Random Thoughts(New)

[Dreamer]

Salam Dreamer. Hows life as a doctor?

exhausting

[Dreamer]

hmmm... wonder what Ill be doing in 10 yrs time (if im alive!)

[IamDZJ]

Why are doctores always so full of themselves?

[Dreamer]

Why are doctores always so full of themselves?

r they?
some are... some are not... ego is not limited 2 them alone

[KhyberKhan]

most doctors i know lead very boring insular lives.

[Dreamer]

most doctors i know lead very boring insular lives.

ud be surprised then most of my friends lead interesting lives

[KhyberKhan]

probably so, but those that i've grown up with, or have known, are usually painfully dull and are very tight-fisted and always happen to jump at any opportunity to make a quick buck. My own GP, who is a proper cowboy, happens to run a homeopathic clinic in the evenings to top up his wages. There's no doctor-patient relationship when i see him, I just present him with a shopping list of medicines to which he writes for me. I would not be surprised if he has killed someone unknowingly. When i was at uni, he use to charge me £20 for "sick notes", im pretty sure if i paid him enough, he'd forge me a death certificate.

i knew one junior doctor, she use to love taking out pace makers from the dead before they were cremated just so she could get the £70 top up in her wages.

[Dreamer]

probably so, but those that i've grown up with, or have known, are usually painfully dull and are very tight-fisted and always happen to jump at any opportunity to make a quick buck. My own GP, who is a proper cowboy, happens to run a homeopathic clinic in the evenings to top up his wages. There's no doctor-patient relationship when i see him, I just present him with a shopping list of medicines to which he writes for me. I would not be surprised if he has killed someone unknowingly. When i was at uni, he use to charge me £20 for "sick notes", im pretty sure if i paid him enough, he'd forge me a death certificate.

i knew one junior doctor, she use to love taking out pace makers from the dead before they were cremated just so she could get the £70 top up in her wages.

LOL..... So funny... lke I said me and my friends are very happy and we are not tight fisted.... as for making money who doesnt? who wouldnt want 2 top up their income... if he was selling sick notes thats a criminal offence and not 2 mention the GMC (pur governing body) would not like it and would take a stern view.... and trust me your GP could earn more money by doing locums than by doing homeopathic clinics.... Locum GPs and consultants get £120 an hr, locum SHOs (my grade ) get £40 an hr, locum registras get £60 an hr, locum houseofficers (those drs doing housejobs ) get £20 an hr.... hell I locum most weekends
other ways for Drs to boost income includes doing courses if ur a GP like the section 12 course and then this will enable u 2 carry out mental health act assessments for which u get £170 a go, alternatively u can specialise in psychiatry and pass the MRCPsych and be able 2 section and get it that way
as for junior Drs removing pacemakers.... almost buddy ... thats ash cash... or cremation fees.... Ive earned over £2000 in 8 months doing that... we dont get the money for removing pacemakers... we sign a cremation form and part of the process involves examining the body 2 make sure that there are no pacemakers in the corpse as the oven could explode.... as its not part of our duties the undertaker gives us a fee for it... we get the fee regardless of if we remove a pacemaker or not

[IamDZJ]

I just wanted to make dreamer feel bad. You didnt have to go in to the boring details. Speaking of dullness....

[Dreamer]

I just wanted to make dreamer feel bad. You didnt have to go in to the boring details. Speaking of dullness....

dont worry I dont feel bad abt petty posts

[Dreamer]

playing Grepolis!

[IamDZJ]

Good or bad, I dont really care for any member here.
I will try harder next time though.

[IamDZJ]

i found my cat!!!!!

[MeemWawMeemNoon]

^Where was it? I felt bad, earlier, when I read it.

Alhmadulillah!

[IamDZJ]

some body picked her up and took her to a shelter.
i almost died today. i will tie a long rope around her neck and make sure she doesn't leave the backyard from now on.