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    Milk bottle relieved my constipation

    Man inserts milk bottle up
    his bottom 'to relieve
    constipation'


    Doctors have released an x-ray image showing a
    milk bottle lodged inside an elderly man's pelvis.


    Ouch! A doctor points to the x-ray showing the rectally inserted milk bottle


    The unnamed 60-year-old got himself into a spin when he slid the bottle
    too far up his rear-end and couldn't remove it.

    Distressed at the situation he immediately presented himself to a hospital
    in Zhuai, China, where he told staff what had happened.

    He claims he was constipated and was attempting a rather unorthodox
    method of stimulating his bowel.

    It's not understood why the man didn't visit a pharmacy to get some
    medicinal help first, but we're sure he had his reasons.






    lol....why does all this crazy stuff always happen in China or America
    ---
    To advise others is an easy matter, the difficulty is accepting advice -- since it is bitter for those who follow their
    own inclinations and desires    .

    -Imam al Ghazali
    Tags: bottle, constipation, milk, relieved
  • #2
    the man will qualify for darwin award.

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    • #3
      tell the guy to eat some prunes, next time.

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      • #4
        what can i say, men are stupid.

        I am no bird, and no nest ensnares me.

        non commercial would cost less if he was in charge himself which he plans on doing. right now it's n herat but soon it will be in qanadahar.

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        • #5
          where do you get all these weird stories from? starting to make me wonder...
          Ka Makh De Rana Hear Sho No Jehan Ba Rana Hear She
          Ka Nom De Rana Hear Sho No Khpal Zan Ba Rana Her She[

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          • #6
            lool what you tryna say?

            it's the metro website
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            To advise others is an easy matter, the difficulty is accepting advice -- since it is bitter for those who follow their
            own inclinations and desires            .

            -Imam al Ghazali

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            • #7
              that u search for them :P^^^

              but im guessing nw ur a metro reader everydai?

              i used 2 be aswell wen i had to catch a train into central everydai for work
              Ka Makh De Rana Hear Sho No Jehan Ba Rana Hear She
              Ka Nom De Rana Hear Sho No Khpal Zan Ba Rana Her She[

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              • #8
                ¬_¬......lool


                Metro.co.uk Weird News - Funny and bizarre stories in the news | Metro.co.uk

                All those stories I posted are from there.


                Yeah when I go school I get it...they always have some next articles there


                Only paper I ever read was the metro - no point in buying a paper when you can get all the info free online.
                you know me fam, I ain't made of money haha
                ---
                To advise others is an easy matter, the difficulty is accepting advice -- since it is bitter for those who follow their
                own inclinations and desires                .

                -Imam al Ghazali

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                • #9
                  yhh metro page 3 alwys has weird stories wheres as the SUN hmmm ahah

                  andd hmm i dont no i think the financial times is 1 news paper worth paying for
                  Ka Makh De Rana Hear Sho No Jehan Ba Rana Hear She
                  Ka Nom De Rana Hear Sho No Khpal Zan Ba Rana Her She[

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sahil112 View Post
                    yhh metro page 3 alwys has weird stories wheres as the SUN hmmm ahah

                    lol no comment


                    Originally posted by sahil112 View Post
                    andd hmm i dont no i think the financial times is 1 news paper worth paying for
                    Yeah I guess. FT and the Guardian are good papers if you want proper news....the sun is only good for football and page 3 lol


                    Guess its about convenience though, whether you prefer reading it online or on the paper....personally I think its better online cos you get real-time updates and its cheaper as well.
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                    To advise others is an easy matter, the difficulty is accepting advice -- since it is bitter for those who follow their
                    own inclinations and desires                    .

                    -Imam al Ghazali

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Haris View Post
                      lol no comment




                      Yeah I guess. FT and the Guardian are good papers if you want proper news....the sun is only good for football and page 3 lol


                      Guess its about convenience though, whether you prefer reading it online or on the paper....personally I think its better online cos you get real-time updates and its cheaper as well.
                      ahaha yh the SUN brings back memeories, once my business teacher and our whole class decided to rate couse they had a special edition all on 1 page or sumthin of the year ahah and we wer just circling and crossing tryna get to the best 1 if uno what i mean aha

                      andd yh i prefer to read most news online aswell mainly becouse its easier 2 read
                      Ka Makh De Rana Hear Sho No Jehan Ba Rana Hear She
                      Ka Nom De Rana Hear Sho No Khpal Zan Ba Rana Her She[

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                      • #12
                        this is why I didn't wanted to be a doctor, having to deal with these crap.

                        Metro lol, I use to read that when I use to go to school in the morning.

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                        • #13
                          ....just swallowed up a stone of date because of this thread!

                          The only constant is change.

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