stood there, they said, "Don't call it Kohistán, but Afghánistán; for there is nothing there but Afgháns and disturbances." Thus it is clear that for this reason the people of the country call their home in their own language Afghánistán, and themselves Afgháns. The people of India call them Patán; but the reason for this is not known. But it occurs to me, that when, under the rule of Muhammadan sovereigns, Musulmáns first came to the city of Patná, and dwelt there, the people of India (for that reason) called them Patáns—but God knows!

      -Ferishta, 1560–1620

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      • #4
        This brown guy is a total khar-buza.

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        • #5
          discsting
          to oppress women is one of his hobbies

          what is khar-buza?
          faye's chauffeur

          Pashton's girlfriend

          I'm a Pashtun Princes


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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hallo View Post
            discsting
            to oppress women is one of his hobbies

            what is khar-buza?
            Sorry kharbuza means muskmelon or cantalope. watermelon is called tarbooz or hindwana
            Last edited by Friend; 11-01-2012, 02:41 PM.

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            • #7
              ironic, i went blackface for halloween

              There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.

              Sayyid Qutb

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              • #8
                hahahahahhaha ^^^
                [QUOTE=Afghanistan2010;658085][B]He is no different [COLOR="Red"]than us[/COLOR][/B],[B]he[COLOR="Red"] blindly believes [/COLOR]in the words [COLOR="Red"]of other men[/COLOR][/B],:[/QUOTE]

                2010 Admitting he's a blind believer not in God, but what other men says.

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                • #9
                  I was a cholo for Halloween.

                  [QUOTE=Afghanistan2010;658085][B]He is no different [COLOR="Red"]than us[/COLOR][/B],[B]he[COLOR="Red"] blindly believes [/COLOR]in the words [COLOR="Red"]of other men[/COLOR][/B],:[/QUOTE]

                  2010 Admitting he's a blind believer not in God, but what other men says.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Friend View Post
                    Sorry kharbuza means muskmelon or cantalope. watermelon is called tarbooz or hindwana
                    I wanted to use the word khar (Ar:excrement) laced inoffensivily with a fruit in the same sentence with this brown guy. I know the differenve between a hindowana and tarbuza/kharbuza.

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                    • #11
                      -he had all the clothes laying aorund?

                      after all this will actually be beneficial since he is famouse and this will cause some searches such as "taliban" "Islam" among his millions of fans.

                      @randolph
                      why you mad bro?

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                      • #12
                        So proud, in fact, that he tweeted a photo of it to his 11.5 million followers, along with the caption: "Ain't nobody F***ing wit my clique #ohb"


                        So Chris Brown did not dress up as a US/NATO soldier, a Pakistani soldier, or a Tajik soldier, but as a Taliban soldier.

                        So he is associating the above feeling (I will paste it again) "So proud, in fact, that he tweeted a photo of it to his 11.5 million followers, along with the caption: "Ain't nobody F***ing wit my clique #ohb".. with the Taliban.

                        Is that understood?

                        This is like when that donkey prince harry dressed up as a Nazi (which by the way is not cool)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ډګروال View Post
                          -he had all the clothes laying aorund?

                          after all this will actually be beneficial since he is famouse and this will cause some searches such as "taliban" "Islam" among his millions of fans.

                          @randolph
                          why you mad bro?
                          ahh yes i am sure this will cause many people to become muslims and see the light, much like a sexy nurse costume will convince others to start a career in medicine.
                          There are people today who think that admitting God’s absolute greatness decreases the value and importance of humans in the creation, as if God and mankind are rivals competing in greatness and power. Meanwhile I feel that whenever our perception of God’s greatness increases, with it we become greater, because we are the creation of a great God.

                          Sayyid Qutb

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                          • #14
                            You know the Taliban's cause is an utter failure when they're looking to a Woman beating low life third rate rapper to be their P.R. guy.
                            [QUOTE=Afghanistan2010;658085][B]He is no different [COLOR="Red"]than us[/COLOR][/B],[B]he[COLOR="Red"] blindly believes [/COLOR]in the words [COLOR="Red"]of other men[/COLOR][/B],:[/QUOTE]

                            2010 Admitting he's a blind believer not in God, but what other men says.

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                            • #15
                              ^ LOL, well-put.
                              True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us. - Socrates

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