Whassap. How comes you never online? How's married life? Was it what you expected. The wedding was great. Glamorous. Just like you wanted. And you looked gorgeous ... Ahem for pimply blonde moose.

Hows the honeymoon. I know you never wanted anyone to know. But like I totally love gossip girlfriend. So like yeah.

Tamika gone fat. Saw her the other day. She gained like 3 stone. She blames it on Ben and jerrys. U know after the depression of getting caught with tyrones uncle sharing a big mac at the drive through. I mean he's like 64. But that tam is a man eater.

Tyrones hooked up with Gita. You know that rat faced girl working at patels grocers. I heard she is preggers. But her moms pissed. Dad threatend to kick her out the house. But she's like he my man and I'm in love.

Poundland got a sale. Digestives are like 50p. Bargain. And the choc fingers. Yummy. Not gonna share with u .. I remember last time you ate the whole freaking pack and drank my ribena. U know I love my ribena.