I once told somebody che

"Sta da plaar pa khula ke dodhai dar meda kama"

He got mad at me. Lack of humor right?

na ..sha kaar nadai.

@ Admin Wo sha purra.. samdam Bandaar mu achawalay day :tongue:

mayana i thought by now you knew how much i hate sunlight...:lal9:
you be the cute midnight..okaay? :wub:

apun jhab bi hindi mein baat karta hain logh kehtey hain ka main pathan hoon. apun kho ghussa ata hain.

app mumbai mein konsa zaban use kartey ho? oh konsa zaban said parha tey ho?

'Apun' is so weird (so called tapori's use in Bombay(u musthave seen in bollywood movies....

Mumbai me hum hindi me (log urdu nahi samjahte zayada) ghar par urdu aur English to hai common language....

English Zaban me hi parhati hun main....kyunki Medium of Instruction English hi raha hai.....





Lol I sure will InshaAllah (I rarely see her :( ) .. but she never says spogmai, she just pauses and says Moon in english hehe.



so cute she must be.....i love kiddos.....:wub:

I do have family on here.. Khair it's not too bad. :tongue: We're buddies =)

Shukr day, alhamdulillah. Qaraaaara Qarari da :smile1:

Haha, nah it's not that bad. See the thing with me is, I talk less. So for them it is something to look forward to. Nah, nothing of the sort. My family is the highlight of my days. I am nothing without them.

Salamoona Admin Khan....rarely see u online.....

Shlombay....Khan to bohot hai magar ab tak koi pukhtana nahi mili mujhe....

urdu aur hindi me zameen aur assaman ka farq hai.....

urdu aur hindi me aakaash aur dhart jitni asamaanta hai...

jitna fark upar dono sentences me hai utna hi hai....

:dancing:

Walaikum Asalam WaRahmatullahi Wabarakatuhu!

LOL we'll be related soon enough :loveit:





Da tse ki da marhey! Dasi khabere me kawa kana :smile1:

walikumassalam dearest Mesbah khorey....

u know i have a strong feeling i too have some body here who is related to me...as i have a lot of people in Peshawar.....but we arent in touch with them at all....i really wish i find somebody from (my grandfather's family) here....

and we are all PF Family members....

Allah reunite you over happiness and each others success InshaAllah.

I do sometimes wonder if my extended family is here. I have a big one MashaAllah.

Levaney Zalmaye tar der ghat benamusa ye, da Tajik spai pa ta paleet sharaf laree. Ta murtad, beghairata aw be haya.

Da tse ki da marhey! Dasi khabere me kawa kana :smile1:



Allah reunite you over happiness and each others success InshaAllah.

I do sometimes wonder if my extended family is here. I have a big one MashaAllah.


Ameen.....my grandfather's all sisters and their families are in Peshawar and Swat.....

Da murtad dai, even if he was sarcastic. Da de jaba da nar nada, da pardey shata nast dai aw shpa rwaz pa Islam pase khabare kawee. I don't care whether he was being sarcastic or not, da de sar da wahalo dai. Da khalqo khwandey mainde yadawee, aw waye sarcastic dai, khairat kho dai wrora

spogmai aap ko hindi lekna aata hain? mera naam shlombay hindi me leeko or upload karo plz.

aa ka sehat kaisa hain?

I know to read and write hindi and urdu both.....will upload insha Allah....but no more talks in urdu as we are In Pashtun forum....dont want to offend any body here...hope u dont mind Shlombay....

Mahzala we love Kunaris. So there is no problem.

I hope we are not related. My dreams will be shattered.

Kunarhi's are great people, they're loved everywhere :smile1: (Not that I know any besides my immediate family here in Aussieland)

Arreyy! Kaise sapne?

It would be an honour to know :angel1:

what time is it?

so cute she must be.....i love kiddos.....:wub:

She's related to me .. very cute ..as someone would say lolll .. but yeah I love kids too, they are so adorable mashaAllah.

but why? its a famous Kandahari joke.

Has your mom ever told you that?

Lol na baba ...

joke moke nasta dalta

Da tse ki da marhey! Dasi khabere me kawa kana :smile1:


LOLLLLLLLLLLL baad shay khu mih nadai wayalai lol :loveit:



Arreyy! Kaise sapne?

It would be an honour to know :angel1:

Lol sometimes NOT knowing is better. lolll ..

Zarwar: u need to chilax or ur gonna suffer from high blood pressure.. and that makes me sad :(

at least we're on the same boat :loveit:

ahaha! Iqra au bada khabera, hets imkaan ne lari. Kela toqo na pataaqe jorhi shi kana? Sta khabera, pregbaydu, che pasta pekhemaana neshu, tsenga?

ahaha! Iqra au bada khabera, hets imkaan ne lari. Kela toqo na pataaqe jorhi shi kana? Sta khabera, pregbaydu, che pasta pekhemaana neshu, tsenga?

lol woh khuday dih waas na rakawih chi baad shaay pa zhwand na wu wayama ..

o khooori ... tokay nadih ...der serious shay day ..pa tokay mu rawara wai ... ama khair shayad bal wakht sha wakht yih ;) dar agha wakhta puri ba zaan amada kawu :D

Salam my ladies. :)

Walaikum Asalaam

^ Just tied up ... how about you? How's ramadan Going :)

And I am working on it, hopefully things will improve soon InshaAllah :)

Wa 'alaykum Salaam PashtunQueen.

How are things on your end? All well InshaAllah?

This thread is too fast for my liking. :blushes:

Shukar it's going well :) and jazakAllah khair for your duas, Khuday tala dih barakat darkih InshaAllah.

I don't know about school, a bit lost lol.

How disgusting, Zarawar! Is that how you talk normally? I find it highly inappropriate and indecent. Levanaye Zalmeye is one our respectable memebers.Many here are aware of his unique style of posting. If you are allowed to go this extent, what's so bad in him being sarcastic? Not everyone is entitled to please you here.

Da murtad dai, even if he was sarcastic. Da de jaba da nar nada, da pardey shata nast dai aw shpa rwaz pa Islam pase khabare kawee. I don't care whether he was being sarcastic or not, da de sar da wahalo dai. Da khalqo khwandey mainde yadawee, aw waye sarcastic dai, khairat kho dai wrora

Da murtad dai, even if he was sarcastic. Da de jaba da nar nada, da pardey shata nast dai aw shpa rwaz pa Islam pase khabare kawee. I don't care whether he was being sarcastic or not, da de sar da wahalo dai. Da khalqo khwandey mainde yadawee, aw waye sarcastic dai, khairat kho dai wrora


dooooooode
that type of anger is soooo unhealthy. you should check up with a psychiatrist or something .

Walaikumassalam PashtunQueen....Ramzan Mubarak... remember me in dua too......

niceto see all ladies here....:)

What was your major?

lewanthob :|

for now, yes =)

Iqra dont say that. tell me.

ask mayana, it's the truth....

speak up mayani ;)

ask mayana, it's the truth....

speak up mayani ;)

It's trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Iqraaa is lewanii for mee I am lewaniii for her..
Look at my signature... it's about me and her.. da zmaa lewanay Zrra gora daa da Iqraa lewanay sarrrr.. I mean.. da Iqra lewani Minaaaaaaa

:runaround:

Mahzala how is life my dear?

Life is good Dearest, thank you for asking. As I hope is yours. :)

i should have not yelled at that kid.

my brother the kid

:loveit:

baas ...zhwand dai ..tehrehzhi ... za paasi zghalama ;)

whats up with you? peshlamay dih wakai?

How you doin Jasmine?

Shukarrr ...

Just confused like usual lol..

Iqra!!!!!!!!!!!!:fighting::fighting:.

Does Iqra mean Chair or something?

wassup

Which random thought thread is it?

wat do u mean

why the hell do we have another random thoughts thread...i aint gonna reply anymore in a thread created by this meem guy

I just posted in random thought thread where is it gone how many random thoughts threads r there

i commented in the wrong random thoughts thread...this is it

Ta da hathi pa ghwag kai udaa yee there r two random thought threats which in itself was a random thought

Soch pay waka

thses threads r confusing so many randoms :P

sheenkay my nigga :). sangay eh.

slaam nigga lala
za kha yama manna
ta sanga ye
cheri yee
hows ramadan going

PAKISTAN ZINDABAHG!!

Oh Sheenkay my nigga zo kha yam manana.
Zama internet kharab shawa oh so di la rapara nawam sorry.

Ramadan is going great manana..I love when I got hungry and then we eat..yummy!!

sta ramazan sangay di khor.

its like this:lal9: lol
thats gd ur back im gd 2 nigga lala

and yeah afghanistan zandabad too

ameen :) lol

lol I said Pakistan ZindaBANG!!..not zindabad lol.

whats that mean looolz

zinda = alive
Bang = run

ahuaaa
thanks lolz
why did u said that nigga

because its true and funny my nigga sister.

u r real nigga now
they r muslim weee nigggaaa lala

u r real nigga now
they r muslim weee nigggaaa lala
Pakistan zindabag!! lol.
Punjabies nigga di kaana lol.

sheenkay you still here?

salaam

wsalam eyeliner (:

Wsalaam Eyeliner :), Sangay eh.

can i anonymously call the police on some retard in the block who has been having a barking competition with the neighbor's dog for the last three days? actually what i mean to say is, should i?

can i anonymously call the police on some retard in the block who has been having a barking competition with the neighbor's dog for the last three days? actually what i mean to say is, should i?

If its annoying you, call them and tell them he is "Disturbing the peace"

in the USA that's a criminal offense. It should be a criminal offense in Canada as well.

salam alaikum

walikom salam
aseer can you really blame me? who wouldn't lose their mind of stupidity like that.

My gang...never knew i had one

we r gang
how can u say that :@ ^

oh this gang...lol

obviously
so where are other members, gualai, eyeliner, ayub and summer preeet

i dont know...gulalai i think might be breaking her fast, and the others are sleepin

they r eating lolz

salam
:)

wslaam
samoo

how r u shennkay
lol

sumar preet

good n u ?

salam wacha wah canah :(
what

im sick littel bit

when were u not sick?

tbag

i don't know
bastrgho shawa yem
evry day in school i was sick
my leg broke or any thing :(

ooh
allah de kha kaaa

thanx :)
amean

saif

saif sa shawee

wsalam aseer :)

just was doin that look alike thing

:(

hehe

:)

hungry.. :lal9:

awwww
guley how long u have

one hour!

awww

dont worry its only one hour

dont worry gulabai....its close dont worry we will break it wid u as well..

where s eyeliner and ayub :(

one hour is a long time : (

lol of course you will saif :hmm: ... still have my fruit stored up?

im so hungry, at first i wrote your name as "safe" hahaha

lolz
yesterday my bro chewed the food and kept waiting for adzan lolz

haha today my little brother was eating a samosa and it smelt soooo good : (

lol

whats going on everyone

im going to pray

kwl, u havent prayed yet?

where is everyone?

i miss ayup

where is summer? and saif?

im here :)

hey summer, where have u been?

i miss you lol

hahaha
i was here
where have u been ?
and ayub ?
:(

ive been busy, i know imma sayet to ayup that summer going to slap you, because you hide

hahaha
what's imma
i think u talk about ur self
now tell me how old r u eyeliner ?
:)

guess how old i am, first

19-20

imma means i am going to

what did you say?

when i change it ?
i was think that u gone again
haahaa

19-20

yep the first one was right, im 19

mashallah
haa haa

where r u from afg ?

^ what? lol, whats so mashallah?

how old are you?

we here saying ma sha allah when u tell us ur age
im 20 year's old u don't bilev me yet ?

i born in ramadan 1410/9/19 by islam tarikh
1990/4/14
that's mean im mubark man
haahaha

i do believe you, kwl you are one year older than me

kwl what's mean ?
yes i am :)
but all who see me tell me that im 18 year's old
mybe that's what u think first

kwl means cool

aha
i was telling u where u in afg ?
haha

I barely slept last night...but it was worth it :hmm:

hey laila
whats up?

^ Hey homie...nothing much.

can someone tell me what you call dimples in pashto?

i don't know
hahaha

can someone tell me what you call dimples in pashto?

I dont know either...but dimples are so cute :shy:

can someone tell me what you call dimples in pashto?


Gulkhandaan :wub:

Ballah way just woke up.. da Mazdegar da Lmanza wakht day!

I just came home from the mall :wub:

Twoooo lovely dresses! :runaround:
http://www.forever21.com/images/model_front/77899885-04.jpghttp://www.forever21.com/images/model_front/55986448-02.jpg

Girls love shopping in Forever 21. Mayana what happens if you are 22, would you still shop in Forever 21?

That's when I will start shopping at Forever 21 ONLY because I'll feel old and try to make myself feel better by shopping there and thinking that it's gonna make me 21 again.. So if you see an old buddi shopping there in 50 years.. you know who it is :tongue:

LOOl nobody's losing weight =(

doghonda Khorrak kijhi, Insaan hets da Dodai pa Azmawalo narasijhi..
Shpe bekhi landi yi, pa peshlamy cha shay khoaa ta nakijhi kho da Rojhamat dodi la nayi azm saweh :running:


But yeah, alhamdulillah, fasting's going great, shukr.. How about you? Pa azab karray kho ye nayeh?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ta nan saba ajaba da Zaan pa Sefato raghalay ye Halaka :running:

so i have this problem ..
most of the time when some one is speaking to me all i hear is the last word of the last sentence. how can i fix this?

:cryy:

so i m supposed to pay attention just in case some one comes out of nowhere and starts talking to me? what a waste of time..:cryy:

Well it means you are not paying attention.

you only identified the problem tell the solution, I will say talk to ugly people so listening to them is the best thing, rather than looking at them

i swear i can't help it!

You are mean!!!!

and i am ugly so not really

try this it might help

Playfish: Play Social games with your friends on Facebook and more (http://www.playfish.com/?page=game_braingame)

no

loool.

but whats new?


Not too much. But Duaawi rata kawa. :)


What's new with you? When does your semester start?

Sallamona WWP WORLD WIDE PUKHTANU Sanga ya tol wakhtuna ma kha tergey

In september bya sad yama


Ohooo layakaaa pa September kii zma da saba sharo kijhi :lal3:
Wali bia sad ye?

the other day i was walking home when i found something that reminded me of nazia.

Why you quote yourself Lema? :tongue: What did you find? =D


Walaikum as salam wa rahmatullah nazia :dancing:

the other day i was walking home when i found something that reminded me of nazia.


mayana i found you and jasmine too.

havn't slept even an hour since yesterday, soon as the projects finished no kha pa malda kita kob kawam

Lema, you're so cute I swear. Sometimes I just wanna drive up there and hug you for 27 minutes and poke you and then run away.

Lema, you're so cute I swear. Sometimes I just wanna drive up there and hug you for 27 minutes and poke you and then run away.

.

ey why 27 minutes? you know there is another girl in this city who looks just like me. i have been hugged by strangers who confused me for her a few times. her name is seenaa apparently..:awkward:

Mayana you ignored my post why?

Nooo noo sam shora, you ignored my post:


Ohooo layakaaa pa September kii zma da saba sharo kijhi :lal3:
Wali bia sad ye?


.

ey why 27 minutes? you know there is another girl in this city who looks just like me. i have been hugged by strangers who confused me for her a few times. her name is seenaa apparently..:awkward:


Welll not that that would affect me in any way since you refuse to show me your shayesta makh :glare:

okay, how about i show you my picture after you show me yours?

I asked first!!

But deal :wub:

Heya nightwalkers!

Aww, thank you my Lady! That is so very sweet of you. Yes, I was ill for about two weeks, my bed saw the most of me. Alhamdulillah, am feeling 105% now.

How are you my Dear?

:runaround:

Shukr day alhamdulillah, da Khoday Fazl day sha yam... te senga ye, Guli? :wub:

Nazia guley, all well Alhamdulillah. And yourself?

Don't you worry, I hear those words quite a lot on a daily basis from my little shadyaan nieces and nephews. Journalism is getting really busy. Final semester, so I need to pull up my socks. InshaAllah, won't be long before I'll be over the moon that my (not-so-liked) study path is going to change.

Are you kidding me?! And you didn't even mention it! Whyyyyy :cryy:

No, you don't have to be sorry my Dear.

I am not in Sydney though =(

No, don't. Sometime when you consider Perth, let me know. You will be one of our honoured guests InshaAllah.

Mahzala,
Where does Jamaluden live? Sydney?

ohooo :shy:

Iqra khorey,

Its been a while, How are you?

Mahzala,
Where does Jamaluden live? Sydney?

Yes, he is in Sydney.

From Perth, if I am not wrong, we have two other members here.

Iqra khorey,

Its been a while, How are you?

Admin khana =)

It has been! I am good Alhamdulillah, ta senga ye? dostan dih tsenga dih? Roza saaara tsenga ye?

Za sha yam shukkar dey, Alhamdullilah. Tolah shukar jhi sha jhey. Roza sara der sha yama, ta owaya, Pamily jhey singa da? Hagha case jhey singa so, agha bala wraz me la churt peshkey wahey, dua me darta wakra tata.

shukar dai, shukar chi thola sha dih....

pamil mih shukar dai sha dai .... lol wallah nan mih la plar poshtana wakra chi case tsenga dai ama ma fikar kawai chi dai pa khabar wu khu za hitz maloomat na larama :| lol inshaAllah pakhair ba khalaas sih ... khuday dih thola wasatih InshaAllah.

No weley maloomat na ka ya?

chi rishtya darta wu wayama ..hitz na ghwarama chi da lawyer / attorney saara khabari wakama :|

plus malchi bal nafar yeh handle kawih (apparently he's not).

hello

dreamer salaam wrora.

wasalam!

i will
say the next sentence

sanga yee

sheenkai sangay eh.

nigga lala kha yama manana
ta sanga ye?

bas kha yam..zama khayal dy bas nigga zama nom sho lol.

nigga means:wub:
muslim
pashtun
strong
and handsome::rolleyes::

nigga and handsome..lol!! nigga please :)

we r not talking about african nigga we rtalking abt pashtun niggas loolz
::rolleyes::::rolleyes::

pashtun nigga lol!!.
nakana, tor asi kaar eh. I don't hate them them kho laka badraan di lol.

^ lol you lot get a life

eyeliner taso nigga yai?

we r living in our world eye ::rolleyes::

why guys here hate nigga i mean when we say nigga
::rolleyes::

nope im not, but what is wrong with them?

nothing :).
bang bang skeet skeet nigga :).
I like black people, they are funny...e.g. Chris Rock, Dave chapple lol.

well, u know
and we know its allah's creation no lecture about plzz
im hungry lol

lol i love everybody hates chris

yh they funny
one of my classmate she is hell funny god the way she laugh it makes me lufff

Eyeliner yo watch alot of TV shows lol.
Eyeliner are you a gangster?

who is cris

they r nice but the way the talk laugh its up to them right?

imma gangsta lol not

why do you have to be a gangsta to watch tv shows?

yeah they talk funny lol!!, when they speak about other black people is just funny,
they are like "Dame that nigga was down" lol.

imma gangsta lol not

why do you have to be a gangsta to watch tv shows?
lol zaka you stick up for them so thats why. lol

^ so what? you lot generalise about them

Nigga please, we don't do that..we are just joking about.

nigga allow me lol

lol sheenkay,
"you just got to keep it real nigga"
"Nigga wht wht"

skeen, allow it now lol

At least in Ramazaan, try not to use this word please folks.

guley gul khorakai :), how is your ramazan.

is it gonah to say nigga :shy:?

nigga means black in latin..its not a swear word.

yeahhhhhhh but y everyones dont use the word
i know its racist word but my classmates call each other nigga and they r black

yeah black people shouldn't call each other that..stupid people.

lol

Sheenkay khor I just you and me got the same opioins lol.

anyways homie im off

^Laterz.

guley gul khorakai :), how is your ramazan.

Asalaamu'alaykum Mastera.

Alhamdolilah, it's good so far, how is yours?

is it gonah to say nigga :shy:?

It always depends on the intention khorkey, and I know you guys don't mean any harm, but it's still not nice to say, kana?

guley kha i wont say it, shorry we dont mean to be racist kana

what if i say tormakhi to my tormakhi mastar khna waroa ta and he calls me tormakhi lol

anyways homie im off
Talk to you soon khorakai
^Laterz.



Asalaamu'alaykum Mastera.

Alhamdolilah, it's good so far, how is yours?



It always depends on the intention khorkey, and I know you guys don't mean any harm, but it's still not nice to say, kana?
my ramadan is good guleu gul khorakai :), My dad said I lose weight lol.

Nakana khor lol, we don't mean it in a mean way..munga tookey koi.

yh mong toki koo
ta so seriouse nesee

lol guley khorakai is just being bossy, preeda.
sheenkay mazi ko :).

hah
kho kana
lets instead of nig call me torakay lolz
and ill call u toraky
lolz

guley kha i wont say it, shorry we dont mean to be racist kana

what if i say tormakhi to my tormakhi mastar khna waroa ta and he calls me tormakhi lol

I know you're not being rascist, no worries Sheenkay, but imagine those who read it, or those who aren't Pashtun, it doesn't look good, right?

Haha lol. =P


my ramadan is good guleu gul khorakai :), My dad said I lose weight lol.

Nakana khor lol, we don't mean it in a mean way..munga tookey koi.

I know you're joking, but like I explained above wrora. =)

Glad to hear your Ramazaan is good.

lol guley khorakai is just being bossy, preeda. :).
:fighting:

Guley is being sensible! :tongue:

lolz
guley u r being bossy :shy: and sensible

my head hurts so bad!:lal9:

aww poor u
hope u get better

lol ya right
it looks scruffy

sheenkay do you do naswar?
no:fighting: i like sheesha

eww thats why u are called sheenkay coz u have sheena teeth
:fighting:

^ lol

hah
kho kana
lets instead of nig call me torakay lolz
and ill call u toraky
lolz

nah is that not funny..plus I am not tor lol.

I know you're not being rascist, no worries Sheenkay, but imagine those who read it, or those who aren't Pashtun, it doesn't look good, right?

Haha lol. =P



I know you're joking, but like I explained above wrora. =)

Glad to hear your Ramazaan is good.


:fighting:

Guley is being sensible! :tongue:
lol, you and gulalai get too bossy on the word nigga or negro...so all I can said is keep it real nigga lol.

my head hurts so bad!:lal9:

I knw how u feel :(

for some reason just feel great :)

Dreamer wrora sangay eh..please don't mind my recent comments in this thread lol.

Dreamer wrora sangay eh..please don't mind my recent comments in this thread lol.

what comments?

^jasmine, are u male or female?

I am glad to hear that Dreamer.

thank u!

Ayub did you like your present lol

what comments?
Preeda wrora :).

Ayub did you like your present lol

hahahaha.....lolz:celebrate:

yeah it was da bomb.....kinda looked cute in his beard....obviously in a scary monsterish way...lolz:tongue:

thanks for the pressie......
:praise:

ayupppppppp

http://splicedwire.com/04reviews/whitechicks.jpg

eyeliner...hunny how r u...girlfriend u never talks me ...whyz..whyz..

this pic of me and u last year shoppin...we look hot ..babes how is u?

^ lol, where have you been?

summer was declaring his undying love for you, he even bought you a wig and a toothbrush

ive been waxing my tash..damn ...takes some workin....and mullah wouldnt let me go mosque...apparently pink nails, 5 inch stillettos are BANNED...LIKE WHATEVER....

just between me and you....summer is gonna propose to some arab girl he met on facebook...he never met her..but says he loves her....he told me this...keep it quiet..lol..ask him about it....hahaha true story

wake up everyone,

u missed my comment

lol is the arab chick gonna be his bit on the side? i never you, that you were a fan of open relationships, gal your losing it

u missed my comment

nope i would never miss ur comment, my pupils dilate when i see your name:wub:

oh my im blushing...stop it...:love:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WRGb9RPGYlk/0.jpg

look i have tears in my eyes....

^ lol you cant see it, infact you cant see much, gal you should go for a lighter shade of foundation and that blush is not working for you, guess you cant be black and have it all

finally fixed some wireless problem on my laptop...my internet wasnt working, i felt like breaking my laptop..lol

If you feelin like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder

lol saif.....stop it......hey we caught ya..u should really turn off the camera ..haha
http://shotsaroundthewatercooler.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/nerd1.jpg

haha that was my old computer ayup...thats gone now

lol saif, ive missed you