What I want in a woman

[Al Hanif]

1. I want her to be an excellent cooker. When I say excellent, I mean that I want her to be a Chef. I want her to be able to make fresh homemade bread on sundays. I love the smell of the croissants in the morning. I want her to be able to do any kind of things from Pizzas and Traditional Cuban meals to Roast Stuffed Chicken and special desserts.

2. I want her to be virgin. hee hee I just eliminated 99% of the women living in the west. And don't try to fool me. I will check it personally.


3. I want her to be a muslim. I know it is allowed to marry a Jew or a Christian but I personally just can't. Jewesses are not my cup of tea since I'm an antisemite and marrying someone who believes in Trinity would be like marrying someone who practises witchcraft.


4. I want her to pray 5 times a day. Well, actually, 5 times is not an obligation. If she wants to pray more than 5 times a day, I'm ok with this.


5. I want her to have very black eyes and very black hair. I have a crush for bunettes with black eyes and black eyeliners. It doesn't matter if you are stupid, left handed or a fan of fandom furry, just validate those two points and you belong to the elite.


6. I want her to be tall.


7. I want her to never lie. Never lie. Ever.


8. I want her to obey. And when I say 'leave me alone', that means 'leave me alone'.


9. I want her to be poor. Yes, it looks weird but that's what I want. I hate rich people.


10. I want her to have a nice personality : at least be kind and shy. Something very important.


feel free to do your own list !

[Al Hanif]

You always get the opposite of what you wish for

Which means your gonna get a short fat old ginger jewish women, whos been around the block a few times

oh nose !

[Afghanistan2010]

Marry women from Morocco, i myself would marry many nationality women (even muslimahs from montenegro ) but never from Morocco,and by the way,you will never get a perfect woman or man ( for the opposite sex).

[Al Hanif]

Marry women from Morocco, i myself would marry many nationality women (even muslimahs from montenegro ) but never from Morocco,and by the way,you will never get a perfect woman or man ( for the opposite sex).

why never from Morocco ?

[Talal]

You always get the opposite of what you wish for

Which means your gonna get a short fat old ginger jewish women, whos been around the block a few times

that was epic lol

[Afghanistan2010]

why never from Morocco ?

they want too much money from you lol and too modern (which i have heard off)....

but what i can advise you to marry from the saudi arabian people who live de la campagne they are like pashtuns with tribes.

[Al Hanif]

they want too much money from you lol and too modern (which i have heard off)....

but what i can advise you to marry from the saudi arabian people who live de la campagne they are like pashtuns with tribes.

Not all women in Morocco are ****. The ones living in Europe are not like the ones living in Moroccan rural areas. They only marry among their family.

No way I marry a Saudi. My parents want me to marry someone from my family but no one will ever complete the 10 levels.

The only solution is to kidnap a tall argentinian woman, to convert her to Islam and teach her cooking lessons.

[Al Hanif]

or an iranian or a lebanese

i hate everything about saudi arabia except the two holy cities

i just can't be engaged in any way to this land

[کیش]

What girl in her right mind Will marry you with those demands? It seems you wanna be a controlling husband who uses his wife for his own pleasures.

[IamDZJ]

Scimitar is watching this thread and crying crocodile tears in front of his laptop. Poor thing.. What a horrible situation to be in.*

[Al Hanif]

What girl in her right mind Will marry you with those demands? It seems you wanna be a controlling husband who uses his wife for his own pleasures.

exactly

you mad because you can't fit into the requirements ?

life is tough

[کیش]

exactly

you mad because you can't fit into the requirements ?

life is tough

I feel sorry for your mother.

[Al Hanif]

Scimitar is watching this thread and crying crocodile tears in front of his laptop. Poor thing.. What a horrible situation to be in.*

you are so cruel

[Al Hanif]

I feel sorry for your mother.

I am a cute and handsome young man,

all women want me,

what do you want ? I am compelled to make some choices

[Afghanistan2010]

Not all women in Morocco are ****. The ones living in Europe are not like the ones living in Moroccan rural areas. They only marry among their family.

No way I marry a Saudi. My parents want me to marry someone from my family but no one will ever complete the 10 levels.

The only solution is to kidnap a tall argentinian woman, to convert her to Islam and teach her cooking lessons.

hahahahah


oh mon dieu if iranian were the last women on the world even then not.