Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?

[Amir al Ghaznavi]

Because Col Sanders was waitin on the other side

[Amir al Ghaznavi]

There was a KFC opposite the chicken.

Damn u beat me to it with the kfc reference

[hasanullah]

because the chicken had chicken pox.

[graveyardofempires]

because the otherside was full of paki chicken ****.

[IamDZJ]

it was sick and tired of your lame assed jokes and rotten sene of humor.

[sherlοck]

because i ate the chicken.

[sherlοck]

because sherlock ate frog and the chicken ate sherlock.

[Saifullah]

it didn't cross the road because the warrior saifullah was at the other end, hungry after battle and ready to eat it alive

[sherlοck]

keyboard warrior*

[Saifullah]

no warrior against chickens

[Michin Khel]

WHy did the chicken not cross the road?

Because he was sad and unhappy

[Cookiemonster]

Because it was the chickens Day Off .

[faye]

because the road was freshly tarred and we have all heard about 'tarred and feathered', it didn't want to be be 'feathered and tarred' (god, i am stoopid):-)

[sherlοck]

The chicken did cross the road because there was a black man across the road.

[hasanullah]

the chicken had no drumsticks.