Post your funny conversations

[Gulalai]

I say:
21:14:22
BOO

She says:
21:14:39
Baaaabeeee

I say:
21:15:11
wassupppppppp (:
ok i have to admit

21:15:30
i wasn't going to come on cuz i've been so distracted and haven't got anything done
but i couldnt resist our ocnversations LOL

21:15:41
*conversaions
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

21:16:10
it my time of day to be weird ok -__-

21:25:25
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
thanks for replying
hahahahahahahaha


hahaha she finally responded 4 minutes later.... she was "eating"

[Gulalai]

One of my old friend started posting on the Fb picture of the dead mother of my american friend.


Him: da sta hagha gf da.....

Me: mara da khudai na o yarega da kho da cancer na mra shwa...

Then she posted on the Pic of her mother...
Her: Its so rude to post on a different language on my dead mother.

Me: oh sorry, my friend is new to facebook and he doesnt understand these rules ,with a wink

!!!
omg that's so bad

[Master Khan]

One of my old friend started posting on the Fb picture of the dead mother of my american friend.


Him: da sta hagha gf da.....

Me: mara da khudai na o yarega da kho da cancer na mra shwa...

Then she posted on the Pic of her mother...
Her: Its so rude to post on a different language on my dead mother.

Me: oh sorry, my friend is new to facebook and he doesnt understand these rules ,with a wink

LOL!! yaara kho

[KhyberKhan]

Me: Hello, What you doing?

Friend: Eating M&M's?

Me: Why you taking so flipping long to reply?

Friend: Whenever I get a package of plain M&M’s, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. Does red rule? I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&M’s are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&M’s as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free bag of plain M&M’s. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.There can be only one.

[Gulalai]

Me: Hello, What you doing?

Friend: Eating M&M's?

Me: Why you taking so flipping long to reply?

Friend: Whenever I get a package of plain M&M’s, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. Does red rule? I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&M’s are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&M’s as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free bag of plain M&M’s. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.There can be only one.

i didn't even the read the whole thing but i started laughing hahahahahahahahahahaha that always happens to me

[Shehbaz Khan]

lol :D good tapic :p

[Digital Malang]

Esapxaya pa yahoo chat bande der Maza, kharab bade kee :D

[Master Khan]

my cousin said oy frish i have cleavege..it made me laugh soooooooooooooooooooooooo much cux not only is he is a boy but hes 8..haha

Lol!! well who is going to explain that to him

[Al Hanif]

[Gulalai]

hk: who is this...
someone: sorry? i dont think i know you
hk: i think i know u from somewhere
hk: u used to work for me in a company, where i was the boss....
someone: sorry, i dont rcognize you. Where did you think you know me from?
someone: i've never worked for anyone in my life.
hk: i recognise you though...i am sure u know who i am...
someone: you might be mistaken
hk: lol...nope im not mistaken G
hk: dont get scared, im harmless....
soemone: i do not understand why you are so certain. . . this is very odd
hk: ok be in denial...
hk: i am sure because im sure..its like telling someone wats the colour of the sky. He says blue and u are like are u sure...
someone: denial?
hk: shud i tell u from where i know u...as if u dont know already
hk: lol
someone: i dont know who you are but sure go ahead
hk: haha
hk: ur a pashtana right
hk: pukhto poyege?
hk: chindakha pejane?
hk: chai ske?
someone: what?
someone: am i a what? i dont understand
hk: da kedeshi sa bal sa bala da...zan me wusharmawal.
hk: oh i might be wrong, i thought u were a pashtana they are girls who are from the jungle.
someone: the jungle? how are there women from the jungle?
someone: where are you from?
hk: well these women are from the jungle, they cook all day and are good at multi tasking. Washing dishes, looking after 10 children. But you havent heard of them. They are really strong
someone: is pushtana connected to pashtun?
someone: sorry i mean pashtana
hk: stop pretending u dont know...
someone: i am so confused []
hk: pashtana are cousins of pashtuns
hk: yea u confuest
someone: you mean confused? well isn't pashtuns an ethnicity? so how can pashtana be their cousins?
hk: oh sorry for spelling mistake...pashtun is ethnicity but pashtana is an ethnicity as well. So they are cousins like arab and jews
someone: arab and jews are not cousins
someone: if pashtana is an ethnicity why cant i find anything on wikipedia?
hk: they are cousins
hk: sa lewanai da...tobah
someone: how so? what language are you speaking?
hk: arab are cousins of jews. Arabs are from Ishaq (as) and jews from ismail (as)
hk: no its other way round i think
hk: im speaking swahili
someone: oh interesting. . .
hk: i am better than wikipedia
hk: no need for that
someone: swahili!? wow! that's awsome
hk: thanks
someone: you're welcome
hk: ok now just stop being in denial
someone: in denial of what sir?
hk: gosh...
hk: in denial of ur existence
someone: i dont understand. . .
hk: wat will u understand i wonder
someone: ?
hk: lol
hk: takra jinay ye...
someone: what does that mean?
hk: u know wat it means
someone: i dont speak swahili
hk: haha
hk: u are funny
someone: why??
hk: coz u dont speak swahili
hk: so wat language do u speak
hk: i might know them
someone: dont laugh at me because i dont speak swahili.
someone: i speak english
hk: u are discriminating against swahili its not good
hk: yea i speak english as well kana
someone: you are discriminating against me by laughing at my lacking ability to speak swahili.
someone: i can see that sir
hk: kha kha
hk: no za sa wukum
someone: what??
hk: bala
someone: what is bala?
hk: its like mean not again
hk: like u sayin im discriminating
hk: im not
someone: i dont understand you
hk: sorry are u confuest
someone: what does confuset mean?
hk: its tbag from prison break
hk: he says that in his lines
hk: do u watch prison break
someone: no.
someone: but what does it mean?
someone: does he also speak swahili?
hk: no he speaks american
hk: it means confused
someone: ooh
someone: why does he say it with a t?
hk: because hes dumb
hk: he spent his life in prison
hk: poor guy
hk: its not his fault
someone: oh
hk: im going to go off in a bit
hk: just wanna say
hk: few last words
someone: ok
hk: lol
hk: stop being in denial
hk: ever heard the name gulalai
hk: lol
someone: no what does it mean
hk: haha
someone: ?

LOOOL *facepalm*