God. So it wasn't your wedding? Damn I think I must have watched re runs of jerry springer. I so swear that it was you sitting up there with the malnourished black ghetto dude pimp thing. I mean the same cheap clothes, the fat nose, and that bleached out mullet. Damn. So confusing. Guess you've got that look.

Btw that was black currant ribena. You know too well that it was mine. Everyone knows I hate strawberry one. Last time I drank it I puked all over your peacock pink dress. You know that ugly thing you bought for a fiver at the sales. Hahah. The look on your face. I mean you cried like for a straight week. You couldn't get the smell out.

Rochelle not getting married. She is half way through her divorce. Unless you mean rochellana. Well if it's her god knows.

So how's the mono brow. Seriously sort it. You look like freaking shrek. That's not a compliment btw.