What you want in your Prince of dreams?

[PFgulalai]

....with the pet stories and xoxoxoxxoxoxo xD hahahahah hhohohoho heheheheh *stalker*

You win.

... If only missafghanprincess knew how many lives she has touched......

[PFgulalai]

Mogambo khush huva

[Nora]

a guy who doesnt use computer lols

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

a guy who doesnt use computer lols

Good. I'm online on my calculator. Let's elope.

[Nora]

awwwwwwwww the techinlogy is getting better everyday, 2 be honest its wasting time 4 gals its aright coz most pashtun gals dont wok but boys to be online 24/7 its unbeliveable

[Nora]

i know they r but gals r mostly at home arent they?

[PFgulalai]

LOL. That qualifies as sexist comment.
Yes, Pashtun gals don't work. They are just lazy bums.

2 be honest its wasting time 4 gals its aright coz most pashtun gals dont wok but boys to be online 24/7 its unbeliveable

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

i know they r but gals r mostly at home arent they?

It's July. People are in the middle of their summer breaks.

[Nora]

agreed but still

[IamDZJ]

awwwwwwwww the techinlogy is getting better everyday, 2 be honest its wasting time 4 gals its aright coz most pashtun gals dont wok but boys to be online 24/7 its unbeliveable

so it's okay for a pashtun girl to waste her time online but it's not okay for her to get a job and make herself useful?

[Nora]

i dont mean like dat :D
the reason i said dat is coz its holiadys now and most girls works in shops and other places, and its common sense once person have career and studied obvioulsy they work whether she is pashtun or hazara

[Gaia]

Intelligence should be valued more.

A man can be handsome but he can be a dimbo.

I am handsome and I am smart, Ya I said it.

See, Shlombay, I absolutelly adore you when you come up with your "Ya, I said it" affirmations! hahaahahah

[Gaia]

I was just wandering what qualities you would like to see in your life partner?

I would like to see the following:

1) In case he prays five times a day I would like him not to wake me up in the middle of night to seek forgiveness and would appreciate if he arranges for hot water himself to wash his various visible and invisible organs.

2) I would like him to be ready for the breakfast only after having a bath and on a certain time so I don’t go through the unpleasant feeling of online cook available at anytime.

3) I would like him to refrain from any frivolous acts in the day time if they are meant for the night and vice versa so that he doesn’t loose his sense of orientation and start behaving in a queer way.

4) I would appreciate if he avoids exploring any public or private parts of his body in the presence of others so that other people should not get the impression that he is concerned about their absence or is ignorant about their morphological or physical properties.

5) I would really like that either he should not piss while treading on way facing open air or a window which has the probability of getting opened any time and if he has biological compulsion then I would like that he should not reserve a hand to take care of his private organ so that if a stranger is asked about his act then the stranger is told that "the man whose one hand is inside his trouser is sharpening his tool" to the surprise of the questioner.

6) I would like that while he wears the shirt or trouser he should make sure that no button is missing so that he does not have to go through the unpleasant pain of getting pinched by a needle after he commits that mistake. This will be specially appreciated in case of pants as the absence of a button in the pants and the subsequent pinching of the needle will have dire consequences on his masculine features.

7) I would like that if we go for shopping he first ask me to choose a suit instead of imposing his choice on me which in many cases is the output of oppressed sexual desires according to Sigmund Freud and results in the choice of a suit which is good for a show in a circus.

8) I would appreciate that he "may" buy a suit for his mother or sister with a guilt feeling without letting me know about this heinous crime against wives.

9) I would appreciate if he wear underwear before going to a mixed gathering to avoid any risk of sudden activation of testosterone level due to his unrealised fantasies.

To be continued.......Will reflect on other socio-cultural aspects later

I'm now anxiously waiting for the continuation! Great observations you broght there.

[Alia]

You win.

... If only missafghanprincess knew how many lives she has touched......

hahahaahaah xD i don´t understand it xD

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

hahahaahaah xD i don´t understand it xD

LoOlOOLoLolOLoLOlOLoLolOLol ROFL(chairman)MAO xD dat`s y ve luv uuuu xD xO