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Makeenmaseed: Because the chicken was an ISI agent paid by the Salafi Wahhabi nutjobs who are created by the British to destroy the world.
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Pir-Rokhan: because the chicken was brainwashed by Arab imperialism
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Osho: Because the chicken was a terrorist extremist determined to destroy Pashtunwali and wanted to commit a suicide attack in a market place killing children.
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LOL, I like this thread.
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Khushal Khan Khattak: Because the chicken read Khushal Khan Khattaks poetry and wanted to unify Pashtuns and Afghans by crossing the road to the other side.
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Default 06-23-2010, 08:39 PM

LOLLL

Shayestaa I sooo wouldn't say that!

Mastera- Because I wanted to eat its skin

Laila- Because it wouldn't do attan with me

BLS- Because it disagreed with my politics!

They are lame...I know..this is what lack of sleep does!
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Nadir Shah: Because the chicken was being forced by the bourgeoisie to lay lots of eggs, so because the history was bound to lead to a revolution the chicken eventually was liberated and laid eggs across the street where eggs were nationalized and the chicken could benefit from the eggs.
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Sangar: Because the chicken wanted to live across the road under shari'ah law rather than man made laws.

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Default 06-23-2010, 08:46 PM

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LOLLL

Shayestaa I sooo wouldn't say that!

Mastera- Because I wanted to eat its skin

Laila- Because it wouldn't do attan with me

BLS- Because it disagreed with my politics!

They are lame...I know..this is what lack of sleep does!
Lol!! no

Shayesta - because it start debating with her about Talibans and Afghanistan.

Maseed - because it was a paaki ISI agent who supported the Fake Talibans who are now destroying Waziristan and Pakthunkhwa.

Pashtunzai - Because it beat him in Tekken 6.

Laila - because the chicken wasn't smart, Can't do attan, wouldn't massage her and wasn't a doctor.

SOM - Because the Chicken told him that Pakistan Goverment is corrpt, pakistani People hates Pashtun and Pakistan Murdabad.

Luffy -the chicken was pashtunistan supporter

Tor Khan - the chicken hated Tea.


Khyber Pakhtunkhwa!

خیبر پښتونخوا manana Tor Khan
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Pokhton: Because the chicken wanted pashto to to live across the street where pashto is the national language.
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