Never Ending Story

[Fahd]

So a handsome young man called Ghamai enterd the forum and asked other members what happend to the story ? lolzz

mashallah
Lol

[Gulalai]

lol no i left saif at the store in the fruits section :P

[eusuphxai]

The end!

[Gulalai]

^ there is no such thing as "the end" in a NEVER ENDING story.....

[eusuphxai]

there is no such thing as "never ending story"

[Son of Mountains]

but there is a big LOL

[Sheenka]

lol

[ayub]

whilst everyone else was busy in the fruit section wondering if the end was here or not...Ayub the brave swept his hand over his skinhead.

Then Ayub saw someone in the distance running towards him with a big Afro and a cheapass primark maxi on. Ayub instantly knew who it was, a huge smile appeared on his face. 'laquanda...laquanda' Ayub yelled...Laquanda aka Miss Eyeliner...carried on running towards Ayub. 'i've got it Ayub..this is the one' Eyeliner said. Ayub rolled his eyes, his bestie friend in the whole world had probably come out with another one of her wacky ideas...

Eyeliner was a few feet away holding what seemed to be a dead cat in her hands. She smiled...actually it was more of a weird grin. Then, crash-bang...eyeliner toppled over her 6 inch fake jimmy choos...and fell flat on her ass.

Damn girl...take it easy...Eyeliner rushed to her feet and fixed her primark dress and adjusted her glasses. Here Ayub..here...with out a seconds noticed....she whipped out the dead cat and placed it on Ayubs head...'Ayub it's the beyonce weave..I got at the market for 2 quid' she yelped in delight.

Ayub with a look of horror..smiled nervously...er okay...thanks!

What Ayub...didn't realize was the crew was behind the milk cartons in isle 9....*flash ..snap* gulalai took a pic. Saif, summer, sheenkay, laila and naatki looks on in delight..

Are the crew gonna blackmail poor Ayub...

Master khan stands up...he saw everything ..he rubs his chin and scratches his head, and wonders what exactly is happening here...

Then......

[Gulalai]

eusuphxai
i had to copy & paste your name LOL why are you such a party pooper :/

uff ayub such a long post hold on until i read it lol

[Gulalai]

then MK's insane asylum nurse tackles MK and takes him back to the lewano house (:
his bala wife screams like a maniac chasing the nurse down the street. the poor bala got hit by a car and MK carries her to the hospital in tears :'(

meanwhile back at the store


"Cheendakha there's somthing on your head" Gulalai exclaimed!
but ayub didn't care, he loved his new look, he thought it would atract all the tbags in the world (;
so the gang all left the store together and returned to they chill out place which was....

[ayub]

...in an old lodge near a deserted lake. The crew knew they would be safe from the enemy gang. Ayub loved his new look...eeryone complimented his style. They all sat round the lake and talked. Gulalai made tea..which tasted pretty crap..but hey...it was free and we were starving...she cooked as a whole goat. We ate.

The gang chilled....but then heard a strange noise coming fromthe forest behind...saif said this lodge was haunted.

Everyone laughed .... No seriously said saif...back in 1870......

[Gulalai]

CORRECTION: Gulalai's tea tasted great and we loved her for cooking for us she was the besttt

*ehem back to the story*

"back in 18070, when i was in my 30s i lived on the other side of this lake. i lived with my my beautiful wife she looked just like (that girl from smallville)! she cooked the best food and washed the dishes so well. i always told her to relax and not wash the dishes so much because her hands were going to fall off, but she wouldn't listen. i always told her how beautiful she was and how she didn't need to worry about wearing make up or anything because she had natural beauty! so everyday i came home from work my wife would clean less dishes, and gain more weight. one day she completely stopped washing the dishes and she had gained 200 pounds. i told her 'ay khasey! cali de wali na di eenzali??' and i told her she wasnt pretty any more. she got so up set she ran into the woods (every step she took she had to stop and take a break) but eventually she made it out of my sight. i never saw her again the end" saif said but when he was done he realized everyone had fallen asleep.......

[ayub]

.....sadly for them they missed the best part of the story...his fat wife had lived alone innthe forest for years..eating humans. Yes that's right humans. Whenever a group of campers would nestle around the lake the evil smallville girl lookalike- saifs x wife would appear and kill them one by one taking there bodies deep in to the forest.

Some say she is still alive..others say it is impossible. But every now again a strange murder takes place around here...

Everyone was asleep..saif went to sleep too..summer was bored...and said he was going to the other end of the lake when.....

[Gulalai]

when he saw his reflection in a puddle of water he was dying to see himself now she he ran around looking for better ways to practice his modeling poses!
"i sayet i need mirror!" he shouted but it didn't wake anyoen up (i guess Gulalai had put something in the tea :/ JK xD)
"asalam summer" summer heard saif say behind him. he didn't bother to turn around because he was fixed on his reflection in the mirror
"whant to play a game?" Saif said
"you confuest my saif. why i want play game? no i want be a model can you help me?" summer replied
but there was no answer. "eh maybe he just go back sleep" summer though
"DUMTUB NA MANA" he heard MK's voice this time
this startled summer so he jumped and turned around but he saw no one.
in the distance he saw that smallville girl kristen what ever so summer got his hair wet with the puddle water and winked at the girl
"hey i sayet wats yur name?"
as summer walked up to the girl fog filled the air. no one could seeanything.
as the fog cleared up a loud scream was heard in the deep forest... (its was summer but it sounded like a girl)
this startled eyeliner and she woke up scared.......

[ayub]

....eyeliner gasped...then said LOL. Hahahahah...that teach summer..he was always harrassing me...he must have seen his own reflection or something...eyeliner rubbed her eyes and looked around..to her suprise no on was around.

She was all alone. Apart from sheenkay hiding behind a tree...'get out of there..I can see u...this is no time to play hide and seek' giggled eyeliner. Sheenkay just stayed silent.
Where the hell is everyone she wondered.

Then more screams deep in the forest...'Ayuuuup...Ayuuup..' yelled eyeliner. But there was no reply.

Meanwhile Ayup...unaware of the commotion was skinny dipping at the far end of the lake..he saw frogs...'I love u frog' he said and then kissed one. Oooooo u slimy yuck....suddenly ayup felt funny...a flash of light *pooof*

Ayup looked at his reflection in the puddle before him and gasped....