Chris Brown dresses up as Taliban for Halloween. Of course.
Posted by Sophie Wilkinson on 01 November 2012 10:34 Comments
Oh dear, Chris Brown. What have you done now?
How do we put this…sensitively…? We're not entirely sure - and we doubt it was on his mind when he chose his Halloween outfit - so we're just going to throw it out there - Chris Brown and his mates dressed up as a posse of Taliban for this year's celebration of scary.
The singer, who is perhaps more known for the controversies surrounding his behaviour - namely his relationship with ex-girlfriend Rihanna, who he assaulted in 2009 - was very proud of his outfit. So proud, in fact, that he tweeted a photo of it to his 11.5 million followers, along with the caption: "Ain't nobody F***ing wit my clique #ohb"
That tweet is a lyric from a Jay Z and Kanye West song, Clique. There's still no word from Kanye or Jay - who is very anti-Chris Brown, being protective over former protege Rihanna and all - but we're sure they're not going to be inviting Chris Brown over to their clique any time soon.
Another one of Chris Brown's bright ideas
Here are some reasons why Chris Brown would have dressed up as a member of the Taliban:
1. He had all the clothes just lying around the house. And thought "Why not?" (The beard is actually one of his mum's leftover weaves.)
2. He thought "Oh the Taliban are scary so I should dress as them because it's Halloween and I'm meant to be scary.
3. He realised that he could convincingly play a woman-hating monster without much effort.
4. He quite fancied wearing a skirt as he likes the gentle breeze wafting up.
5. He forgot that quite a lot of people hate him already
Why do you think Chris dressed up as a member of the Taliban for Halloween?
Posted by Sophie Wilkinson on 01 November 2012 10:34 Comments
Oh dear, Chris Brown. What have you done now?
How do we put this…sensitively…? We're not entirely sure - and we doubt it was on his mind when he chose his Halloween outfit - so we're just going to throw it out there - Chris Brown and his mates dressed up as a posse of Taliban for this year's celebration of scary.
The singer, who is perhaps more known for the controversies surrounding his behaviour - namely his relationship with ex-girlfriend Rihanna, who he assaulted in 2009 - was very proud of his outfit. So proud, in fact, that he tweeted a photo of it to his 11.5 million followers, along with the caption: "Ain't nobody F***ing wit my clique #ohb"
That tweet is a lyric from a Jay Z and Kanye West song, Clique. There's still no word from Kanye or Jay - who is very anti-Chris Brown, being protective over former protege Rihanna and all - but we're sure they're not going to be inviting Chris Brown over to their clique any time soon.
Another one of Chris Brown's bright ideas
Here are some reasons why Chris Brown would have dressed up as a member of the Taliban:
1. He had all the clothes just lying around the house. And thought "Why not?" (The beard is actually one of his mum's leftover weaves.)
2. He thought "Oh the Taliban are scary so I should dress as them because it's Halloween and I'm meant to be scary.
3. He realised that he could convincingly play a woman-hating monster without much effort.
4. He quite fancied wearing a skirt as he likes the gentle breeze wafting up.
5. He forgot that quite a lot of people hate him already
Why do you think Chris dressed up as a member of the Taliban for Halloween?






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