Once A Puktoon & and an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pukhtoon fails to answer his question,he must give 5$ & if American Fails then he has to give 500$..
American: whats the different between earth and moon??
pukhtoon silently gives 5$..
Pukhtoon: which is the animal with three legs, goes to the mountain and returns with four legs??
The American searches for 2 hours in his lap top and gave 500$ & asks,Whats the answer??
pukhtoon again silently gives 5$..
So proud to be a pukhtoon.

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer
took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a TALKING frog, now that's cool!

Lesson: Once again, gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!!!

Once a guy had a problem and went to the doctor.
Doctor: Whats the problem here??
Guy: I am very shy to explain but im having wierd dreams.
Doctor: Theres nothing to be shy about just give me the details so i can provide you with the right medicine.
Guy: For the past week i've been having dreams in which i play football(Soccer) with donkeys.
Doctor: Hmm. Ok here the medicine just take this medicine before you go to sleep tonight and you'll be cured.
Guy: Im gonna take this medicine tomorrow because tonights the final.

Guy: Sherlock, you are gay.
Sherlock: Your face is gay.
Guy: You suck!!!
Sherlock: Your face sucks.
Guy: WTF is wrong with you, are you confused?
Sherlock: Your face is confuset.
Guy: I'm winning.
Sherlock: your face is not winning.
Guy:Fine i am losing
Sherlock: your face is losing.

To be continued....

A math student is bothered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework. The student hesitates. He thinks it's wrong and is also concerned about being sanctioned for aiding and abetting.
His classmate says: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll change the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."
Though not fully convinced, the student gives his assignment to the classmate.
Later, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"
"Sure!" the classmate replies. "When you called a function f, I called it g; when you took variable x, I renamed it to y. When you were writing about the log of x+1, I called it the timber of x+1...

Yo Mullah Jumat K Osido Cha Warla Pishmany Ranawro
No Che Der Tang Sho No Loud Speakar Ye On Ko Ao Pa Chagha Sho.

Pishmany Rawrai Geeni

Azan Darta Koma...............

lol

Dwa Malgaro Khabari Kawalay:

Awalany Malgary(Pa Fakhar Sara): "Za Facebook,
Twitter, Google Plus, MSN
Messenger, Skype aw Yahoo Laram"

Dwaim Malgary: Yalaka Ta Sa "Jwand" Hum Laray Kana?

Awalany Malgary: Na Kana, Da Sa Wai, Ta ye Lag Link Raka!

not true

Once there was a man he went to city and he saw a traffic man he thought that he is welcomed by traffic man so embraced him and said how are you gul khan.....

Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor. Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shiitt up to their knees and drinking coffee. The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee. They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."