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Master Khan
05-28-2010, 01:26 PM
I just woked out in m Gym :).
I nearly throw up.

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 01:28 PM
tres bien alhamdulillah
qui d'autre parle francais?

Pakhtunzai
05-28-2010, 01:30 PM
I just woked out in m Gym :).
I nearly throw up.

Thats good wrora, it means its working:)

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 01:32 PM
singa ye?
c'est l'effort qui compte :)

Tamara
05-28-2010, 01:34 PM
salut mes anges
comment allez-vous?

Je fais très bien
Comment allez-vous sweetheart:)

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 03:02 PM
salaam aseer jan

et pour vos informations - je suis prof de francais! Et espagnol. Ce n'est pas free translation

IamDZJ
05-28-2010, 03:19 PM
Hammus wrap again some one please

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 03:24 PM
hummous?

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 03:28 PM
DaZahroJaam, I also live in Canada. But its like 30 degrees out and super hot. Where are you? Nunavut?? Is the sun not shining there either?

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 03:35 PM
just woke up?? what?? I just worked 8 hours!
What a life! and you say its hard??? pshhht

IamDZJ
05-28-2010, 03:41 PM
Muslima I wl pm u my location when I get home. Good afternoon shloom.

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 04:55 PM
me here
singa ye?

Iqra
05-28-2010, 05:12 PM
shlum :|

Laila
05-28-2010, 05:15 PM
^ Hello Iqra......how are you dear?

Iqra
05-28-2010, 05:27 PM
^ Hello Iqra......how are you dear?

lol ... how are you :eating:

Hey Iqra

na salaam na walaik :(

Iqra
05-28-2010, 05:36 PM
Walaikum salaaam


hehe shlombay I am jk!!!

Iqra
05-28-2010, 05:45 PM
^ Yeah InshaAllah ...I think so ..it's too early to tell ..

Thanks for asking =)

what's up with you?

Baidariwal
05-28-2010, 05:54 PM
^toba, sta pa khaita kai khu rikhtya haits khabara na patai kigi :unsure:

Iqra
05-28-2010, 06:04 PM
:( lol tsa wakamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

zma da shaisteh khabara ... HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Iqra
05-28-2010, 06:06 PM
^ pa yakhchaaal kih wrak dai

:laugh1:

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 06:43 PM
i just ate 2 full stems of broccoli :eating:

Tamara
05-28-2010, 07:27 PM
having so much fun with onlyhuman lmaoooooo

only|human
05-28-2010, 07:46 PM
It was fun while it lasted ;)

Tamara
05-28-2010, 07:51 PM
yea, morgen zur selben zeit am selben ort inschaAllah

only|human
05-28-2010, 07:53 PM
Insha'Allah kommste morgen mal zu mir.

Tamara
05-28-2010, 07:54 PM
yup ;)

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 08:38 PM
no comprendo! morgen - means look? no no means morning!

Palwasha
05-28-2010, 08:47 PM
no comprendo! morgen - means look? no no means morning!

Ja ja!

Tamara
05-28-2010, 08:51 PM
Yes morgen means morning, but it also means tomorrow.

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 08:54 PM
Ja ja? hehe thats a spanish laugh khaney!
Guten morgen :) yes yes I remember!

Palwasha
05-28-2010, 08:55 PM
Ja ja? hehe thats a spanish laugh khaney!

Lol.. Nein! Ja means yes!

Palwasha
05-28-2010, 09:21 PM
Apologies, but it is a international forum and hey you may pick some Deutsch up. :tongue:

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 09:22 PM
lets speak shlombayism

"Kandaharis are hot!!! bow chicka wow wow"

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 09:27 PM
garam masala

Palwasha
05-28-2010, 09:31 PM
i hate speaking french,german and all that nonsense language.

I also hate the british accent.

I only love the new york accent and that is it.

I will send you an infraction if you speak german again. I sent an infraction to admin khan last time for talking german on his profile.

Gosh man.

:)

Lol, fair do's.. I on the other hand like different languages and I find accents interesting, and I'm not a fan of NY (or the US).

Plus, the British accent is too cool for you to handle. :lal4:

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 09:35 PM
I am Pashtana, loud and proud,
I am Pashtana, the coolest around

I am also a cheeseball. This movie is scurrry ... its called the "unborn"...makes me scurred

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 09:46 PM
I am Pashtana at heart. Am i cool enough to be kandahari too?

Muslimah
05-28-2010, 09:49 PM
*smack* you are mean!
What if I marry a kandahari?? Do i become Elite?

IamDZJ
05-28-2010, 10:02 PM
Hammus wrap again some one please

shoot me?

IamDZJ
05-28-2010, 10:12 PM
o nothing. i had to eat a hummus wrap for the 310th time. it's very gross but i have no choice since the food court is on the 3rd floor and i m scared of escalators.

IamDZJ
05-28-2010, 10:15 PM
busy cold boring..yours?

Pakhtunzai
05-29-2010, 01:01 AM
i hate speaking french,german and all that nonsense language.

I also hate the british accent.

I only love the new york accent and that is it.


I will send you an infraction if you speak german again. I sent an infraction to admin khan last time for talking german on his profile.

Gosh man.


:)

=O=O You hate the Brit accent?!?! That hurt ma feelings:sad1:

Brits were the making of your Americans!! Don't ever forget that:eviltongue:

Ps your accent is all weird..tsss who says New "Yawk"..Gossh say it how its spelt kana :eviltongue:

Pakhtunzai
05-29-2010, 01:20 AM
LOL Whats with all this Brit hating? :eviltongue:

Pakhtunzai
05-29-2010, 01:27 AM
Alhumdulillah:)

Aw taso?

DaNangarharZuwan
05-29-2010, 01:28 AM
salam

Pakhtunzai
05-29-2010, 01:29 AM
Walaikum asalaam :)

Pakhtunzai
05-29-2010, 01:30 AM
Toryalaya!

I hope you did not get upset..

No no..I didn't take it seriously wrora, i know its all jokes:)

Its cool wror!:laugh1:

Ufff I should multiquote more!

Pakhtunzai
05-29-2010, 01:46 AM
Anyways guys I gotta go..looooooooooong days work ahead:/

Peace out!!
Khudai pamaan

Iqra
05-29-2010, 03:51 AM
No no..I didn't take it seriously wrora, i know its all jokes:)

Its cool wror!:laugh1:

Ufff I should multiquote more!

why would you multiquote ..you're trying to beat me :(



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am so scared :( there's a helicopter roaming around :(

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 08:32 AM
Lag goozara koi.

Tamara
05-29-2010, 09:32 AM
Hallo what's up everybody :)

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 09:33 AM
guten morgen :) salaam
how r uuuuuu

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 09:37 AM
I am in pain...and its feels good.

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 09:39 AM
whyyyyyyyy? :(

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 09:43 AM
whyyyyyyyy? :(
the pain feels good, I been lifting weights yestaday in my gym to the extram!!, my arms was hurting when I move it lol, Had to keep it stright when I slept.:Grin:

Tamara
05-29-2010, 09:44 AM
Wsalam I'm good:)
how are you?

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 09:48 AM
alhamdulilla im good
my mom says she is coming to see me in an hour - thats usually not a good thing. :$

about the sore muscles, when you're done working out, eat a banana, milk and tuna. This will help your muscles build and you will have less pain :)

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 09:53 AM
alhamdulilla im good
my mom says she is coming to see me in an hour - thats usually not a good thing. :$

about the sore muscles, when you're done working out, eat a banana, milk and tuna. This will help your muscles build and you will have less pain :)
Yep I had all three manana:), I eat alot of chicken aswell :).
I might work out today aswell.

I use to go to the gym and I even saw women wearing hijab going to the gym...even through women work out upstairs and men downstairs.

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 10:16 AM
awesome! :) Usually if you're sore, if you go back the day after and force yourself - the pain goes away.
are you lookin to gain muscle mass or loose weight?

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 10:19 AM
awesome! :) Usually if you're sore, if you go back the day after and force yourself - the pain goes away.
are you lookin to gain muscle mass or loose weight?
Both :), I am 16 stones and 6ft so I am trying to get bulid.

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 10:46 AM
I dont know what stones means! lol
Chicken is the best thing to do. Do u have protein shakes?

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 11:06 AM
I dont know what stones means! lol
Chicken is the best thing to do. Do u have protein shakes?

umm.16 stonnes is about 224 pounds.
No I don't use protein shakes or anything..I just drink water and work out :).

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 11:29 AM
You need protein shakes. Herbalife is the best. And whey! :) I dont know what you have there. oh oh and ... BSN cycles are the best...for weight loss and muscle mass. They're most effective with men - not women
http://www.fitnessone.com/bsn-m-28.html
theres the goods! :)
Ps- my brother is a body builder. He looks like the hulk so I know all this stuff.

Tamara
05-29-2010, 12:08 PM
chilling in the garden :) it's a sunny day

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 12:41 PM
He benches 500

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 12:42 PM
You need protein shakes. Herbalife is the best. And whey! :) I dont know what you have there. oh oh and ... BSN cycles are the best...for weight loss and muscle mass. They're most effective with men - not women
http://www.fitnessone.com/bsn-m-28.html
theres the goods! :)
Ps- my brother is a body builder. He looks like the hulk so I know all this stuff.
no I don't like using Protein shakes, I want to bulid muscles the normal way.
I push myself to the limit..my face is like this :cursing:

Sheenka
05-29-2010, 07:35 PM
Interview with god
گفتگو با خدا

I dreamed I had an Interview with god
خواب دیدم در خواب با خدا گفتگویی داشتم.

So you would like to Interview me? "God asked."
خدا گفت : پس میخواهی با من گفتگو کنی؟

If you have the time "I said"
گفتم : اگر وقت داشته باشید.

God smiled
خدا لبخند زد

My time is eternity
وقت من ابدی است.

What questions do you have in mind for me?
چه سوالاتی در ذهن داری که میخواهی بپرسی؟

What surprises you most about humankind?
چه چیز بیش از همه شما را در مورد انسان متعجب می کند؟

Go answered ….
خدا پاسخ داد ...

That they get bored with childhood.
این که آنها از بودن در دوران کودکی ملول می شوند.

They rush to grow up and then long to be children again.
عجله دارند که زودتر بزرگ شوند و بعد حسرت دوران کودکی را می خورند.

That they lose their health to make money
این که سلامتی شان را صرف به دست آوردن پول می کنند.

And then lose their money to restore their health.
و بعد پولشان را خرج حفظ سلامتی میکنند.

By thinking anxiously about the future. That
این که با نگرانی نسبت به آینده فکر میکنند.

They forget the present.
زمان حال فراموش شان می شود.

Such that they live in neither the present nor the future.
آنچنان که دیگر نه در آینده زندگی میکنند و نه در حال.

That they live as if they will never die.
این که چنان زندگی میکنند که گویی هرگز نخواهند مرد.

And die as if they had never lived.
و آنچنان میمیرند که گویی هرگز زنده نبوده اند.

God's hand took mine and we were silent for a while.
خداوند دست های مرا در دست گرفت و مدتی هر دو ساکت ماندیم.

And then I asked …
بعد پرسیدم ...

As the creator of people what are some of life's lessons you want them to learn?
به عنوان خالق انسان ها ، میخواهید آنها چه درس هایی اززندگی را یاد بگیرند؟

God replied with a smile.
خدا دوباره با لبخند پاسخ داد.

To learn they cannot make anyone love them.
یاد بگیرند که نمی توان دیگران را مجبور به دوست داشتن خود کرد.

What they can do is let themselves be loved.
اما می توان محبوب دیگران شد.

learn that it is not good to compare themselves to others.
یاد بگیرند که خوب نیست خود را با دیگران مقایسه کنند.

To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most.
یاد بگیرند که ثروتمند کسی نیست که دارایی بیشتری دارد.

But is one who needs the least.
بلکه کسی است که نیاز کم تری دارد

To learn that it takes only a few seconds to open profound wounds in persons we love.
یاد بگیرن که ظرف چند ثانیه می توانیم زخمی عمیق در دل کسانی که دوست شان داریم ایجاد کنیم.

And it takes many years to heal them.
و سال ها وقت لازم خواهد بود تا آن زخم التیام یابد.

To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness.
با بخشیدن ، بخشش یاد بگیرن.

To learn that there are persons who love them dearly.
یاد بگیرند کسانی هستند که آنها را عمیقا دوست دارند.

But simply do not know how to express or show their feelings.
اما بلد نیستند احساس شان را ابراز کنند یا نشان دهند.

To learn that two people can look at the same thing and see it differently.
یاد بگیرن که میشود دو نفر به یک موضوع واحد نگاه کنند و آن را متفاوت ببینند.

To learn that it is not always enough that they are forgiven by others.
یاد بگیرن که همیشه کافی نیست دیگران آنها را ببخشند.

They must forgive themselves.
بلکه خودشان هم باید خود را ببخشند.

And to learn that I am here.
و یاد بگیرن که من اینجا هستم.

Always
همیشه

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 07:57 PM
Master Khan - protein isn't a bad thing. If you want to get big the normal way without protein shakes, I wish you good luck! :P Do you like fish? Salmon works like a charm too!

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 08:30 PM
hewwwo world?
Am I the only one "cool" enough to be on PF on a Saturday night? :(
I am studying and I am hoping for some PF distractions! where r u all?

Shlombayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :sad1: u hate me! you left me!

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 08:48 PM
Master Khan - protein isn't a bad thing. If you want to get big the normal way without protein shakes, I wish you good luck! :P Do you like fish? Salmon works like a charm too!
I love fish :).

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 08:49 PM
hewwwo world?
Am I the only one "cool" enough to be on PF on a Saturday night? :(
I am studying and I am hoping for some PF distractions! where r u all?

Shlombayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :sad1: u hate me! you left me!
Well its nearly 2:00 am in UK :), I will be going aswell soon.

Master Khan
05-29-2010, 08:52 PM
^Is it your birthday?
Yes it is...I should get to sleep.

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 08:56 PM
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to master khan!! :dancing:

how old r u? if u were here id made u a yummy cheese cake or ice cream cake!

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 09:28 PM
champ of what?

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 09:37 PM
of bringing smiles to PF :)

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 10:19 PM
you wanna bet?
Why r u so emo my dear?

Niazmina
05-29-2010, 10:35 PM
Damn, this movie's boring :\

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 10:36 PM
which movie?

Niazmina
05-29-2010, 10:39 PM
Housesitter :S

Muslimah
05-29-2010, 10:45 PM
hehe that does sound boring! i watched "the unborn" yesterday
what a waste of 1 hour and 20 mins of my life!
Lets go see Shrek!!

IamDZJ
05-29-2010, 10:48 PM
shaya jasvira maya, i love you..

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 12:14 AM
not a clue!

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 12:15 AM
i don't know either.

selgy
05-30-2010, 12:22 AM
Salaaamona And Good Morning from kabul... lovely day...

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 12:25 AM
i heard it in a song.

walikom salam selg.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 12:27 AM
:imwithstupid:

selgy
05-30-2010, 12:35 AM
w.salam Selgy, How is my lovely Kabul today?
such gr8 weather and the love in breeze.. Alhamdulellah wt a sight to see..

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 02:47 AM
hehe that does sound boring! i watched "the unborn" yesterday
what a waste of 1 hour and 20 mins of my life!
Lets go see Shrek!!

Lol i've watched that too, I was expecting more from it..totally rubbish movie!

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 04:38 AM
late brittny murphy's husband is found dead.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 05:47 AM
late brittny murphy's husband is found dead.

Old news > I say: good riddance *(times) 2

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 05:51 AM
why are you saying good radiance? what's so good about hearing of dead people?

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:05 AM
Just because a celebrity die doesn't mean its a really sad news.

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:06 AM
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to master khan!! :dancing:

how old r u? if u were here id made u a yummy cheese cake or ice cream cake!
thanks :), I use to able to make cakes but now I can't..I learn it in school.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 06:34 AM
Just because a celebrity die doesn't mean its a really sad news.

sometimes you say the stupidest things..i try to blame it on your age but it's really getting on my nerves.

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:44 AM
sometimes you say the stupidest things..i try to blame it on your age but it's really getting on my nerves.
people die in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq etc and for me thats more sad then a jewish celebrity in America.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 06:48 AM
o the irony!
you are stupid alright.

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:50 AM
o the irony!
you are stupid alright.
Not more then you.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 06:56 AM
stupidity and insanity are two different things but don't worry, i don't expect you to know the difference. after all , you are the kid who has only been thought of loss by his own means and nothing of compassion for others.

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 07:42 AM
stupidity and insanity are two different things but don't worry, i don't expect you to know the difference. after all , you are the kid who has only been thought of loss by his own means and nothing of compassion for others.

Fine then go and do dua for him then, and for god sake I am a not a kid.
I do have compassion for my people when the american goverment are killing them in Afghanistan and Iraq.
they kill innocent people in Afghanistan and thats nothing, A american die then its sad news.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 07:55 AM
:rolleyes:

MazloomyarMaseed
05-30-2010, 08:01 AM
stupidity and insanity are two different things but don't worry, i don't expect you to know the difference. after all , you are the kid who has only been thought of loss by his own means and nothing of compassion for others.



Take these things with a Pinch of Salt haha

Are you depressed or something, why do you always never say anything nice to anybody, do you suffer from postnatal depression or something?

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:03 AM
^ get lost with your stick on mustache.
my cat knows more about compassion than most of you morons around here.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:04 AM
you are the kid who has only been thought of loss by his own means and nothing of compassion for others.


implying that the poster here (DZJ) actually knows s\anything about compassion or the lack of it !!!! :blushes:

how cute :blushes: and ironic !!!

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:06 AM
do you suffer from postnatal depression or something?

ouch! Maseeda! that was a bit too strong rora!! :blushes:
she is just a child. A really bitter one but still young and nice in her own little way. :)

though I myself have gone too far in using the word Nice in this instance :blushes:

MazloomyarMaseed
05-30-2010, 08:07 AM
^ get lost with your stick on mustache.
my cat knows more about compassion than most of you morons around here.


Dont worry, I am way better looking than your husband, I understand, you are fustrated that is why your mad and angry.

Btw, i would love to see your face so i can kindly comment on your mustache.

MazloomyarMaseed
05-30-2010, 08:08 AM
ouch! Maseeda! that was a bit too strong rora!! :blushes:
she is just a child. A really bitter one but still young and nice in her own little way. :)

though I myself have gone too far in using the word Nice in this instance :blushes:


How old is she, she reminds of this girl called blood on Afghanforums.

Ive never met somebody so strange as her, I still feel she maybe sniffing glue or overdosing on mushrooms, because everything she writes, i get confused and shes never ever happy.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:08 AM
Dont worry, I am way better looking than your husband, I understand, you are fustrated that is why your mad and angry.

Btw, i would love to see your face so i can kindly comment on your mustache.


ha ha ha! no body messes with Maseed the Great :thumbup:

:Cool:

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:09 AM
say stick on mustache, isn't she the same girl who kicked ur hind out of that place approximately two years ago?

MazloomyarMaseed
05-30-2010, 08:15 AM
say stick on mustache, isn't she the same girl who kicked ur hind out of that place approximately two years ago?

Whats hind?

You mean head?

Has the salt got to your brain?

what two years ago? you see what i mean, i never understand this person at all.

She reminds me of the boogey woman, i wouldnt want you near my children, your the sea salt monster.

MazloomyarMaseed
05-30-2010, 08:18 AM
She reminds me of

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/55219666_f069362338.jpg

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:19 AM
&^#!#%^&*(&$@!@^*()$!@!@%^()_+_)$@!!@$^*&
have a nice day unless you help ur self otherwise.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:19 AM
say stick on mustache, isn't she the same girl who kicked ur hind out of that place approximately two years ago?

holding old grudges eh! :lal7:

why would you do that? Maseed is a nice guy!! :)

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:22 AM
you know i am not going to get mad right now but when i do on a later date, God help you both.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:24 AM
you know i am not going to get mad right now but when i do on a later date, God help you both.

:blushes: cute! :blushes:

by the way! that thing in your'e sig, its called a Jassaasaa!!!

:)

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:27 AM
please shut up
it's a poem by steven crane.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:28 AM
please shut up
it's a poem by steven crane.


and as it happens SC was talking about a Jassaassaa :):blushes:

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:30 AM
wats jassasa?

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:34 AM
wats jassasa?

Now I cant Tell you just like that can I?? that would take away all the epicness from it. Well, it is real, and not a made up thing, BUT you'll have to research it for yourself. !!

If you like SC's poetry, then you ought to know about this creature as well.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:44 AM
i have an idea but i am not going to bother with a research. i have a feeling i would live just as fine with out knowing about this "creature". :)

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:47 AM
i have an idea but i am not going to bother with a research. i have a feeling i would live just as fine with out knowing about this "creature". :)

OOO! WHAT a bright idea DZJ!! Your'e such a genius :blushes: ::rolleyes::

anyways, ^ nice to know you smiled even if it was an emoticon :)

and who made you smile? ME ME ME :) your'e old pal K-Cube :)

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:51 AM
that was just an emoticon but this one is caused by your lack of common sense so do feel good about yourself. :)

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 08:53 AM
that was just an emoticon but this one is caused by your lack of common sense so do feel good about yourself. :)

and thats a smile #2 :)
yay!!! K-cube gets 2 smiles in a row out of his friend, the ever sad DZJ.

The Galaxy is a brighter place because of me today :) > :blushes: > Yay.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 08:55 AM
i am not sad. get lost.

ooooo the sun is out..i can go places now!

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 09:00 AM
i am not sad. get lost.

ooooo the sun is out..i can go places now!


See!! I made you smile and God made the sun come out :)

Now, once more, smile for us, but this time as wide as this > :cheeze:

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 09:23 AM
Well if you look at her thanks you can tell what type of person she is.

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 09:26 AM
Well if you look at her thanks you can tell what type of person she is.

I think this was one of 'em, I think she said a thanx to me in her way.

i am not sad. get lost.
ooooo the sun is out..i can go places now!


:), we are each our own person, so there are bound to be differences. :)

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 09:29 AM
I think this was one of 'em, I think she said a thanx to me in her way.



:), we are each our own person, so there are bound to be differences. :)
emm.. I guess so :hmmm:

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 09:41 AM
how old r u birthday boy? :D

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 10:02 AM
wats jassasa?

=O k-cube no wayy!!

This thing if i'm not mistaken is Dajjals informer!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 10:04 AM
o great, he ruined it for me!

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 10:05 AM
Well if you look at her thanks you can tell what type of person she is.

Khog wrora..we are all different kinds of people, thats what makes pashtunforums so good, there is DIVERSITY, which is what we didnt have in chai khaana..if there are athiests here or some misguided muslims then its our duty to guide and help them:)..Alhumdulillah we even have reverts here:woot: May Allah bless them!!!

Dazahrojaam khor I can tell through heart is a nice person masha allah..she just doesn't want anyone to see it, after all it is the "online" forums :rolleyes:

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 10:06 AM
Well if you look at her thanks you can tell what type of person she is.


when i feel like thanking you, i will come up to you and do it the proper way it was meant to be. i am not going to engage in a race over who gets more thank yous in return. you have maseed for pointless girlish silliness like that.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 10:07 AM
there are bees building a nest outside my window and i realized there is a hole in my screen. I am slightly having a heart attack.

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 10:21 AM
there are bees building a nest outside my window and i realized there is a hole in my screen. I am slightly having a heart attack.

Unless they are the killer bees there is nothing to worry about. The honey bees are harmless:)

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 10:22 AM
o great, he ruined it for me!

LOL sowwie!!

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 10:42 AM
whats the difference? they look mean. They have really long legs. My neighbour is going to remove the next. phew

Am I an attention seeker? lol

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-30-2010, 11:03 AM
=O k-cube no wayy!!

This thing if i'm not mistaken is Dajjals informer!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I am afraid it is :Cool: .

such mystic and strange descriptions have more than one meaning.
symbolism, is the key. Like this one here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXFHf8xZ1CA

now it just looks like a good music video, but it has so many meanings in symbolism that random occurrence is ~ < .5%, which is very very low.

These things are not made randomly you know :winkwink:.
When you know what they are talking about, you know what they are talking about.

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 02:21 PM
how old r u birthday boy? :D
18 now.

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 02:43 PM
I am afraid it is :Cool: .

such mystic and strange descriptions have more than one meaning.
symbolism, is the key. Like this one here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXFHf8xZ1CA

now it just looks like a good music video, but it has so many meanings in symbolism that random occurrence is ~ < .5%, which is very very low.

These things are not made randomly you know :winkwink:.
When you know what they are talking about, you know what they are talking about.

Aaaargh..that Madonna is such an evil cow..that video is well freaky seen it before lol. Hmm so you know all about this too eh. You seen the arrivals and phase 3?

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 02:48 PM
Zmosh Pa Pashtun ki dagha si bad khalag sta che Punjabay ba pa kiss kai.
what do you mean by "ba pa"..I understand the rest.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 02:51 PM
ONLY 18 Master Khan? aww you're still a baby!!

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 02:54 PM
ONLY 18 Master Khan? aww you're still a baby!!
Noo lol I am not a baby, I am engaged :).

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 02:55 PM
lol
ya but you were probably engaged since u were 3...

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 02:56 PM
ONLY 18 Master Khan? aww you're still a baby!!

Think hes the youngest here lol..how old do you think i am:tongue:

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 02:58 PM
16!
U shall both be my sons!
Mine and shlombays! our children :P

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 03:00 PM
16!
U shall both be my sons!
Mine and shlombays! our children :P

Nah i'm 19 in July insha allah:)

Ps is it serious..with Shlombay?

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 03:01 PM
lol
ya but you were probably engaged since u were 3...
wow lol no!! I got engaged last year

16!
U shall both be my sons!
Mine and shlombays! our children :P
buy me chicken and chips!!...halal one :)

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 03:03 PM
hahah
no
he can't commit. He is right now trying to find wives over 500 pounds each. Wants four of them. They also must be hair and have a beard and moustache.
I definitely don't fit that description.

I will buy u chicken...chips are not healthy my son! Only if you go for a jog/long walk afterwards where u can burn off those chips and not get fat...then I can let you have them.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 03:04 PM
I know pashtuns that have been engaged since birth - kind of like parental agreements. Mabrook then my son! I must approve of her first! She is Pashtana? Educated?

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 03:28 PM
hahah
no
he can't commit. He is right now trying to find wives over 500 pounds each. Wants four of them. They also must be hair and have a beard and moustache.
I definitely don't fit that description.

I will buy u chicken...chips are not healthy my son! Only if you go for a jog/long walk afterwards where u can burn off those chips and not get fat...then I can let you have them.
wow thats great, I love to have a trainer.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 03:30 PM
hehe
I shall feed u accordingly to keep you healthy, and drag u to the gym. But..I don't like to drive...i hope you have your license. U can cart me around! :) Like a good son

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 03:41 PM
hehe
I shall feed u accordingly to keep you healthy, and drag u to the gym. But..I don't like to drive...i hope you have your license. U can cart me around! :) Like a good son

LOLLL awww:)

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 03:42 PM
hey
what u awwing? ur bothmy sons!

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 03:48 PM
hehe
I shall feed u accordingly to keep you healthy, and drag u to the gym. But..I don't like to drive...i hope you have your license. U can cart me around! :) Like a good son
I am still learning, you can't drive till you are 18 in the UK.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 04:57 PM
that sucks
Ok fine...i will cart my sons around until i get a license

wow i had you when i was 6 years old. shame on me!

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 04:58 PM
that sucks
Ok fine...i will cart my sons around until i get a license

wow i had you when i was 6 years old. shame on me!
lol!!, well the youngest grandmother ever is 24 in Italy.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 05:00 PM
wow
that should be illegal!
hows ur bday going? did u get a cake?

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 05:03 PM
wow
that should be illegal!
hows ur bday going? did u get a cake?
nope it was a normal day.
funny enough my brother brought a cake(not for my birthday) because it was really cheap lol..my mum just quickly brought it told me to cut it lol.

or else it was same crap but different day.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 05:06 PM
well I would've got you a big ice cream cake and taken you to Canada's wonderland if u were a good son and deserved it! :) Cuz thats what a good mommy does! haha

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 05:14 PM
well I would've got you a big ice cream cake and taken you to Canada's wonderland if u were a good son and deserved it! :) Cuz thats what a good mommy does! haha
wow thats sounds fun...at longs as I pay...I thanked alot of your posts :)

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 05:20 PM
lol no no mom pays! u do well in school...thats the exchange

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 05:22 PM
lol no no mom pays! u do well in school...thats the exchange
I am 18 now :), the thing is I stop taking money from mum and dad when I turn 16.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 05:26 PM
get a job :P

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 05:33 PM
get a job :P
I get paid for collage and soon I will inshallah :), I buy my own stuff.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 05:44 PM
u get paid for college? what???
im jealous...ill be paying that debt until im 30

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 05:47 PM
i need food. i hate whole wheat bread.

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 05:49 PM
u get paid for college? what???
im jealous...ill be paying that debt until im 30

Yeah in college we get something called EMA which stands for Education Maintenance Allowance..its something like £30 a week pretty good cash:) Its a pity I don't get this any more since i'm at university!

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 05:53 PM
You must pay for university here.

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 05:57 PM
You must pay for university here.

Yeah..all £3225 of it:sad1:

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:01 PM
Yeah..all £3225 of it:sad1:
wow lol, Thats alot

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 06:02 PM
You gets me!!

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:37 PM
I better start saving up I guess

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 06:40 PM
its a lot in canada too! Dont worry...we have all been there!

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 06:44 PM
Cool..i'm going to some solid work placement too and get around 15-20k insha allah:)

Master Khan
05-30-2010, 06:47 PM
with 20k I can start my own busniess in Pakistan

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 07:05 PM
what kinda business?

Pakhtunzai
05-30-2010, 07:17 PM
Making naswaaaaaaaar! :laugh1:

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 07:23 PM
uhh
can u translate for the non-pashtun?

Laila
05-30-2010, 10:41 PM
Salam everyone! :)

Laila
05-30-2010, 10:45 PM
I just came back from the coast....it was beautiful, and refreshing air, i miss it already lol.....i will post up pics in about 30 minutes :)

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 11:26 PM
OMG I have a freakin hijab tan line across my forehead! :blushes:
That just totally ups my attractiveness! NOT

Do any of you have hijab tan?

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 11:33 PM
no but i must be the first brown person who gets tanned in the sun which is why i avoid it at all cost.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 11:42 PM
brown people become more brown - thats fine! :) Ur brown tho? Pashtun ppl are usually pretty light! Thats cool! :)
I become tanned...but...my forehead is hilarious looking. My friends are going to laugh so much at me.

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 11:49 PM
i m kinda purpulish.. lol
because i am supposed to be wheat brown but i have been avoiding the sun or daylight for a while so i m pretty much purple. bad things happen when i end up in the sun.

Admin Khan
05-30-2010, 11:50 PM
Salam everyone.

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 11:50 PM
hehe
thats why you live in an igloo right? :)

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 11:50 PM
salaam walaikom brother! how r u?

Admin Khan
05-30-2010, 11:51 PM
I am good and yourself?

Muslimah
05-30-2010, 11:55 PM
alhamdulilla not too bad thanks! gettin ready for bed...but inshAllah we will talk tomorrow! spha mo pa khayr

IamDZJ
05-30-2010, 11:57 PM
machum chiqa bora mekhora ey dukhtar.
good night muslima

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 12:02 AM
gapai be mana be mana nazada bash ki bad mekhora sar ma.

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 12:14 AM
beaqal

Tamara
05-31-2010, 12:24 AM
This is Dari not French Mr. Shlombay

Tamara
05-31-2010, 12:29 AM
Afghans from Kabul speak Dari

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 12:30 AM
i know of qandaries who speak wonderful dari.
what's wrong with you people? what is with the ignorance?

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 12:32 AM
She said the name of that language was BEAQAL.

I guess those who speak it are called BEQALANESE? Or BEQALAN?

I dont know man.


Khudaya mosh da dagha si shaano sakha wasata

Ameen.


i would be a b%&^!$% if i speak pashto in this place for the rest of the month!

Tamara
05-31-2010, 01:07 AM
Alors on danse khwabaday swal :(

Laila
05-31-2010, 01:09 AM
Starving right now :lal7:

Laila
05-31-2010, 01:23 AM
^eat food.

I have nothing to eat though

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 01:33 AM
^ doesn't that take 3 hours to prepare?

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 06:54 AM
Why what happen to Iqra?

pukhtana
05-31-2010, 12:07 PM
Hey Master Khan

Pakhtunzai
05-31-2010, 12:21 PM
I am so worried about Iqra.

I hope everything is okay with her.

Sup with her? I have noticed she hasn't posted for a day or 2. Hope shes ok...

Pakhtunzai
05-31-2010, 12:29 PM
Walaikum Asalaam:)

Pakhtunzai
05-31-2010, 12:34 PM
Yeah all good thanks alhumdulillah..how about you?

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 01:13 PM
Hey Master Khan
Hey Pukhtana :) sangay eh.

Tamara
05-31-2010, 01:14 PM
Hallöschen. :)

Tamara
05-31-2010, 01:16 PM
nothing much. What about you?

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 01:16 PM
Kha yam Shlombay yo tu sangay eh zama kandahari wrora

Pakhtunzai
05-31-2010, 01:27 PM
Walaikum Asalaam:)

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 01:30 PM
Wsalaam Waziristan. :)

tor_khan
05-31-2010, 01:33 PM
Mine is the 6006th post.

6006 is a palindrome.

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 01:37 PM
Tor Khan wrora sangay eh,
I don't see you here alot now.

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 01:42 PM
Oh Azan started in my phone :), Time to pray.

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 02:10 PM
on ur phone?
did u have to pay for that?
i only have it on my computer!

Master Khan
05-31-2010, 02:16 PM
on ur phone?
did u have to pay for that?
i only have it on my computer!
I set 5 alrams in my day and when its time, Azan from Yusuf Islam will start :)...I miss the morning pray:banghead:

Khushal Khan Khattak
05-31-2010, 03:20 PM
AoA to all of ya !! :hairy:

Zari
05-31-2010, 04:51 PM
Salamoonnaaaaa

Admin Khan
05-31-2010, 05:54 PM
Afghan soccer tournament :)

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 05:57 PM
afghan food

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 09:21 PM
i would appreciate it if some one removed that joke's face from the main page. come on people, it monday already!

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 09:33 PM
^ agreed
Admin Khan has a soccer tournament. When hes done winning he'll post it!

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 10:34 PM
so what did you fail to achieve today muslimah?

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 10:43 PM
huh?
I don't get it...

*Mahzala*
05-31-2010, 10:52 PM
i would appreciate it if some one removed that joke's face from the main page. come on people, it monday already!

^ agreed

How do we stress this enough? Respect, please.

Neither is MOTW a competition, as many have made it to seem, nor is it based on favouratism and continuous urges and requests based on personal and conflicting interests. It simply acknowledges members who contribute valuable material to the forums, where qualtiy is the question, rather than quantity.

Admin Khan
05-31-2010, 10:55 PM
Salam everyone.

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 10:58 PM
salaam!
did u win???

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 10:59 PM
*mesbah*
i think u need to look at what was written in other posts. Racist very harsh comments and insults to many of the members...so people get upset. Its hard to respect someone when they slap you in the face, u know?
InshAllah we will try to be nice...we all try our best.

Admin Khan
05-31-2010, 11:03 PM
salaam!
did u win???

It was an interesting tournament. I was not participating in the actual tournament. I visited to spectate since I know the owner of the soccer teams.

Team Kandahar won the cup, They ended up defeating Virginia and Canada.


I might post up some pictures and videos. I just went for the experience.

*Mahzala*
05-31-2010, 11:04 PM
*mesbah*
i think u need to look at what was written in other posts. Racist very harsh comments and insults to many of the members...so people get upset. Its hard to respect someone when they slap you in the face, u know?
InshAllah we will try to be nice...we all try our best.

Muslimah, I try my utmost not to speak out of context.

Allah give us all that taufeeq. InshaAllah.

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 11:05 PM
well that'd be nice to see the pix....
yay kandahar. Shlombay will be super proud! :)
But...grr why did you have to beat Canada??

im glad you had fun

IamDZJ
05-31-2010, 11:10 PM
How do we stress this enough? Respect, please.

Neither is MOTW a competition, as many have made it to seem, nor is it based on favouratism and continuous urges and requests based on personal and conflicting interests. It simply acknowledges members who contribute valuable material to the forums, where qualtiy is the question, rather than quantity.


i am sorry it's my SALT ADDICTION. my MUSTACHE is getting on the way of my respect for him.

mesbah respect is not a privilege, it's earned. when he starts earning it, i will give it to him. until then, sucks to be him. :)
i don't have the patience in me nor the decency to grant people respect in charity. :)

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 11:19 PM
dazahrojaam - I have a confession to make!
I am madly in love with you! But not in a funky lesbian kind of way! :)<3

Laila
05-31-2010, 11:31 PM
I dont feel too good :unsure:

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 11:33 PM
aww *hugs*
i am in bed and the bIGGEST thunder and lightening flashed and now my power went out. I think I just had a heart attack. It scared me a lot! *tear*
its like shaking my room.

Laila
05-31-2010, 11:35 PM
aww *hugs*
i am in bed and the bIGGEST thunder and lightening flashed and now my power went out. I think I just had a heart attack. It scared me a lot! *tear*
its like shaking my room.

What?! i would have loved to be there....i tormentas amor :shy: (did i say it right? lol i forget Spanish)

Muslimah
05-31-2010, 11:43 PM
u torment love?
huh? lol

IamDZJ
06-01-2010, 12:12 AM
walikom salam

no one can define funky as well as steve harvey..

IamDZJ
06-01-2010, 12:22 AM
hey naz
and what did you fail to achieve today?

IamDZJ
06-01-2010, 12:38 AM
that would make two of us. my eyebrow piercing got infected so i don't know what to do. :(

IamDZJ
06-01-2010, 12:41 AM
i am only using detol and sea salt.

Admin Khan
06-01-2010, 01:17 AM
^Okay.

Laila
06-01-2010, 02:24 AM
Tonight it is a little warm

IamDZJ
06-01-2010, 02:34 AM
i need a tomato and we are all out.

Laila
06-01-2010, 02:35 AM
DZJ, we have some in my garden....and they are really big.

Admin Khan
06-01-2010, 02:49 AM
I have a headache.

Laila
06-01-2010, 02:55 AM
^ Same here

and i cant sleep it off :cursing:

Laila
06-01-2010, 04:09 AM
I took Tylenol two hours ago, it didnt help. Now on top of that my back hurts. GREAT!!!


Khushal Khan Khattak! where are you?! I missed you :shy:

IamDZJ
06-01-2010, 04:35 AM
i would be looking forward to that tomato first thing in the morning laila...

good 25 minutes left to 3 in the morning people. i am afraid it's my bed time...

Master Khan
06-01-2010, 11:42 AM
Toryalai I done that nightmare train stage with devil Jin :)