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    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.


    Wife - have you brought the clothings.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.


    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


    Wife - hae ALLAH !forget it where's your salary
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    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


    Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


    Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.


    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.


    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


    Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
    Husband - the only user with write permission.


    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.


    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.


    Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - shut down the computer.


    Wife - I am going
    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
    Na soz sho na saaz sho,
    Bas hasy jwand tamam sho

  • #2
    HaHaHa....
    Wife - I am going
    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


    Alt F4 ba sanga wahey......haha

    Ao ka Kampeter pa Pukhtu ka shi

    (Send= Wolega
    Insert= Warka Pake
    Download= Rakaga
    Delet= Ruk Yai Ka
    Run= Takhta
    Alt Ctrl Del= Takhta Gane Wolam De
    Refresh= Olamba)

    .....


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    • #3
      Have you heard the other one?

      Head Boss of a busy office speaking to Manager:

      Pa Computer Department ke da Server [Sarwar] sok de chi kaar na kai? Warta uwaya ka kaar na kai no tankha sa la para khuree?

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      • #4
        ahaha! Nice! Sarwar ... now that is one right joke!

        Yusufzai, you might like this (<---)

        Nokia, you're a classic! Hilarious stuff!

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