Random Thoughts part 2 :D

[کیش]

Juice, honey etc. . . Have the same effect on me as Alcohol does: nauseous till I start vomiting.

Red Bull also raises my acid, but a little bit.

This old man :-(

I've been hospitalized after eating Olive Garden. WTF?

[IamDZJ]

Qais jawani tu iqa poch baramad, tu k peer shawai chi khat kadi??


Slaps Faye in the back***

[کیش]

Qais jawani tu iqa poch baramad, tu k peer shawai chi khat kadi??


Slaps Faye in the back***

Madar aw padar ma Bacha kaka/dokhtar kaka asta

[faye]

wow. that is severe, kais.
how'd you manage to do that much damage to yourself?

[کیش]

wow. that is severe, kais.
how'd you manage to do that much damage to yourself?

I don't know I ate spaghetti?

4 years ago it was so bad, that for 2 months I was throwing up close to 10 times a day. I used to sleep with a bag by my bed; in the morning you could imagine how much of it was filled with vomit.

I went from 180 to 157 in 2 months.

[~Gangster~]

I don't know I ate spaghetti?

4 years ago it was so bad, that for 2 months I was throwing up close to 10 times a day. I used to sleep with a bag by my bed; in the morning you could imagine how much of it was filled with vomit.

I went from 180 to 157 in 2 months.

awww poor baby

[faye]

ah, sweet. kiss kais betta, gangsta

[کیش]

Hey, don't feel sorry for me. in those days I think I was smoking 3-4 blunts a day. Those were the days man,

In all seriousness, I almost died since my condition was pretty bad. And to think I was going to die cause of a stomach ailment. how would PF be without me? The undisputed King of the World lives on...

[faye]

smoke shouldn't do that though. what treatment did you get?
as long as you're still kicking we can give a sigh of relief ;-)

[faye]

i thought you are about 30. i can see you have lived, dude. like REALLY lived.

[faye]

and you probaly got depressed from the weed, in the first place, lol.

[faye]

lol, 64 this month and also single

[کیش]

While the Idiot likes cougars and all, he will like you to hook him up with some of those young (preferably 17-25 yr old) Austrlian white women?

My grandpa is about 90, and he loves younger women, you interested? He's from North Waziristan/Paktika (I know you gotta thing for Pathans ;-) ), so I think I could match make for you. If you be down?

[faye]

love em old..what's he worth? $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[کیش]

When Idiots grandfathers family moved from his village to the big city of Kabul (thanks to the British war going on in Waziristan and tribal areas) him and his brothers went from the bottom to millions of dollars. But once again thanks to the Communists they stole majority of his money and demolished his hard earned compound.

Unfortunately he isn't worth anything these days. But he sure loves to please the ladies