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Default Is Pakistan's 'Monkey Show' coming apart? - 01-24-2011, 05:07 PM

I usually don't post such articles lest there be deluge of threads about "Gujarat" and "Kashmir". However, this article by a Pakistani writer is too funny and sad at the same time, that I couldn't resist posting it.

There are some signs that this monkey show is coming apart. The top monkeys in the show are beginning to fear for their lives: they cannot anymore trust the Pakistani military men and police officers they have picked to give them security. As a result, they are now looking into hiring foreign mercenaries to improve their personal security."
The USA picks the mercenaries from Pakistan’s wealthy and corrupt elites who are eager to play the part of the ‘monkey.’ Once in office, they act upon cues that are called by the US plenipotentiary in Islamabad or elsewhere. The monkey master says, Give our military transit rights through your air space and territory; the monkey obliges. He says, Join our war against Afghanistan; the monkey obliges. He says, Give us military bases to operate drones: the monkey obliges. He says, We will bomb your people, you take the blame; the monkey obliges. He says, Allow us to embed US marines among your troops operating against their own people: the monkey obliges. The monkey never disappoints.
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Default 01-24-2011, 06:11 PM

What ever US tell PAkistan to do, Pakistan will do it, even if US said to Pakistan give us your wifes, pakistan will do it.

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Default 01-24-2011, 07:18 PM

you guys can take your fight to this website
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coming, monkey, pakistan, show

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