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    How to impress a women

    How to impress a woman!
    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN! Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, make her laugh, take her shopping, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN! Show up naked, - bring beer!
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    you got the impress a man thing wrong its meant to be:
    show up naked and play COD with us :D
    Ka Makh De Rana Hear Sho No Jehan Ba Rana Hear She
    Ka Nom De Rana Hear Sho No Khpal Zan Ba Rana Her She[

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rubberduck View Post
      How to impress a woman!
      HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN! Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, make her laugh, take her shopping, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

      HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN! Show up naked, - bring beer!
      right im going to walk up to a random woman, kiss her, stroke her, caress her...lol id be in jail
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      *You cannot climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets*

      Originally posted by Karachi
      like I said, there was only one reason I pretended to be pathan, for a girl, who was from Afghan forums and also registered here

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      • #4
        r u sure ?
        lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Manzareh View Post
          right im going to walk up to a random woman, kiss her, stroke her, caress her...lol id be in jail
          lol.....with a restraining order.........or just put into a mental asylum...haha

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          • #6
            ^ theyd do a drunk test on me first or see if im under the influence of drugs!
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            *You cannot climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets*

            Originally posted by Karachi
            like I said, there was only one reason I pretended to be pathan, for a girl, who was from Afghan forums and also registered here

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            • #7
              ^ lol yeah a breathaliser.........haha........

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              • #8
                hahaha that's funny

                I am no bird, and no nest ensnares me.

                non commercial would cost less if he was in charge himself which he plans on doing. right now it's n herat but soon it will be in qanadahar.

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                • #9
                  ^ lol....i didnt know that was your cup of tea

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                  • #10
                    I'm pretty sure there's already a similar thread around somewhere...... "How to be a Pervert 101" lol

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                    • #11
                      lol!! Good joke, but instend of beer lets have pepsi or fanta .

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Master Khan View Post
                        lol!! Good joke, but instend of beer lets have pepsi or fanta .
                        Most of the Pakistani youth i see drink it luv. Let there be no mistake, muslims indulge in all that is not permited.

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                        • #13
                          Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

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                          • #14
                            Westernisation at its best.

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                            • #15
                              lol its just a joke

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