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[tor_khan]

I don't like to butcher a language, but this was dropped into my email Inbox and it made me smile for a minute:

“TAGAY CROW”




Once wraz one kargha was thagay.
Agha was finding oba.
But oba was charta hum na.
He teredo from a jungel na.
He walido one mangay.
Khu oba was lagey.
He soch oko one plan.
He picked some kanri manri into the mangay.
Oba was ochati come.
He drank da zra da khlasa.

MORAL: Pukhto da english mor da.

[amna.]

LOL. That made me laugh, Thanks!

[Iqra]

hahahahaha that was cute!

[Son of Mountains]

LOL....nice read
it was an old sms....i recieved many weeks ago.
thanx to share it tor jana

[Niazmina]

ROFL Thanks for posting this Tor khana

[Levanaye Zalmaye]

I don't like to butcher a language, but this was dropped into my email Inbox and it made me smile for a minute:

“TAGAY CROW”




Once wraz one kargha was thagay.
Agha was finding oba.
But oba was charta hum na.
He teredo from a jungel na.
He walido one mangay.
Khu oba was lagey.
He soch oko one plan.
He picked some kanri manri into the mangay.
Oba was ochati come.
He drank da zra da khlasa.

MORAL: Pukhto da english mor da.

lol thanks. I shall now SMS this to all my friends, thanks to my bundle SMS package.

[Admin Khan]

Haha! Good one!

[tor_khan]

Here's a funny that was emailed to me today:

My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill.I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly, John

P.S. Congratulations on winning the state lottery.

[Nokia_Apridy]

SAIT(Sardar) wrote a letter to Bill Gates;

Sardar wrote a letter to Bill Gates;

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems in it, which I want to bring into your notice.

Problem #1
All alphabets of key board are not found in sequence like ABCD...etc. All alphabets should be in order. So please make it in order.

Problem # 2
There is a 'Start' Button but there is no 'Stop' button in this computer.

Problem # 3
Is there any 'scooter' available in the system. Because I just found 're-cycle' bin in this system.

Problem # 4
My child has learnt 'Microsoft word' but he hasn't learnt 'Microsoft sentence' yet. Can you please install Microsoft sentence in it.

Problem # 5
We have to use this computer in home, but the system having only 'Microsoft office. Please provide facility of 'Microsoft home' as well.

Problem # 6
One last question, we also need to have 'Microsoft doors' in this computer, because its only having 'Microsoft Windows'.

Hope you will help us soon.

Yours truly,
Sardar.

[Son of Mountains]

ha ha ha....very good

and
this is new version of grana Nokia......in english

[spogmai shaglay]

something is tickling me toooooo to share this with all of u....

A poetry competition asked for a 2-line rhyme with the most romantic 1st line and the least unromantic 2nd line....
this i sthe winning poem...

My darling, my love, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you ruined my whole life...

i see your face when i am dreaming,
tht's why i always wake up screaming...

kind, intelligent and hot,
thi sdescibed everything you are not....

i love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, i am very good at telling lies..............