(Coughs: *Ahem*: Tukhee rabande lagedalee da.) I was walking, minding my own business and I tripped, stumbled and fell right here and found myself in this wonderful place.

Pa garzedan lag starey stoman yam, kho pa Salaamoona raglam. Safar me lag ugad de, kho dalta ba lag shaan dama wakhlam. Sheen chai ba tayar we? Wasara lag shanti wreje? Duwara ba yow zai keno, tsa khyaal? Da waya BLS Jaan chi tsanga ye? Kor/kar de pa zai?

Kala, kala, khpal zaan lag khkara kawa.