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Default 'Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road/Way?' - 06-23-2010, 08:47 PM

A fun thread which you will find in many Afghan forums! So the purpose of the game is; Imagine you are asking a particular member why the chicken crossed the road/way (you can choose those members yourself) and then imagine what reply the chosen member could possibly give on it? For those who still didn't get it, I got some examples;


'Why did the chicken cross the road/way?';

Maseed; 'Because he is an ISI terrorist who already ruined my Waziristan and now wants to ruin rest of Pakhtunkhwa! Pakistan murdabad!'

SOM; 'He is an Indian agent who is crossing the border towards Afghanistan to train terrorists against the Islamic nation of Pakistan. Death to Pakistan's enemies!'

Qrratugai; 'Ugh, just because she is a female chicken doesn't mean she can't cross the road by herself! Men!'


Okay that was my bit, now your turn, LOL. :P


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Default 06-23-2010, 08:51 PM

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Maseed; 'Because he is an ISI terrorist who already ruined my Waziristan and now wants to ruin rest of Pakhtunkhwa! Pakistan murdabad!'

SOM; 'He is an Indian agent who is crossing the border towards Afghanistan to train terrorists against the Islamic nation of Pakistan. Death to Pakistan's enemies!'

Qrratugai; 'Ugh, just because she is a female chicken doesn't mean she can't cross the road by herself! Men!'
LOL!

Okay, so I have to post one now;

Dukes: To get to AlMagrib!

Master K: To shoot someone, or something.
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Default 06-23-2010, 08:57 PM

^ Hey, that's not true! I wouldn't say that! :@

Or would I? *Glares*


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Default 06-23-2010, 09:00 PM

^^ Lol, I'm not racist. =P

*Mahzala*: Because it was Gods will.



Shlombay: Because I told him to.
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^^ Lol, I'm not racist. =P

*Mahzala*: Because it was Gods will.


You joker!!!!
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Default 06-23-2010, 09:05 PM

Apriday; 'Te delta de yaw chicken gham kawe, aw alta FARSIWANAN Pukhtane sara pe Afghanistan ke jang kawi?'

Parsiwaan; 'How am I supposed to know? I don't even know whether I want to be a Pukhtoon or Tajik and you ask me about a chicken's mind?'

Sangar; 'This is why I hate democracy! Let alone dating around with people, now chickens even started to roam around in places!'

Shlombay; 'Because he is a brave Kandahari chicken who wants to save Pukhto in Afghanistan.'

Master Khan; 'I don't know but it was a beautiful chicken, but not more beautiful than my fiancée.'

Pakhtunzai; 'What's a chicken?'


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Default 06-23-2010, 09:08 PM

Lool, Shayesta yours are good.
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Default 06-23-2010, 09:27 PM

LMAO!!!! I LOVE it! I'm cracking up, man!!!

I totally WOULD say "Just 'cause she's a female doesn't mean she can't cross the road!!"! hahahhaa :D:D!!

This one's classic:

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Sangar; 'This is why I hate democracy! Let alone dating around with people, now chickens even started to roam around in places!'
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Default 06-23-2010, 09:28 PM

Feroza: "Because Angaar made her go get him some lunch because I wasn't in a mood to cook for him."

Can't think of others :p
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Default 06-23-2010, 09:31 PM

Qrratugai: because she talks to much and give the chicken headach.. even chicken knew she was wrong in her Debate.!!
Shayesta: because They were supporting Pakistan.


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