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[KhyberKhan]

@ americans unable to locate the USA on a map

[eyeliner]

well the US is massive as in bigger, compared to the UK.

[KhyberKhan]

thats cos your x50 the size of us

[eyeliner]

^ haha shlombay in your dreams...i dont think so

[eusuphxai]

Oh and Boris Johnson was born in New York as well lmao...

So how are you related to mr washington? Mara afghanistan defend ka, pa amreekay sa kai

[Gulalai]

^ lol

[KhyberKhan]

Khyber Khan you know what makes me laugh?

If it was not for the USA we would not be on the internet. We would not have cell phones AND you would have never been in the UK since AMERICANS created the damn AIRPLANE!

i think you'll find it was a brit called tim berner lee that wrote the internet language HTML which subsequently gave birth to the internet

[Gulalai]

40 Reasons why the US is Better than Britain (humor)

40 Reasons why the US is Better than Britain (humor)

Posted on Monday, December 06, 2004 1:17:09 PM by notfornothing
40 Reasons Why the USA Is Better Than Britain
1. We're not constantly starting whiney boastful lists like ''Reasons why the UK is...'' - no need.
2. God forbid, but if the U.S. decided to attack you, what could you do about it?
3. Don't you brush your teeth, or have dentists?
4. American women are the hottest in the world. British women? "Birds." Bad teeth plays a big part.
5. Our space center is at Cape Canaveral; yours is where...?
6. Travel slogan : the UK, home of the original mad cow disease
7. Let's compare the number of Nobel laureates. 'Nuff said.
8. How many men have you landed on the moon? Or even put into space at all?
9. MIT, Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Princeton, Caltech,etc. - all BETTER than Oxbridge (or whatever the hell it's called)
10. Without us, Buckingham palace would be a Luftwaffe and Wehrmacht day spa
11. California alone has a larger economy than England.
12. Your cars suck - especially the Mini, a coffin on wheels.
13. IBM, Texas Instruments, Intel, Microsoft, H-P, Dell, Apple...shall I go on?
14. Taking back the Falklands from Argentina; oooh, impressive military might there
15. Why do so many Britishers come here looking for work?
16. Lend-Lease saved your candy asses in WW II.
17. Does anybody work over there, or are you all on the dole?
18. Your sports suck - soccer (football), rugby, cricket, croquet, polo, etc.
19. We don't dwell on past, faded glory; we keep looking ahead.
20. Elvis - without him, no Beatles, Stones, Who, Duran Duran, Spice Girls, etc.
21. British entertainers don't really make it big until they're popular in the U.S.
22. General Motors, Ford, AT&T, Exxon, Mobil, Boeing, Lockheed, etc., etc.
23. Let's compare the number of Olympic medals.
24. Regular elections, not those panicky vote-of-confidence recalls of Parliament.
25. Exactly what does the House of Lords do?
26. We don't have soccer (football) hooligans embarrassing us all over the world.
27. We have the most advanced medical care system in the world.
28. The days of ''the sun never sets on the British Empire'' are long, long gone.
29. You're obsessed with your own history because you seem to have no future.
30. We have much better TV, and more viewing options - no BBC rules
31. Our Hollywood vs. your, your what...?
32. How many U.S. TV series are on your telly? (The Simpsons is #1); vice versa?
33. Almost nothing that happens in the UK is of any importance or interest to us
34. We've sent craft to the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and beyond the solar system.
35. Your high taxes and welfare state discourage initiative and a good work ethic
36. Without us, the Union Jack would have a large black swastika over it.
37. Eisenhower, Patton, Bradley vs. what, Montgomery?
38. You don't see us building a tunnel to France
39. Because we don't use words like ''cheeky'', what the hell is that anyway?
40. Rock and Roll originated here

[KhyberKhan]

who invented the TV? penicillin? combustion engine, lightbulbs. radio ETC....

its wasn't a burger-munching yank.

[Master Khan]

When I am back home I never ever use the dame Internet. lol

[KhyberKhan]

shomblay

[KhyberKhan]

[Master Khan]

Shlombay wrora then go and join the US army and fight for the country.

[eusuphxai]

Who invented the US itself and I wonder how come they speak english??

[Gulalai]

im hungry...