This is where i will give out the PF Awards :hmm:

The Most Loyal Award goes to..............RANGEENA!

The Most Confuset award goes to......... FAHD!

The Most Lost Award goes to............... AYUB! :(

The Lala Land award goes to................ SAIFULLAH! for thinking he can be gone for a year and still be boss LOL!

The What a Joke Award goes to........... Bollywood GANGSTER!

The Topak Award goes to.................... MASTER KHAN!

The Smarty Pants Award goes to........... BARAKZAI ABDALI wror! idk his posts are efficient

The Poetry Award goes to.................... FEROZ AFRIDI lala!

The Pashto Language award goes to...... NOKIA wror!

The Religion Award goes to................... SANGAR! lol



more to come later because i have to go now :ashamed: lol

I was away for a year, but i am a guerilla fighter....

Shoddy the foreigner award!

the most bravest award goes to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> azmaray :evilgrin:

The Wanna-Be Award goes to............ SHAMLAWAR! yeah you know, Digital malang :hmm:

The Business Award goes to............... SAHIL!

The Most Likely To Be Tracked Down By The US Government Award goes to.... ADAM! hahaha

The Paranoid Award goes to.............. UNKNOWNPRINCE!

The Kanzala Award goes to............... GRAVEYARDOFEMPIRES! hahah

The Rudest Award goes to................ dzj.

The Fashionista Award goes to.......... LAILA!

The Food Award goes to................... SHEENKAY!

The Attan Award goes to.................. FEROZA BANU! if only she was here :shy:

The Long Haired Weirdo Award goes to... IDIOT!

:P

the most dead award goes to graveyardofempires

i was actually going to say that but then i thought i'd give him the kanzale award instead & he'll understand why lool :P

i disagree.

you should have given me the pakicrusher award or phatan exposer
kanzeley?they ask for it and they get it.

@ saifullah

you should have gotten the lashmak award

i disagree.

you should have given me the pakicrusher award or phatan exposer
kanzeley?they ask for it and they get it.

@ saifullah

you should have gotten the lashmak award

What kind of awards ceremony is this??? You don't get to choose your own award. Go sit down in the audience and wait to be called out.

What kind of awards ceremony is this??? You don't get to choose your own award. Go sit down in the audience and wait to be called out.
so who did the choosing?you?

than luffy must get the king award.

i have known luffy for almost three years now. i have never seen him be disrespectful towards anyone. he can do just fine with an award bestowed upon him by either of you.

everyone be quite and listen to Tor Khan lala lol


The Earwax Award goes to.................. LUFFY!

The Boss Award goes to....................... TOR_KHAN lala!

The Sabr Award goes to........................ ADMIN KHAN lala!

The Purple Award goes to...................... MAYANA!

The Muslimah Award goes to.................. GULEY/PALWASHA! if only she was here :shy:

The Crazy ABC Award goes to................. ESAPXAI! or something like that :P

The PF Movie Director Award goes to........ SHAMAR!

The Old Man Award goes to..................... HARIS!

The Kangaroo Award goes to................... JAMALUDEEN!

The Cup Cake Award goes to................... IQRA!

HAHA :p)....dRVSH LALA ....SAHIL ....TIMBU........DA PRAKHO.......

so who did the choosing?you?

than luffy must get the king award.

Luffy doesn't represent me. I don't represent Luffy. In your attempts at trying to make a point Graveyard you are hanging onto a kind of fabrication of your own imagination.

Not that I should make any of my conversations with anyone public, but I have expressed clear differences with Luffy in private over some of his postings that would be construed at causing disharmony.

But when you insist on foisting your name calling of people on others, Graveyard, I raise a public objection. You are also in danger of losing credibility by telling people whom you don't agree with to leave the forum as you have done. This is not only your house. If you want to promote Pashtoons, think akhlaaq. Sure Pashtoons need to look out for their own interests, but there are many occasions where yours is probably the worst example of non-melmastiya. You are only being asked to think twice Graveyard.

^
arent you calling me name right now "graveyard"?

so since when do we do melmastiya to people who try to mess with our honour?
i use the freedom of expression/speech which im entitled to.

i asking someone to leave or asking for a ban is only for exposer purposes or in last case about a moderator who is biased.

on the other note i was mistaking,this forum is actually just another forum where we can bash pukhtane and create a false image,while countered we should think twice.

This award show better have a performance. Im getting bored and my entourage is getting restless. And a restless entourage ges out of hand quick

•sips from a flask discreetly•

•throws up Toronto gang signs at Admin Khans table•

dont try to start a gang fight now :glare: or else i'll have to call security, anyways dont worry, heres some entertainment

*Idiot walks in* YO BARAKZAI ABDALI I-I'm really happy for you, i'mma let you finish, but Randolph really had the smartest posts of all time. Some of the best posts of all time! http://www.createblog.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif *walks off stage*

YouTube - ‪Actual footage-Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMA's‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ8SqrB0rCU&feature=related)[/U]

i couldnt find the actual video footage in good quality, so there you go.

ANYWAYS, moving on..............

To whom goes the spammer award?

:runaround:
:runaround:
:runaround:

This award show better have a performance. Im getting bored and my entourage is getting restless. And a restless entourage ges out of hand quick

•sips from a flask discreetly•

•throws up Toronto gang signs at Admin Khans table•

Afghan Fighting Gorillas? LOL

dont try to start a gang fight now :glare: or else i'll have to call security, anyways dont worry, heres some entertainment

*Idiot walks in* YO BARAKZAI ABDALI I-I'm really happy for you, i'mma let you finish, but Randolph really had the smartest posts of all time. Some of the best posts of all time! http://www.createblog.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif *walks off stage*

YouTube - ‪Actual footage-Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMA's‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ8SqrB0rCU&feature=related)[/U]

i couldnt find the actual video footage in good quality, so there you go.

ANYWAYS, moving on..............

classic!!

The Old Man Award goes to..................... HARIS!


That's funny lol considering I am probably one of the youngest members of this forum (as far as I am aware the only person younger than me is Zari and she has been inactive for weeks).


...but either way, i'll take it as a compliment :)

i gave you the old man award because of that time when i didnt check the year you were talking about hahaha :ashamed:

Awards are being distributed mashallah

lol emkhan sta war ba hum rashi inshallah

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... LOL
zama award na dai pakaar. maa ta pata da che dalta khalqo ta sa qisma awards melawigi. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The Fashionista Award goes to.......... LAILA!



:laugh1: how predictable

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... LOL
zama award na dai pakaar. maa ta pata da che dalta khalqo ta sa qisma awards melawigi. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Yara der woKhyar ye

the mother and father of all awards in this thread goes to = Sherlock.

You maybe somebody's mother, but father come on...

The Plain Award goes to.............. EMKHAN!

The Least Likely To Get An Award Award goes to... GhatSar!

The Hallucination Award goes to... oh there's a tie! SHERLOCK and KHANLALA!

The Shiny Head Award goes to..... SCIMITARXEDGE!

The Hulk Award goes to.............. MANZAREH! lol

The Gel Award goes to............... AMIR AL GHAZNAVI!

The Jack In The Box Award goes to..... MWMN!

The 50s/60's Award Goes to............... FAYE!

The One Liner Award goes to............. RANDOLPH!

The Info and "HEY! Who's flooding?? oh, it's just him" Awards goes to....... DIN lala!

Your just jelly..my priend..

The Plain Award ???

you are so waste -Gualai

:fighting::fighting::fighting:

The confused award-ghirat aka tbag aka 12345

The Plain Award ???

i didnt know what to give you, so i asked others, and they didnt know either looool :blushes:

The confused award-ghirat aka tbag aka 12345

:running:
i will allow this.

The shemale real pukhtun-khan lala

i didnt know what to give you, so i asked others, and they didnt know either looool :blushes:

Take your award back or exchange it. I don't like this one.

Your just jelly..my priend..
you are cat

Ungrateful award-emkhan

The shemale real pukhtun-khan lala

you want me to prove you how real pashtun i'm?

no prove to sherlock

Award for Chunni Goes to = Saifullah... after he invented.. this mantra..

WAZEEFA RAWREY KHUDAI MO BAKHA

chunni wats dat?

Take your award back or exchange it. I don't like this one.

all my hard work put into each and every award, and now this? :cryy::cryy::cryy:
should i freak out like this now?
YouTube - Aryana TV Clip Viewers Choice FUNNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVdgffJpFYY&feature=related)

was the Kanye/Idiot incident not enough? you people just love the drama >.<

Its ok... leave it.

chunni wats dat?

you dont know what a chunni is..and you call yourself a doctor...bageesuz

i study in english...not punjabi

You might call yourself a doctor..but in peshawer.. they are called..morda shoi.

chunni daal?

stop flooding my thread :sad1:

chunni...wat the hell is dat. Sherlock been spendin too much time wid punjabis...

Your face!!!

you are so mean to me.

@ gang
its not flooding, big mouth!

Your face is confused

seriously though stop. there are enough threads out there to flood but this isn't one of them :shy:

seriously though stop. there are enough threads out there to flood but this isn't one of them :shy:
:hug1"

is this your thread? we are trying hard to get the best award from your hands gualai jane

http://www.ctcomandos.com/images/AFG23.png

http://www.ctcomandos.com/images/AFG23.png
...whats this suppose to mean? are you in the photo... I think..that old man sleeping..fits your description

its the awards ceremony u buffoon.

lol
no, he is trying to say that he is waiting for the award, and he fell alseep; while waiting for his name to announce

its the awards ceremony u buffoon.

I am not a buffoon, i am a butterfly..

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-haters-gonna-hate.jpg

Leave your jokes for the parties they're too funny. :dead:

Your face is a joke. Leave your face for the parties.

your face is a cliche....

becos his face is ugly and when he wants to say something ugly, he mentions his face
lmao

Your face is like Queen Elizabeths buttocks...

shame on you!
talking to is waste of time so let me ignore you gaadaa

shame on you!
talking to is waste of time so let me ignore you gaadaa

I am not a gaddaa. i am a butterfly...told you before..

Your face is a gaddaa

who cares who you are? no one, so better stop your chatting sh!t!

Your face is a gaddaa

i know that your face is, btw you need a tail as well :wub:

your face is sh!t

oh now its sh!t, i feel so bad for you now

your face is bad.

you can talk!
i know how i'm do not have to tell me how i'm!

i would stop it here becos if i carry on it would be forever!
you lil retard!

your face is a lil retard.

both of ur faces have mutated now can u give us a break. ive had enough of ur faces

your face had a mutation..and like alchemist says...mutations are not beneficial.. you look hidious.

The Plain Award goes to.............. EMKHAN!

The Least Likely To Get An Award Award goes to... GhatSar!

The Hallucination Award goes to... oh there's a tie! SHERLOCK and KHANLALA!

The Shiny Head Award goes to..... SCIMITARXEDGE!

The Hulk Award goes to.............. MANZAREH! lol

The Gel Award goes to............... AMIR AL GHAZNAVI!

The Jack In The Box Award goes to..... MWMN!

The 50s/60's Award Goes to............... FAYE!

The One Liner Award goes to............. RANDOLPH!

The Info and "HEY! Who's flooding?? oh, it's just him" Awards goes to....... DIN lala!




Thank you Gul for giving this award.
Thanks again.

your face is a lil retard.

on your face, like if you have one!

Thank you Gul for giving this award.
Thanks again.

what a gentleman...

what a gentleman...

Thank you gentleman

he is a mutated butterfly not gentleman

Your face is a gentlewoman.

Thank you gentleman

Thank you sire!

Thank you Gul for giving this award.
Thanks again.

You're Welcome Emkhan (:

se khafa shawe kho ba na ye? lol that was not my intention :/

it was her intention but forgive her

You're Welcome Emkhan (:

se khafa shawe kho ba na ye? lol that was not my intention :/

Awards unintentionally na warkolay kigi.

-Gulalai, why would you intentionally say such a thing..gosh.. no manners..

Awards unintentionally na warkolay kigi.

no i mean it wasn't my intentions to upset you, i thought you would just laugh it off
I'm sorry if i offended you :shy:
i'll give you another award in the next round lol

you naughty girl gulalai..

Friendliest Poster - khashayar
Least Friendly Poster - -gulalai
Most Helpful Poster - khashayar
Least Helpful Poster - -gulalai
Biggest Post***** -
Most Random Poster - khan lala
Best Overall Poster - khashayar
Worst Overall Poster - -gulalai
Funniest Poster - khashayar
Least Funny Poster - -gulalai
Smartest Poster - khashayar
Stupidest Poster - ?
Most Interesting Poster - khashayar
Who Am I? (Least noticed Poster) – -gulalai
Sexiest Male- emkhan
Sexiest Female-faye

i would like to thank my parents, gulalai, admin khan, batman, the brave people of afghanistan, and ace ventura pet detective.

http://mutahed.com/images/untitled.jpg

-applause-

http://www.instructables.com/image/FBRWYRZGB5HE3FX/Personal-Applause-Sign.jpg

http://www.instructables.com/image/FBRWYRZGB5HE3FX/Personal-Applause-Sign.jpg

Friendliest Poster - khashayar
Least Friendly Poster - -gulalai
Most Helpful Poster - khashayar
Least Helpful Poster - -gulalai
Biggest Post***** -
Most Random Poster - khan lala
Best Overall Poster - khashayar
Worst Overall Poster - -gulalai
Funniest Poster - khashayar
Least Funny Poster - -gulalai
Smartest Poster - khashayar
Stupidest Poster - ?
Most Interesting Poster - khashayar
Who Am I? (Least noticed Poster) – -gulalai
Sexiest Male- emkhan
Sexiest Female-faye




Where am I?

Friendliest Poster - khashayar
Least Friendly Poster - -gulalai
Most Helpful Poster - khashayar
Least Helpful Poster - -gulalai
Biggest Post***** -
Most Random Poster - khan lala
Best Overall Poster - khashayar
Worst Overall Poster - -gulalai
Funniest Poster - khashayar
Least Funny Poster - -gulalai
Smartest Poster - khashayar
Stupidest Poster - ?
Most Interesting Poster - khashayar
Who Am I? (Least noticed Poster) – -gulalai
Sexiest Male- emkhan
Sexiest Female-faye



fraud.

Best Person to go on a Road trip HAVE A GREAT TIME and eat burgers and tacos with..: LAILA

^ Afareen ;)

I have taught you well

fraud.


the polls never lie....verified by the UN of fair polling institute

u floodrs ruined my thread


i request the mods to delete all useless posts,
pleas and thank you :hmm:

u floodrs ruined my thread


i request the mods to delete all useless posts,
pleas and thank you :hmm:


starting with yours

laila: the best laila award

admin khan: the best statesmen award

sangar: the sufis make me sick award

dzj: i dont give a f*ck but in secret i do award

xedge: i know what i know and i dont need u niggas houndin me award

emkhan: unknown man in avatar award

alchemist: i know what i know and i dont need u niggas houndin me award 2

qunduz: likes to harass people via pm for no good reason award

gululai: best award presenter award

noorzai: likes to use his mouth to scrub toilets in the bagram baracks even though he could use a scrubber but doesn't out of patriotic duty to people who make fun of his accent and call him haji but he just laughs along even though he is crying on the inside award.

^ LOL....but i dont understand mine :S

laila: the best laila award

admin khan: the best statesmen award

sangar: the sufis make me sick award

dzj: i dont give a f*ck but in secret i do award

xedge: i know what i know and i dont need u niggas houndin me award

emkhan: unknown man in avatar award

alchemist: i know what i know and i dont need u niggas houndin me award 2

gululai: best award presenter award


lol dumra manam

but i wouldnt say that to or about qanduz or noorzai :P

^ LOL....but i dont understand mine :S

u are the best laila this forum has ever had, and i want u to keep it up.

^ Awww thanks bro!

And you are the best Randolph any Afghan/Pashtun forum has had ;)

You are bad Randolph.

i gave emkhan sexiest male award

b b b b b baaad

na na na naa

i need to know who that man in his av is. its driving me crazy.

i need to know who that man in his av is. its driving me crazy.

He is late Gen Akhtar Abdurrahmaan. Are you going to change your decision now ?

a quick wiki read has shown me he was an isi agent

emkhan: makes me do a google search and lead me to a wiki profile based on man i dont know from avatar award.

The shemale real pukhtun-khan lala

dont calll me your name!

I Officially own this thread..

I Officially own this thread..

has anyone ever told you how annoying you are??? -_-
seriouslyyyyyy! :fighting:

http://www.layout.org/resources/620/graphic.gif

you can share that with khaswhatever

Your face is annoying

wrora nokia and pashto, mashallah!!!

Patkai Award goes to......... TORKHAM lala :D

No face award-Sherlock
The person who said face the most-Sherlock
The most annoying award-Sherlock

He is missing in action, so his shemale companion Khan Lala will take it on his behalf

Don't I get any awards

****steals all the awards. sets them on fire. dusts off her hands and skirt making sure no one saw her. walks away****

i have known luffy for almost three years now. i have never seen him be disrespectful towards anyone. he can do just fine with an award bestowed upon him by either of you.

Shut up lema dung face. Start talking about respect and who shows it when you show some self respect to your old wrinkly face and get some plastic surgery.

Shut up lema dung face. Start talking about respect and who shows it when you show some self respect to your old wrinkly face and get some plastic surgery.
i can very well tell the difference between someone who deserves a slap in the face and one who is dying for one. you are dying for one. die away. :smile1:

salam..gulalai kho jana ..feroz lala darna zaar sha...sts daira manana che za de yaad karey yam...ma ham da auss staso post waleed...zra mey khushal sho..Allah pak darla dairey khushalai naseeb ka...ameen

salam..gulalai kho jana ..feroz lala darna zaar sha...sts daira manana che za de yaad karey yam...ma ham da auss staso post waleed...zra mey khushal sho..Allah pak darla dairey khushalai naseeb ka...ameen
salamoona feroz lala,
pa khair raglai,sanga e,
nan saba mu sa darak na lagi.

i can very well tell the difference between someone who deserves a slap in the face and one who is dying for one. you are dying for one. die away. :smile1:

It would take plastic surgical slaps to fix your ugly mug. Too bad there isn't that for the mind lema haz cuz u got one ugly mind. Go ahead and try to slap me farsibaan.

salam..gulalai kho jana ..feroz lala darna zaar sha...sts daira manana che za de yaad karey yam...ma ham da auss staso post waleed...zra mey khushal sho..Allah pak darla dairey khushalai naseeb ka...ameen

walaikumasalam feroz lala, te ba da cha na her she? lol
sta zra che khwashaligi monga hum warsara khashaligew
dera manana :hmm: Khudai de taso hum kha o khwashala wosati! ameen

me get no awards

The annoying termite award goes to starga for being the queen of termites. :) congratulations..here is the award..
http://www.commercialpestcontrolperth.com.au/data/admin/images/nav/termite-award1.jpg

^fraud.

starga wait for the next round lol

be quick then lolz

@gulalai You think you so smart eh? Saying fraud ....so i can reply back "your face is a fraud" then..report it to the admins so they can ban me again..

No madam.. I won't fall for your tricks now.. so i am going to contribute positively without spamming...who knows.. in the process i might fix all the world problems..since this is some real shizz.. ya know what i mean.. its ON!! like donkey Kong.. so Hah. go trick someone else.

you still doing the same thing, didnt that lesson tought you anything?
leave gulalai and contribute positively we dont care
*_*

@sherlock hahahahahaha you wish i reported you :D

kho kha khabara da che te hela sam shwe :hmm: so who set your straight? lool

@sherlock hahahahahaha you wish i reported you :D

kho kha khabara da che te hela sam shwe :hmm: so who set your straight? lool

It is my own hoice. no body has no influence or power over me.. i am a free butterfly.... i will fly so high.. till the wind.. blows me to the other corner of the planet earth.

Stop spamming this thread otherwise i will report ... you to the admin..

The admins are seriously allergic to spam, they will rid you of your priveleges in here, and you will end up in a prison(Prison forum) where all the banned members chill. It's filled with criminals, who cannot stop spamming.. so make up your mind..

you'r the one who is spamming this thread not me if you continue i will tell admin lala

This is where i will give out the PF Awards :hmm:

The Most Loyal Award goes to..............RANGEENA!

The Most Confuset award goes to......... FAHD!

The Most Lost Award goes to............... AYUB! :(

The Lala Land award goes to................ SAIFULLAH! for thinking he can be gone for a year and still be boss LOL!

The What a Joke Award goes to........... Bollywood GANGSTER!

The Topak Award goes to.................... MASTER KHAN!

The Smarty Pants Award goes to........... BARAKZAI ABDALI wror! idk his posts are efficient

The Poetry Award goes to.................... FEROZ AFRIDI lala!

The Pashto Language award goes to...... NOKIA wror!

The Religion Award goes to................... SANGAR! lol



more to come later because i have to go now :ashamed: lol

Nicest person should go to you.

dera manana :shy:

i'm happy with just running the show lol, but thanks :D

salamoona feroz lala,
pa khair raglai,sanga e,
nan saba mu sa darak na lagi.

Grana Gadoon wala wrora..
daira manana da yadawalo sakha.
da shair khabara:

Ma Sha Heraan ka delta aw halta sar proot dey
che yow lakhkar ta makhamakh bal yow lakhkar proot dey

da sardarai da kogg patki tama ham agha kawi
da cha tandey che pa dey dar pa agha dar proot dey

tsa ba naaz wakram da tahzeeb da abadai pa sparlee
zama da gul ghundey watan pa key kandar proot dey

ma ta da zaan da maree pata pa key ham na lagi
delta pa har yow maree yow shaney sadar paroot dey.

dedicated to gadoonwal

It seems like Sherlock has mutated to another form and now he is acting different

It seems like your face has mutated into a jukebox for spitting massive amounts of sh!t. Leave me alone creep.. The admins hate me.. they will ban me..

Yea well if you stop sayin the word face maybe people will start liking you....

Me spitting massive amounts of ****? How ironic

your face is not something to like.

Well nobody forced u to look at it

Well nobody forced u to look at it

relax kid.. i am just joking with you... :hairy:

::rolleyes::

Keep your spam in one thread. Please.. I have a moral duty to keep this forum... clear of spam.

The founder of Spam keeping spam out of this forum....thats an oxymoron.

It takes a spammer to stop other spammers. Admin Khan should give me admins power so I may destroy all the spam from this forum.

That will mean u have to be an ex-spammer....and khan lala is gonna have a tough time with the new rules

sherlock remove your avatar, it offends me.
if you want i can recommend pictures of other animals less offensive.

Don't hate on babe...

can other animals do this?

AtA-FpTZOQw

Hey. now i know why everyones been ignoring me..jeez..relax

Pigs are offensive xD

Ham samwich xD

now that these flooders are gone... to be continued inshallah :hmm:

since i saw animal farm accidently i hate these animals they are soo ugly.

down with pigs.