Jokes

[Nima Khan Abdali]

Hey folks! Let us share the jokes that we know here and see which joke is the best.

Here goes my joke.

There's this man who after drinking all the evening to the midnight in a pub finally goes out for the bus home. Bus comes and he gets on, advances to a back seat which is free, and sits, right in front of an old, small and old-fashioned lady. While the man is rubbing his eyes, the old lady stares at him in both pity and disgust, and she calls out to him: "Young man, you're going to 'ell!" The young man, in surprise: "Owwww really? Then I'm in the wrong bus. I had to go to Fulham."

[IamDZJ]

[Manzareh]

Hey folks! Let us share the jokes that we know here and see which joke is the best.

Here goes my joke.

There's this man who after drinking all the evening to the midnight in a pub finally goes out for the bus home. Bus comes and he gets on, advances to a back seat which is free, and sits, right in front of an old, small and old-fashioned lady. While the man is rubbing his eyes, the old lady stares at him in both pity and disgust, and she calls out to him: "Young man, you're going to 'ell!" The young man, in surprise: "Owwww really? Then I'm in the wrong bus. I had to go to Fulham."

Whats the difference between alcoholics and people like you?

alcoholics should be in bars, people like you should be behind bars.

[Nima Khan Abdali]

Whats the difference between alcoholics and people like you?

alcoholics should be in bars, people like you should be behind bars.

Nice joke.

[Nima Khan Abdali]

Once upon a time in an arab country everbody used to wear cloaks and no underwears under that. So whenever it's windy, all what they have used to appear. Once a good governor comes to the power and forbids cloaks to be worn by people or if they want to wear it, they had to wear underwear under that. Then one guy wears a cloak and no underwear under it andd in the first time it's windy, it's easily noticed. So the jandarms takes him to the court. The judge asks the man: "Name"

"walad bin rauf bin dogsh.t"

"married or not?"

"I'm married with 5 wifes and 82 children."

Upon this, judge announces the decision.

"Released, since he has no time to wear underwear."

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^ lol

[Nazar]

A cannibal man and his son walks into the jungle to hunt for their breakfast. After a while, they come across an extremely skinny woman. The son asks his father if she could be a good meal.
The father says: "No son, she is just a skeleton with no flesh at all"
Later on, they see a fat and chubby woman and the son again can't resist. The father avoids and says: "No son, she's got too much fat, bad for health"

Then appears a beautiful and young lady with all her prettiness. The boy asks one more time if they can eat her.

Father: "Na Bachay, da ba kor ta bozo aw sta mor ba okhro"

[Ajwan]

one day alraesi was sitting on an online forum trolling on it to its ground so suddenly he gets reported by all the users and kicked out and then hacked

[کیش]

Mac and Cheese..... Get it? Mac and Cheese

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

Whats the difference between alcoholics and people like you?

alcoholics should be in bars, people like you should be behind bars.

Well said, Manzareh.

Death or jail to racists!

[tor_khan]

A cannibal man and his son walks into the jungle to hunt for their breakfast. After a while, they come across an extremely skinny woman. The son asks his father if she could be a good meal.
The father says: "No son, she is just a skeleton with no flesh at all"
Later on, they see a fat and chubby woman and the son again can't resist. The father avoids and says: "No son, she's got too much fat, bad for health"

Then appears a beautiful and young lady with all her prettiness. The boy asks one more time if they can eat her.

Father: "Na Bachay, da ba kor ta bozo aw sta mor ba okhro"

That made me laugh.

[khushal]

eewa wraz yaw kas de kelee na khar ta raghay.
khar ta che raghay no wey leedo che yaw kas maney kharsayee.
mekh ta yee waraghay hay stergo mekh ta yee wertha las ghwazawoo.
mano kharsawunkay wertha wewayl "da se kay leewanay sheway kho ne yee"
sarey wertha we wey "wey ma wey che rund yee domra maney dey mekh ta pratey deey aw nee khorey"
sarey wertha wewey "ka da wekhora no kar ba senga we chalom"
bel wertha weweyl "kha za zeey khorme"

I heard this one before and it still makes me laugh.

There was an old man and his son traveling with their mule. They came upon a village and they overheard one of the villigers say "look at those two idiots, why do they have mule, why isnt one of them riding the mule" so the son got on and kept traveling. They came upon another village and overheard a villger say "look how baisharma the son is, letting his old father walk while he rides." so the son got down and let the father ride and traveled on. They came upon another village and they overheard a villager say "look at the crual man, forcing his son to walk while he rides." So then they both got on the mule and continued their travel. They came upon another village and over heard a villager say "look at those two crual people, dont they see how tired the mule is, they have no sympathy for the mule and both fatties are riding it." So they both got of the mule and ended where they started.

Moral of the story "you cant make everyone happy"

[Hakim Khan Urgonai]

There was an old man and his son traveling with their mule. They came upon a village and they overheard one of the villigers say "look at those two idiots, why do they have mule, why isnt one of them riding the mule" so the son got on and kept traveling. They came upon another village and overheard a villger say "look how baisharma the son is, letting his old father walk while he rides." so the son got down and let the father ride and traveled on. They came upon another village and they overheard a villager say "look at the crual man, forcing his son to walk while he rides." So then they both got on the mule and continued their travel. They came upon another village and over heard a villager say "look at those two crual people, dont they see how tired the mule is, they have no sympathy for the mule and both fatties are riding it." So they both got of the mule and ended where they started.

Moral of the story "you cant make everyone happy"

I know this one. Reminds me of Mullah Nasruddin.

[RevolutionThroughReason]

I have a joke

there was a self hating, Iranian guy with an inferiority complex who thought he was white , sometimes he'd go on to forums and pretend he's a North Africa Berber....and then his picture was shown to a bunch of White Nationalists...and the white nationalists said

"you wouldn't be white even if you covered yourself head to toe in stucco"

get it? get it? baaaaaahaaaahaaaa

[tor_khan]

Buffalax

Apparently with subtitles. .

Benny Lava by Buffalax - YouTube