Never Ending Story

[Gulalai]

no sheenkay its her 3rd time lol

so this time cheendakha is sad again because his wife is in jail :/

saif and Gulalai make it to the lake and bring sheenkay back to our mafia hahahaha
and Gulalai makes Saif the top gaurd :P

meanwhile MK tries to break out of the insane asylum with his bala wife

[Saifullah]

LOL

Ok explain to me who is married to who and wats the story

[Gulalai]

its the same story :/ rememebr you panjabi, and we had fruit and we went to the lake to get sheenkay but on the way we saw summer break out of jail but then eyeliner said he got busted with drugs again and then the drugs were eyeliners so she went to jail AGAIN remember and she was married to cheendakha at the lake rememberrr? hahahah

[Saifullah]

Oh so im still single, i can search for a new wife...lol

So Eyeliner is in jail
MK is in assylum with his bala wife
Ayub is out there somewhere at the lake
Sheenkay the princess
Tbag is out of jail and deadly
Saifullah is searching for a fiance, he looks to sheenkay the princess as his 1st but knows that he will get bored of her kingdom so needs to look for a 2nd fiance and he sees Naatki is perfect candidate
Gulalai, Saifullah and Sheenkay are in the same mafia against MK and bala, but now they have to turn towards tbag as he has been let loose to destroy the world.

[Gulalai]

lol

so gulalai being the queen and all invites her gangster family for a doday tomorrow night so that we can make a plan together. So gulalai sends sheenkay to buy food & cook and sends Saif to buy fruits LOL at the fruit section saif runs into cheendakha.
Ayup! how you diong? he screams like a maniac
cheendakha still doesnt recognize saif (he still has the panjabi food weight) so he starts hopping the other way....

[Laila]

LOL i am sooo lost with this story

[Gulalai]

^ its so good Lailo you need to read it from page one LOL we should publish it as a novel hahahahahah

[Laila]

^ ha ha okay when i get the time, i will read it...from page one though? or when you all started

[Saifullah]

no dont read it from page one that will be suicide...

[Laila]

^ alrighty, can you link it to me where to start from

[Saifullah]

ok let me find that i think page 20 might be a good plae to start..lol
Coz the story of the bala starts from there

[Gulalai]

LOOOOOL there are other side stories.. i think i forgot to add Naakti's story but anyways this is what i could put together

u dont understand

i wrote there was one girl her name was sheenkay, she had nice hands that were made for washing dishes...

but she never washed dishes

she got forced to wash them, poor girl, then she tried to do so other work instead of washing and saifallah agreed tht hes gonna wash up the dishes

but this is the topic never endin story...

Yea i decided to wash the dishes once in my life because he felt sorry for poor sheenkay who used to wash dishes for saifullah all the time...

yh saifallah always wished that but she didnt
, and she told him not to flood in other threads i dont care if u drink water or not lol

and then eyeliner came along, and cuffed saif to the sink so that he could wash the dishes, while eyeliner and sheenkay went on holiday

they enjoyed their holidays and saifallh was very very jealous

and then a bala came

after that
ohh ur kids gonna be orphan :P

bechargan

wow
u r so old when u gonna die

oppss

The story is sheenkay and eyeliner are on holiday and im left behin enjoying their food

i am 60 years old...

Yea its gonna be raining for long, today

when bala saw sheenkay he was fianted

and the bala was gulalai all along

eyeliner ran away left sheenkay in half way :P

^then sheenkay ran and hid in a hole

NO

chup kena!
te pa de kisa ke na ye

i am because im the one who exposes the bala and then sheenkay beats u up

but im not the bala

dont tell me its a real bala then??

yeah coz ur muallah

Gulalai the Mullah then tells sheenkay to look for the bala

lmaoo @Saif i love black mailing you with my tears (:

ok so what happened was Saif thought the bala was beautiful so he married the thing
but sheenkay refused to go to the wedding so
eyeliner mk cheendakha gulalai and summer all went to the wedding, but the wouldnt look at the bride because they didn't want to go blind......

and bala is saif ali khan

can we have one story at a time...plz

sheenkay is clever she didnt wanted to eat daal in the wedding lolzzzz

the bala didn't wash saifullahs dishes so he divorced her and he was lookin for a replacement

sheenkay was crying at home for not goin to the wedding she missed out on a big event because she was jealous

but he couldnt find any

and she didnt know saif was marrying bala

But alot of punjabies came for the daal

yh poor saif couldnt afford

sheenkay was cryin coz she was jealous eyeliner ate more daal than her

sheenkay never likes daal expect in manto

But she had no option to eat daal as she was kicked out of her home by the bala....

lolzzz

thats y she didnt go

but then she went coz she had no food..poor sheenkay

then she cooked her self food better than his wedding food

then eyeliner picked up the bucket of daal and put it over saif and then someone pointed at saif and said whose that punjabi lol

and then saifullah left his weddin to go eat at sheenkays..

then eyeliner came also and she ruined the meal me and sheenkay were havin together wid her bad breath..

And Master Khan told Saif in the Wedding to get a avatar for PF

sheenkay kicked him out of the house lol

And Saifullah said to Master Khan, manam de

whatever said sheenkay

Sheenka thought saifullah left the house but he was still there watchin tv,...

then everyone collapsed because of the stench of odour from saifs mouth, and said it was worse than poop, and dead meat

mater and his sis hit saif so badly that he spent his wedding day at hospital

lol poor guy

hehehe

He was in hospital and missed his wedding...so he was single again

and then a bomb of hot chocolate blew up

then sheenkay adviced him to go to shaadi.com lol

Let throw some Action into the story!!

LOL

Then saifullah went on shaadi..com and found eyeliners, gulalai and sheenkays profile on it...he saw the description of sheenkay which was height 4ft, eyeliner had bad breath as her description and gulalai had cry baby..he was confused which to choose

master came wid his gun AK47

and rob Saif money

he decided not to marry

But it was found out he was just carryin a toy gun full of water, saifullah broke it in half and out of his pocket came out a RPG

but master went to wrong house saif has no money he spent them on daal for his wedding

thats wat saifallah thought master is the real nigga

so he started flirting with the nurses, to give him a bed bath, but refused because of his breath.

and then Maseed was with Master Khan and both were talibans and very angry how saif was in the girl section in the wedding.

so he went to sheenkays house where all her life saving was buried in the garden, coz she wud never eat any food for lunch at lunch time but save it...master stole it when he gt home he found 3 pounds

haha ^

the nurse slapped him

and then niggas trying rob everyone in the wedding but maseed came and shoot all niggas lol.

he told them he was in the girls section because there were rumours ayup was about, so he was ready to take action

then gulalai came and beat up MK and told him
TO STOP USING THE N WORD

sheenkay was bored and she left
she said i dont wanna go to wedding like this again

so saifullah told sheenkay in ur own weddin u can choose wat u want to do

saifullah and gulalai joined alliance together against the wannabe gangster

but turn out MK was king of nigga kingdom lol

but they still cant reach the 2 nigga
master and sheenaky

^ then Gulalai's brother brought her the guns and she shared with saif :D

Sheenkay was later kicked out of MK group because she was not dark enough and then joined the true warriors gulalai and saifullah group

then saif, sheenkay & gulalai took MK down and... well rip MK (:

she will never leave her bro the real nigga

then all of pf paid tributes to a fallen wannabe

but MK matrix those bullets.

turned out MK was a lewane so they put him in an insane asylum

mahfeel main bar baar topic badal gaee
kuee pata yee naa yh kya hogii

Gulalai was just jeolous of MK because he beat Gulalai and become the king of Nigga kingdom which was like taking a candy from a baby.

MK was just a hater because Gulalai was loved by everyone blacks and whites and all in the middle (: so she didn't need to use racial slurs

Which makes Gulalai a loser, Only pashtuns are hero and that hero was MK from Sawabai Pakhtunkhwa...and his nigga partner Sheenkay from Jalalabad.

Mk was only a hero in his own mind. dont forget, he was still in the insane asylum

out of all this story saifullah realised he hasnt got married, his marriage to the bala got interrupted by this rude wannabe gangster called mk

then saif's ex bala wife came and sat on of MK. he couldnt breath...

yea she was so upset that she missed her chance to stay wid saifullah forever and decided to go after MK to haunt him for the rest of his life...

and then he took sheenkays advice of going on shaadi.com where he found so many people on it including sheenkay

^ LOL
she and MK got married.... and we all went to their wedding

which he run away from long time and took over the nigga kingdom.
he fight his way through the guards, the Police and beat everyone up and kick the door through because he is so powerful, and out of the insane asylum.
he saw a car and dash to it and beat the driver up and took his car, want to a gun shop and stole a AK 47.
Then he want to war the gangsters and took over their land all by himself and become the King of nigga kingdom .

^ then MK shot her

then he realized it was all just like the movie shutter island (great movie btw)
and it was all just in his imagination

then saifullah on shaadi.com was looking for who can wash dishes the best, he sorted the list of girls out according to that...on the top came sheenkay, then he wanted to check according to breath, but eyeliner came at the bottom...

anywayz he was then thinkin who wud be the best for his dishes

^obviously Gulalai was not on shaadi.com (:

Gulalai was a queen, she did not need to be on shaadi.com...she was part of saifullah's top elite group of special forces out against wannabes

^ kana? great story Saif HAHAHAHA

but turn out MK don't watch films because he has no time for that, he is always busy taking over land from war lords because he is such a brave man. lol

anyways, Summer and cheendakha were going to go to the disco together and they invited saif along, knowing about his loneliness (:

yeah in Saint's Row 2 on his xBox

MK is also a great romantic men aswell, thats why he was the best in the disco.
his moonwalk made the girls go crazy.

summer and ayub went to the disco together, but saif didnt wanna go because he knew that nice thing wudnt be going on when those two get together...so he refused

he was there with his bala wife and his insane asylum nurse watching him

so then they kidnapped him...

Saifullah asked gulalai for advice on his next wife, and explained to her that he wants one wife now for short-term lookin to see who is best at washing dishes...and later he wants his 2nd wife being more experienced in other stuff...gulalai had a discussion and suggested a few candidates

but his moonwalk dance got him some nice girls

But then MK realise it was ramazan and being in a Disco is bad so he want for his pishmani.

Gulalai suggested that saif go on a trip around the world



while back in the club the girls pitied MK because he fell during his attempt at a moon walk

with his bala wife LOL

Saifullah told gulalai that he couldn't afford going around the world and he needed some cheap alternatives

So gulalai built a raft and saif floated into the sea and got stranded on an island

so saifullah is wondering why gulalai was such a bad builder and made him get into this position...

then saif being as thick as he is, managed to die of thirst, even though there was water everywhere

but a few seconds later he was so thankful to Gulalai because on that island he found a wife who was very good at cleaning the dishes and he found the 2nd wife he wanted too

but when he is about to die from thirst, he find himself on the shore, and drinks some water and comes back to life.....in the jungle he found some weird species which he never saw before...he asked wat are ur names and found its out to be eyeliner and ayub

but they drowned him to death

his first wife tried to drown him, but she was too weak..and 2nd wife had some kind of problem like eyeliner she tried to kill saifullah usin her breath

looks like the 2nd wide triggered saifs mental health problems again

so after beating MK (there's no denying that i won now because he's gone :D)
Gulalai's alliance was ruling again so she left on a search to find Saif

Yea gulalai had to look for saifullah as he was gonna buy her the world...and in return gulalai will find 2 good wives not ones which try to kill him

go bale bale

Bala ragha

^ LOL

Gulalai searched and searched.
she went to Paris and Rome. She search Spain and England
She went to madagascar and Rwanda
Gulalai couldn't find Saif anywhere

because he was fed to the vultures

So gulalai went & ate a shaltaloo (:

but saifullah came out of the jungle and went on the boat back home wid gulalai

and eyeliner went so that she could do sahri

lol so Gulalai and Saif went to the store to buy fruits and there they met 2 girls, and one of them could clean dishes very well

(but eyeliner. pa makha de kha) said Gulalai xD

it turned out that girl was sheenkay, she was a master at wshin dishes

go bale bale
Panjabi came

look who's talking you sanda lol
you are online more often than me!



ANYWAYS so Saif lived happily ever after for now and Gulalai went home

ok im off
but relly
how s it ur life
is it just internet ?

^ well MK went to have pishnamay with his bala wife
and eyeliner also went
Saif and Sheenkay went to go wash some dishes
and Gulalai went home after Saif found his wife

to be continued....

u n saif went wash dishes

lol no i left saif at the store in the fruits section :P

So Ghamai came in and start saying....

whilst everyone else was busy in the fruit section wondering if the end was here or not...Ayub the brave swept his hand over his skinhead.

Then Ayub saw someone in the distance running towards him with a big Afro and a cheapass primark maxi on. Ayub instantly knew who it was, a huge smile appeared on his face. 'laquanda...laquanda' Ayub yelled...Laquanda aka Miss Eyeliner...carried on running towards Ayub. 'i've got it Ayub..this is the one' Eyeliner said. Ayub rolled his eyes, his bestie friend in the whole world had probably come out with another one of her wacky ideas...

Eyeliner was a few feet away holding what seemed to be a dead cat in her hands. She smiled...actually it was more of a weird grin. Then, crash-bang...eyeliner toppled over her 6 inch fake jimmy choos...and fell flat on her ass.

Damn girl...take it easy...Eyeliner rushed to her feet and fixed her primark dress and adjusted her glasses. Here Ayub..here...with out a seconds noticed....she whipped out the dead cat and placed it on Ayubs head...'Ayub it's the beyonce weave..I got at the market for 2 quid' she yelped in delight.

Ayub with a look of horror..smiled nervously...er okay...thanks!

What Ayub...didn't realize was the crew was behind the milk cartons in isle 9....*flash ..snap* gulalai took a pic. Saif, summer, sheenkay, laila and naatki looks on in delight..

Are the crew gonna blackmail poor Ayub...

Master khan stands up...he saw everything ..he rubs his chin and scratches his head, and wonders what exactly is happening here...

Then......

then MK's insane asylum nurse tackles MK and takes him back to the lewano house (:
his bala wife screams like a maniac chasing the nurse down the street. the poor bala got hit by a car and MK carries her to the hospital in tears :'(

meanwhile back at the store


"Cheendakha there's somthing on your head" Gulalai exclaimed!
but ayub didn't care, he loved his new look, he thought it would atract all the tbags in the world (;
so the gang all left the store together and returned to they chill out place which was....

...in an old lodge near a deserted lake. The crew knew they would be safe from the enemy gang. Ayub loved his new look...eeryone complimented his style. They all sat round the lake and talked. Gulalai made tea..which tasted pretty crap..but hey...it was free and we were starving...she cooked as a whole goat. We ate.

The gang chilled....but then heard a strange noise coming fromthe forest behind...saif said this lodge was haunted.

Everyone laughed .... No seriously said saif...back in 1870......

CORRECTION: Gulalai's tea tasted great and we loved her for cooking for us she was the besttt

*ehem back to the story*

"back in 18070, when i was in my 30s i lived on the other side of this lake. i lived with my my beautiful wife she looked just like (that girl from smallville)! she cooked the best food and washed the dishes so well. i always told her to relax and not wash the dishes so much because her hands were going to fall off, but she wouldn't listen. i always told her how beautiful she was and how she didn't need to worry about wearing make up or anything because she had natural beauty! so everyday i came home from work my wife would clean less dishes, and gain more weight. one day she completely stopped washing the dishes and she had gained 200 pounds. i told her 'ay khasey! cali de wali na di eenzali??' and i told her she wasnt pretty any more. she got so up set she ran into the woods (every step she took she had to stop and take a break) but eventually she made it out of my sight. i never saw her again the end" saif said but when he was done he realized everyone had fallen asleep.......

.....sadly for them they missed the best part of the story...his fat wife had lived alone innthe forest for years..eating humans. Yes that's right humans. Whenever a group of campers would nestle around the lake the evil smallville girl lookalike- saifs x wife would appear and kill them one by one taking there bodies deep in to the forest.

Some say she is still alive..others say it is impossible. But every now again a strange murder takes place around here...

Everyone was asleep..saif went to sleep too..summer was bored...and said he was going to the other end of the lake when.....

when he saw his reflection in a puddle of water he was dying to see himself now she he ran around looking for better ways to practice his modeling poses!
"i sayet i need mirror!" he shouted but it didn't wake anyoen up (i guess Gulalai had put something in the tea :/ JK xD)
"asalam summer" summer heard saif say behind him. he didn't bother to turn around because he was fixed on his reflection in the mirror
"whant to play a game?" Saif said
"you confuest my saif. why i want play game? no i want be a model can you help me?" summer replied
but there was no answer. "eh maybe he just go back sleep" summer though
"DUMTUB NA MANA" he heard MK's voice this time
this startled summer so he jumped and turned around but he saw no one.
in the distance he saw that smallville girl kristen what ever so summer got his hair wet with the puddle water and winked at the girl
"hey i sayet wats yur name?"
as summer walked up to the girl fog filled the air. no one could seeanything.
as the fog cleared up a loud scream was heard in the deep forest... (its was summer but it sounded like a girl)
this startled eyeliner and she woke up scared.......

....eyeliner gasped...then said LOL. Hahahahah...that teach summer..he was always harrassing me...he must have seen his own reflection or something...eyeliner rubbed her eyes and looked around..to her suprise no on was around.

She was all alone. Apart from sheenkay hiding behind a tree...'get out of there..I can see u...this is no time to play hide and seek' giggled eyeliner. Sheenkay just stayed silent.
Where the hell is everyone she wondered.

Then more screams deep in the forest...'Ayuuuup...Ayuuup..' yelled eyeliner. But there was no reply.

Meanwhile Ayup...unaware of the commotion was skinny dipping at the far end of the lake..he saw frogs...'I love u frog' he said and then kissed one. Oooooo u slimy yuck....suddenly ayup felt funny...a flash of light *pooof*

Ayup looked at his reflection in the puddle before him and gasped....

gulalai returning from Laila's house saw ayub in the water.. "told you so cheendakha! but you are not welcome in my pond anymore" she didnt remember what they fought about but she remembered that she had kicked him out of the pond behind her house

sheenkay ran over to gulalai to help her with the bags. Laila and Gulalai went shopping for... well just about anything :D
they bought food and clothes and electronics and everythign they cuold find at wal mart! :D

*hmm where is saif

Gulalai realized that saif had ogne on a mission for our alliance. "he tried to contact you but you know you and laila when you both are shopping just uff!" sheenkay said

:O! <- Gulalai was surprised!
she ran the the tree with the whole and pulled out all the AKs and the Shot guns and all that stuff haha oh and grenades :D and she went back to the alliance head quaters. Cheendakha wanted to come along too so Gulalai made him a little cage and brought him along too

but he was a really fat frog

summary of the story

names of characters in the story:

saifalah, who wants to marry a beautiful girl who knows how to do house work

eyeliner, (first wife of saifallah), who doesnt like work only she cares about her beauty

gualai, (second wife of saifallah)


naatkai ???...


summer love, the son of saifallah and eyeliner


sheenkay, the jealous girl (sister of master khan and saifallah) she is very nazdana and loves her hands lolz she think she is a princess and her brothers loves her

master khan (brother of sheenkay and she is really proud of him) he is jealous of saifallah coz he married 2 and he didnt, he is engaged in watan

ayub, the finace of sheenkay, he is very funny character

Ghami, the new character, handsome and cute lol

other characters there as well but they r the guests lolz

summary of the story

saifallh wants to marry a gurl who is pretty and knows the house work, he met eyeliner she is pretty he fell in love he didnt care at that time that she doesnt know house work lol

after 1 yr they starts fighting, now they telling each other ur breathe stinks (actually their both breathe stinks lolz)

saiallah before marrying eyeliner he promised other gurl that she will be the second wife
now hes looking for her and eyeliner is looking for gurl for saifallah to get rid of him

eyeliner finds a pretty girl and she knows how to wash dishes, cook and cleaning
that girl called Gulalai saif fell in love wid her and they marries eyeliner divorced saifallah and left him

now there is twist in the story tht girl came back who saifallh promised her to be the second wife, when she comes saif got married, now she wants to take her revenge she goes wid her sis's finace ayub, ayub damped sheenkay and sheenkay is heart broken now

ghami comes in the story

master khan wants to marry and before not to his first finace but to other girl, so now he is looking 4 wife lol

to be contuined...

no not the end
there was 1 guy he was stalker and he dig tunnel ground in this time
the Moment of the explosion he hide all in the tunnel ground
lol

then everybody was leaving the tunnel to inspect what the explosion had done....tbag was crying and said who sayet at explosion it hurtet my ear a much...

Saifullah told him to shut up and stop acting like ronaldo...and he cried even more so saifullah just decided to leave him in his sorrow. He knew that tbag was upset that the explosion might have killed ayub his buddy.

Gulalai brought cookies and milk for everybody :D

^ from wal mart but they were out of date

gulalai guess what we call walmart here

ASDA, we call it ASDA

so eyeliner and gualai went to asda and master khan dropped them, they went for shopping
Lol

and then in ASDA they stole some food, because they had no money

police came and arrested the 2 girls, they were very scared, poor girls tried to call so many times to saifallah, but he didnt pick up his fone then they call master

The girls ended up in prison and Master Khan turns up in the prison with an AK-47. He is arrested on the scene and ends up with the 2 girls in prison. Saifullah checks his mobile and finds a miss call from the girls, he hears their message that they are in prison, and quickly calls sheenkay to tell her about the news. She starts to cry and tell saifullah listen to this song....

YouTube - DMX - Slippin'

lol
he then enjoys himself listening to nice video and he forgets what has happened to 2 girls and master khan

^ eyeliner, manages to escape prison, by making gulalai flirt with the officer

poor gualai thinks eyeliner will help her but eyeliner is very selfish girl, she makes flirt with police and she escapes

Gulalai is left behind and when eyeliner meets up wid sheenkay and saifullah they both ask where is gulalai. Eyeliner makes up some story that she tried to help her out but she was too fat to fit out of the bars

but again she lies coz gulalai isnt fat girl

then eyeliner says that being inside was the best thing for gulalai.....she likes freebies and inside she gets everything free

then sheenkay says to eyeliner that she will miss her, (obviously eyekiner woudnt miss her)
lol

^ eyeliner would miss her, but she just wants the best for her

Then saifullah tells sheenkay and eyeliner, go back inside and free her NOW..otherwise i will make you wash my dishes

^ eyeliner tells saif.......why dont you

So saifullah watches prison breaks and with the help of tbag is on a mission to break free Gulalai, because she was part of his mafia against Master Khan

but saif fails and tbag turns on him

Tbag raises the alarm and joins Gulalai...Saifullah finds a nice girl working in the prison, her name is Naatki

^ but naatki is after ghamai, so saif fails

But Naatki likes Saifullah for being so brave and wanting to free Gulalai...she tells him what about tbag, he says leave him in the prison its good for him, he is after Ayub so if he is freed that wont be a good thing.

Anywayz Naatki decides to help Saifullah free Gulalai and he does it by going through a secret tunnel....He escapes wid her and is greeted by Sheenkay and Eyeliner. But Gulalai just slaps eyeliner on the face

hah

but gualai shouldnt slapped her

^ no she doesnt, she slaps saif,

she should slap him coz he sends girls to jail to make her free but he was watching TV

She should slap sheenkay coz she is always slapping everyone with her small hands..

she should slap saif, because he is a loser and his breath stinks lol

Well enough of the 'should' because this is what happened after gulalai slapped eyeliner, her face went red and she started to blush. Then saifullah's faced blushed at seeing eyeliners face and then sheenkay blushed because she was being left out

saif started blushing after gulalai said i don't need some bad breath donkey to rescue her so she slapped him, haha

Then saifullah decided to take eyeliner and gulalai back to prison because he knew the head of the police who was his uncle...Sheenkay was crying again and saifullah said don't cry just wash some dishes it will make u feel better. Meanwhile everybody forgot tbag was already stuck in prison and was using some knife and slitting his wrists but cutting buya ayupa on his wrists

LOLLLLLLLLL ok first of all... if Gulalai went to jail, her mafia would come n break her out that first second because Gulalai is so b.a. (;
ahahahahahahaha!!

^ so then this time Gulalai leaves eyeliner in jail with summer. Saif and sheenkay and Gulalai go to the secret hide out to start planing the robbery they're gonna do. They decide to rob the highest don in town (;
Summer and eyeliner both find out that they were tricked by a tranny and that they both were in love with the same person! :O
so then the fight, and MK the new guard at the jail splits them up. as MK opens the door eyeliner bites him and he screams like a girl then eyeliner runs out the door.... but then she realizes there are electric fences surrounding her so she gets tazed and sent to the crazy people place but shes not crazy. Then ayub, being a fat cheendakha, hopes through the prison doors and rescues eyeliner and they live in the abandoned lake where saif's ex wife eats people.

but summer is still in jail...

go bale bale

panjabi girl came and slappped saifallah and saved gualai and sheenaky

Why do i always get slapped, is my cheeks that nice for u girls

loolz

khair, saifallah bechar was slapped again

the saif married the panjabi girl... this is maybe he 100th wife LOL

And the punjabi girl slapped saifullah and they divorced (his 100th divorce)

he was eatting gram gram pikawri and parati everyday, he was so fat in a month

^ lol
he got so fat so he felt sorry for sending his ex wife (the smallville girl) into the woods all alone so he wen to the abandoned lake crying and there he saw eyeliner and cheendakha in their new house (:

they came near him looking very wired, cheenkda says i have seen this guy somewhere, then eyeliner replies no he is panjabi man u havent seen him

eyeliner is sayin that saifullah is punjabi guy because she doesn't want ayub to get scared...coz if eyeliner says he is the true pashtun, he will run away coz pashtuns dont like transgenders

then cheendakha jump on saif head and eyeliner follow him. eyeliner smelt his breath and said OHHHHHHHHH IT CANNOT BE!!!!! IT'S OUR SAIFULLAH! and they both jump around on saif's head while he was crying loll
then wehn they all settled down, they sat around the campfire and all were upset
they all said ohh imiss Gulalai and Sheenkay and Summer and MK
i wish our gang was together again : ( ....

:'(
but as they were selfish they gang left them and they lived in jungle

so where were the rest of the guys

lol so

Gulalai: sitting no her throne as the queen after robbing the high mafias now her gang was the best


Sheenkay: LOL the princess


summer: still in jail, everyone thought he was crazy because he always spoke about the gang but no one beleived him. they thought "no ones name can be eyeliner" "and no tranny frog can speak and be called ayub" LOL


MK: still in the insane asylum with his bala wife :P

hahaha ^

so they then bought a very beautiful house in Paris

Saifullah misses the slapping and wonders why nobody slaps him anymore...so he goes on the search for sheenkay the princess who used to slap him the most out of everyone...he knows that if he finds her, he can find the rest through her

so saif goes on his journey to find gulalai's hide out. he forgot where it was because all of that panjabi food he ate :P

so he looks everywhere even on pashtun forums and facebook

lol @pics its a picture book now (;

so saif's only way to contact the gang now is through PF...

yea and he finds sheenkay the princess after seein her hand somewhere..lol

but unfortuantely her hands were burnt he couldnt recognised

^lol so he saw her foot in the mantu thread

Yea he recognised her feet wid those special slippers

^ looollll but sheenkay wouldn't admit it was her! so saif tried to stalk sheenkay

lol ^
but when saifallah seees sheenkay she has bare changed hair style clothes after all she is princess now

Wid her new style saifullah was impressed with sheenkay, he became amazed...He kept following her everywhere, saying tell me where is everybody else..but he was using that as an excuse to get into her kingdom

^gulalai doesnt recognize saif. he looks so panjabi now LOL so she protects sheenkay and tells her to go hide at the abandoned lake :P

While in her castle, he is looking for sheenkay but bumps into some girl....it turns out to be Gulalai and saifullah says dont u recognise me im saifullah..the one who took u out of jail

as gualai loves her sis sheenkkay so she calls master khan to bring her the AK 47 gun

^Gulalai doesn't remember so she pulls out her guns. saif gets so scared so he starts crying in the corner Gulalai feels bad so she invites saif to come and have some fruits with her :D
this remind Gulalai of saif and starts talking to Saif about saif LOL

But gulalai doesn't realise saif has something hidden with him..he pulls out an rpg



Gulalai sees this is saifullah as only saifullah could hold an rpg like that and begs for forgiveness, saying i am sorry didnt recognise u. Lets go and hunt MK

he wasnts her to remember the past time that they used to go to fruit store and stole fruits
lol

no she didnt said that saifallah dreams that its gonna happen like this

So now Gulalai remembers everything and sees that Sheenkay is getting help from MK. MK is the rival of Gulalai and saifullah explains that we must fight him together and take him away from Sheenkay otherwise he will get the kingdom

lol @ sheenkay!

Gulalai starts laughing at saif, as she wasn't really affraid. she tells him oh come one buddy lets go bring sheenkay back fromt he abandoned lake :D but on the way they see summer running down the street with 5 police cars chasin after him.....

yea lol

saif coudnt think of anything and he said ya and laughed

^is that part of story

this is how the story starts lolz

then sheenkay told saifullah how the story started

summer, then got arrested for stealing tbags

turns out those drugs were Eyeliners

poor eyeliner was arrested again, its her seconf time that she is being arrested, now eyeliner admits tht she is gangster and she used to hang around wid gangsters

Eyeliner was doing drug dealing from Afghanistan to UK, she was big in this busniess.

no sheenkay its her 3rd time lol

so this time cheendakha is sad again because his wife is in jail :/

saif and Gulalai make it to the lake and bring sheenkay back to our mafia hahahaha
and Gulalai makes Saif the top gaurd :P

meanwhile MK tries to break out of the insane asylum with his bala wife

LOL

Ok explain to me who is married to who and wats the story

its the same story :/ rememebr you panjabi, and we had fruit and we went to the lake to get sheenkay but on the way we saw summer break out of jail but then eyeliner said he got busted with drugs again and then the drugs were eyeliners so she went to jail AGAIN remember and she was married to cheendakha at the lake rememberrr? hahahah

Oh so im still single, i can search for a new wife...lol

So Eyeliner is in jail
MK is in assylum with his bala wife
Ayub is out there somewhere at the lake
Sheenkay the princess
Tbag is out of jail and deadly
Saifullah is searching for a fiance, he looks to sheenkay the princess as his 1st but knows that he will get bored of her kingdom so needs to look for a 2nd fiance and he sees Naatki is perfect candidate
Gulalai, Saifullah and Sheenkay are in the same mafia against MK and bala, but now they have to turn towards tbag as he has been let loose to destroy the world.

lol

so gulalai being the queen and all invites her gangster family for a doday tomorrow night so that we can make a plan together. So gulalai sends sheenkay to buy food & cook and sends Saif to buy fruits LOL at the fruit section saif runs into cheendakha.
Ayup! how you diong? he screams like a maniac
cheendakha still doesnt recognize saif (he still has the panjabi food weight) so he starts hopping the other way....

^ alrighty, can you link it to me where to start from

[Laila]

ha ha alrighty....will do, thanks. I will see if i can continue anything interesting

@ Gulalai....you actually did that for me?! Thank you so much sweetums

[Gulalai]

ok let me find that i think page 20 might be a good plae to start..lol
Coz the story of the bala starts from there

oh yeah... forgot to add that :P Lailo i will add it to the top of the list LOL

[Gulalai]

ha ha alrighty....will do, thanks. I will see if i can continue anything interesting

@ Gulalai....you actually did that for me?! Thank you so much sweetums

yes i have no life