So i woke up today late ones again, and the usual stuff..brushed my teeth..washed my face... plucked the hair in my nose.. then i walk downstairs...
and no one was home.. hungry as a beast..first place i go..to is the kitchen.. just to my surprise..no food left for this beast SHERLOCK to eat.
So a bit of panic, i open up the refigerator and there was a big nice Chicken... the chicken was bigger than safiullahs head (literally)... it was so big, and the eyes were so big and chinky at the same time.. that for a min.. i thought it was starga.
So i take this chicken out and get my pocket knife to chop it open, till i realised that i was cooking food and it was very unmanly. So i smack the chicken with my hand back into the refigerator.. and go back upstairs... (ITS TIME TO GET READY TO GO OUT)
So i open up the closet and there was all my clothes..in the coat hanger... and the shoes.. down on the floor.. Today i felt kind of blue but blue is girlie.. so kept looking around until i found what i wanted to wear (It took me an hour) Seriously!!!!.. this is bad... it usually takes me 2 hours..
So now i have my clothes on and everything my favourite new NIKE shoes.. which kind of my matched my t shirt.... I went for the "HOUSE" looks..this time.. made me look real smart..real..nerdy...
But something was missing? damnit.. now i was confuset.. OH I REMEMBERED.. my jewls.. so i got my bling blling chain and watch.. and the bling bling ring... (A COMBINATION OF GANGSTARNESS AND NERDNESS) very deadly...
ITS BEEN 3 hours since i woke up.. GOD DAMNIT.. so i get my cars keys and walk out... to my car.. get in..and drive... for a while...towards my destination.. THEM BAM... SOMETHING HIT ME REAL HARD...
IT scared me SH!TLESS.. i quickly looked around to my shoulders.. and the MIRROR... but NOTHING was there.. till i remembered..
I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY WALLET.. OH MAN WHAT A LUCK.. so i drive back home.. get my wallet...NOW I AM REALL HUNGRY NOW...
So i went back home..made me some eggs..
and no one was home.. hungry as a beast..first place i go..to is the kitchen.. just to my surprise..no food left for this beast SHERLOCK to eat.
So a bit of panic, i open up the refigerator and there was a big nice Chicken... the chicken was bigger than safiullahs head (literally)... it was so big, and the eyes were so big and chinky at the same time.. that for a min.. i thought it was starga.
So i take this chicken out and get my pocket knife to chop it open, till i realised that i was cooking food and it was very unmanly. So i smack the chicken with my hand back into the refigerator.. and go back upstairs... (ITS TIME TO GET READY TO GO OUT)
So i open up the closet and there was all my clothes..in the coat hanger... and the shoes.. down on the floor.. Today i felt kind of blue but blue is girlie.. so kept looking around until i found what i wanted to wear (It took me an hour) Seriously!!!!.. this is bad... it usually takes me 2 hours..
So now i have my clothes on and everything my favourite new NIKE shoes.. which kind of my matched my t shirt.... I went for the "HOUSE" looks..this time.. made me look real smart..real..nerdy...
But something was missing? damnit.. now i was confuset.. OH I REMEMBERED.. my jewls.. so i got my bling blling chain and watch.. and the bling bling ring... (A COMBINATION OF GANGSTARNESS AND NERDNESS) very deadly...
ITS BEEN 3 hours since i woke up.. GOD DAMNIT.. so i get my cars keys and walk out... to my car.. get in..and drive... for a while...towards my destination.. THEM BAM... SOMETHING HIT ME REAL HARD...
IT scared me SH!TLESS.. i quickly looked around to my shoulders.. and the MIRROR... but NOTHING was there.. till i remembered..
I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY WALLET.. OH MAN WHAT A LUCK.. so i drive back home.. get my wallet...NOW I AM REALL HUNGRY NOW...
So i went back home..made me some eggs..

didn't anyone tell you they were for girls??
LOL
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