Never mess with women

[Dervaish]

Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:36:15 -0700
From: raufsiddiqi@rogers.com
To:

Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.


Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH



His wife replied...


TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the
Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope
I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi


NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN!!



Rauf Siddiqi

[kakargirl]

LOL haha thats funny haha.

[Gulalai]

LOL!! Oh goodness, that's not even ok

[IamDZJ]

so basically if you don't give women money they will participate in immoral behavior?? and that is supposed to be a joke?? hahaha

[Karachi]

history of sardar jokes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardarji_jokes

hindus started making fun of them

[Azad Khel]

Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:36:15 -0700
From: raufsiddiqi@rogers.com
To:

Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.


Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH



His wife replied...


TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the
Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope
I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi


NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN!!



Rauf Siddiqi

Being an Accountant I counted these kisses as Follows:

Milk man 2 kisses
Electricity man 7 kisses
Landlord (3x30) 90 kisses
Miscellanious Items 40 kisses

Total 139 kisses

Defficiency 39 kisses

"Please send another 39 kisses to cover the defficiency dear Tinku key Pappa".This should be her concluding remarks..................auo ka sanga ...........

[Shehbaz Khan]

^ lol :d