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کیش
12-11-2011, 03:06 PM
its cool man, if you like gooks then go for it

I aint judging

I would, but your statement is incorrect. I don't use Google, or any other search engine for that matter. I am in the paranoid side, so I already know that your searches are recorded and sold to marketers.

All smart phones are equipped with a secret app which records everything you type and sell it to marketers.

:hairy:

The ads are from Google AdSense program. Where google pays the site owner (Admin Khan) to place advertising where other site owners (Google AdWords) paid to be placed. So PF gets paid per click, to a site already predetermined by Google.

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 03:22 PM
remember when naatki said "jump that hype!"

ahahahaha

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 03:37 PM
is that where she lives? i thought i was talking to a southall ting.

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 03:42 PM
she knows bare places in london

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 04:07 PM
told you. you on your bb?

ping me nikka!

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 04:19 PM
i aint got a bb yet.

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 05:05 PM
what network you on? i have lycamobile

JAMALUDEEN
12-11-2011, 05:06 PM
this time....last year i was in UK..

Is it as cold as last year?

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 05:11 PM
its not snowing yet :(

orange is **** compared to o2.

JAMALUDEEN
12-11-2011, 05:16 PM
man, there was a restaurant in southall...with very tasty chapli kebab... it was owned by pashtuns..

kind of miss it..

we only have a few afghan resturants in here and they are not even good.. not as good as that restaurant.

کیش
12-11-2011, 05:41 PM
Idiot was right lol

http://oi44.tinypic.com/mkxff8.jpg

Don't doubt me, my son.

LyariTown
12-11-2011, 06:11 PM
i want to text you nikkas

graveyardofempires
12-11-2011, 06:20 PM
^
you can edit it

graveyardofempires
12-11-2011, 06:33 PM
i think the one made it can

and i think it is lyari guy

graveyardofempires
12-11-2011, 06:48 PM
Mahsud
yes he is not just atheist but all out anti Pashtun/muslims.

matter of fact he says "where is a drone when you need them" evertime they see a group of waziristanis/taliban.

btw he has many deluded ideas from thinking that khushal khan khattak was an atheist to Pashtuns loving dones and wars on their soil.

graveyardofempires
12-11-2011, 06:57 PM
^
can you explain to this brother the history of the sicko?

~Gangster~
12-12-2011, 12:44 AM
Amir Khan loses and so does our Afghan Soccer team :S

LyariTown
12-12-2011, 10:14 AM
this is what happens when you dont beat your kids.

WORLD'S STRICTEST PARENTS : JAMAICA PART I - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJm-Ux_i9E)

stupid white kids need a SLAP!

Soldat_Amir
12-12-2011, 11:19 AM
maseeda wrora, e mo khabara wawra.

soldat_amir yo kaapir angrez dai, e dai khabara prezda.

Thanks I didnt know you was a Takiri too. May god bless you grass hopper. Yes I am not a Mahsud/Maseed, I am a Pashtun, tribalism is Haram bro!

Soldat_Amir
12-12-2011, 11:21 AM
Can Admin Khan and Tor Khan removed my name from the Tags, its misleading and exposes some of the fustrated sexual tensions of certain members. ;)

LyariTown
12-12-2011, 11:31 AM
farishta!!!! how you been baby? >3

IamDZJ
12-12-2011, 11:33 AM
some jerk stole my paper again.:mad4:
Take it easy with the tags alright? It's filling up half of the page.

LyariTown
12-12-2011, 11:35 AM
farishta, my heart is the right way around.

is it 3> or >3 ????????????????

LyariTown
12-12-2011, 11:37 AM
i see

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 11:39 AM
guys
lets make a dua for our sick brother.

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 11:45 AM
soldout amir

LyariTown
12-12-2011, 11:46 AM
atleast the biggest kafir toramana has left.

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 11:50 AM
:S he is sick??
yes
and it hurts me seeing him suffering even further.

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 11:50 AM
^ U guys leave tormana alone :cryy: U do realize that he was a 40 year old man????? Be kind to ur elders even if they act irrational and say dumb things at times :(

he is 40 ?LOL

LyariTown
12-12-2011, 11:53 AM
toramakha kafir has been exposed as a liar by me long long ago.

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 11:55 AM
awwwwwwwwwww :hug1" arent u a nice person!!!!



Loool Yeaaaaaaaaaa He's around 40 or 42 :)
im trying to be as nice as possible

so the guy is a baba i didnt know,why in the hell does he act like a teenager than?

Digital Malang
12-12-2011, 02:10 PM
:lal3:

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 05:36 PM
im sick bro

graveyardofempires
12-12-2011, 05:43 PM
thanks bro

JAMALUDEEN
12-12-2011, 05:54 PM
lol @ the tags.

JAMALUDEEN
12-12-2011, 06:26 PM
Afghan Football - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx-2Q3OZ7i4)

IamDZJ
12-12-2011, 11:35 PM
who did you thank from my account you evil witch!

کیش
12-13-2011, 12:55 AM
^^

Go 2 sleep, Farishta.

How would you people answer this?

Give me an example of A situation where you went above and beyond the call of duty?*

Zmarak
12-13-2011, 01:03 AM
Apparently, from the tags box we can conclude with certainty that farishta is da one for me, she is hawt, she knows!!!!!!, she does not know, she is desired in marriage, she is not da one for someone, someone sees her (creepy) and who knows what else...

IamDZJ
12-13-2011, 01:04 AM
Afghan Football - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx-2Q3OZ7i4)
that is sad. shame on the afghan government.

کیش
12-13-2011, 01:05 AM
Apparently, from the tags box we can conclude with certainty that farishta is da one for me, she is hawt, she knows!!!!!!, she does not know, she is desired in marriage, she is not da one for someone, someone sees her (creepy) and who knows what else...

To make her feel better, I was the one who put "Farista Knows!!!!"

کیش
12-13-2011, 01:20 AM
^^^

Whose Gulalai?

I have a question for all:

Does having a hard to pronounce name, become a purden on you when your interviewing for management? I just got a phone call for a job interview and it took the poor lady three tries to get my name correct. Will this harm my chances?

I have usually worked for myself, or with other Afghans/South Asians so they can promounce my name with ease. White people cannot pronounce my name so easily.

Zmarak
12-13-2011, 01:30 AM
How do you spell your name in English? I'm fairly certain that at least Americans/Brits can't pronounce much of anything, no matter how many times they're told how to pronounce it or how simple it should be.

کیش
12-13-2011, 01:37 AM
How do you spell your name in English? I'm fairly certain that at least Americans/Brits can't pronounce much of anything, no matter how many times they're told how to pronounce it or how simple it should be.

It's spelled Kais, pronounced Kice. It seems easy, but these white people cannot pronounce Muslim names. They can pronounce onomatopeia, but not Kais.

I feel as if it is a burden, and most interviewers will not respond to my resume; they will probably think it would also be hard for their customers to pronounce it so they will hire a bob Joe and Mary instead.

I'm Also mentioning this because interviewers think I'm a liar. Once when I was in an Interview with the GM of Best Buys, he was calling me a liar and didn't belief their was a store named "Kennedy Fried Chicken" (resume experience). Even though I had passed two prior best buy interviews.

Zmarak
12-13-2011, 01:46 AM
one syllable word, that's sad and weird

یاسمینه
12-13-2011, 02:08 AM
I have typical Polish name Alicja, which has equivalents in English, French etc, but English/French spelling and pronunciations differ from the Polish one. Working in international team it took me a while to convince people that my name is Alicja, not Alice, Alicia etc. They learnt to write it correctly but never learnt to pronunce in the way I like. At least they tried.

Admin Khan
12-13-2011, 02:13 AM
How do you want it pronounced?

یاسمینه
12-13-2011, 02:33 AM
اليڅيا
It's simple :)

یاسمینه
12-13-2011, 04:46 AM
good choice ;)

SUMMERLOVE
12-13-2011, 06:43 AM
Alotta polish in Manchester, my uncle married one :)

After he divorced his wife of 15 yrs and the mother of his 6 kids. Shame shame.

Digital Malang
12-13-2011, 01:22 PM
whats good my countrymen

Digital Malang
12-13-2011, 01:34 PM
aww man i am so happy for u....I wish you a beautiful life....I just cant stop awwing for you. :hmm:

Talal
12-13-2011, 01:36 PM
pashto soft rock mix....thats some addicting music

کیش
12-13-2011, 06:20 PM
Where ma niggas at?

Teach me how to speak with a British accent? I would love to have that in my arsenal.

کیش
12-13-2011, 06:28 PM
A Harry potter and/or hotshot London accent :)

کیش
12-13-2011, 06:34 PM
Well what about something like a Braveheart Scottish accent?

KhyberKhan
12-13-2011, 06:34 PM
OBmIA14TL9k&feature=player_embedded

LyariTown
12-13-2011, 06:37 PM
bare polish nikkas everywhere ya dano.

have you guys ever noticed these white hijabis? who are they?

MANI Is wavEd.

LyariTown
12-13-2011, 06:41 PM
but theres BARE!

Zmarak
12-13-2011, 09:13 PM
bare polish nikkas everywhere ya dano.

have you guys ever noticed these white hijabis? who are they?

MANI Is wavEd.
how do you know they're not Nuristani or one of the blonde/red hair Pashtuns recently discussed on here? haha, yeah i know, the chances are low to non existant..... anybody else notice all the fun tags for this thread disappeared?

graveyardofempires
12-13-2011, 09:17 PM
how do you know they're not Nuristani or one of the blonde/red hair Pashtuns recently discussed on here? haha, yeah i know, the chances are low to non existant..... anybody else notice all the fun tags for this thread disappeared?
the Admins
btw arent you guys disgusted by the way some people put utmost disrespectful posts while also having no respect to Islam?

dont you guys think that gives us Pashtuns a bad rep?

Zmarak
12-13-2011, 09:24 PM
the Admins
btw arent you guys disgusted by the way some people put utmost disrespectful posts while also having no respect Pashtuns religion.

dont you guys think that gives us Pashtuns a bad rep?
I'm beyond disgusted. It gives us a bed reputatation at minimum. It is a clear and obvious violation of Pashtunwali and a spit in the face of Islam. More disturbing is the fact that it is allowed to become a near common occurence of this community and those responsible are allowed free reign to repeat their behavior again and again and again. I can't say that I understand why:hmmm:

graveyardofempires
12-13-2011, 09:28 PM
I'm beyond disgusted. It gives us a bed reputatation at minimum. It is a clear and obvious violation of Pashtunwali and a spit in the face of Islam. More disturbing is the fact that it is allowed to become a near common occurence of this community and those responsible are allowed free reign to repeat their behavior again and again and again. I can't say that I understand why:hmmm:
:hmmm: neither do I,
are we even allowd to state that question?

Digital Malang
12-13-2011, 09:29 PM
Gone are the days when the tags would be full of wonderous comments about Adam Yousafzai from his admirers

lol.... Check ur eyes son.....

LyariTown
12-13-2011, 09:36 PM
thats not me

Zmarak
12-13-2011, 09:45 PM
:hmmm: neither do I,
are we even allowd to state that question?
Also notice that the latest individual explicitly states that 'calling for his banning is a futile exercise, he suggests we cease'. Given that he has mocked and insulted the desecration of a deceased Muslim's body. Wonder why he's so confident that he will not banned from this particular forum? Something is patently strange about that.

Breshna
12-13-2011, 10:09 PM
If time could be turned back. If only that was possible.... i would give

anything for it...

graveyardofempires
12-13-2011, 10:19 PM
Also notice that the latest individual explicitly states that 'calling for his banning is a futile exercise, he suggests we cease'. Given that he has mocked and insulted the desecration of a deceased Muslim's body. Wonder why he's so confident that he will not banned from this particular forum? Something is patently strange about that.
maybe because he was at the meeting?
http://www.pashtunforums.com/support-announcements-13/our-first-pf-meet-up-went-smooth-downtown-toronto-15354/

Zmarak
12-14-2011, 01:28 AM
maybe because he was at the meeting?
http://www.pashtunforums.com/support-announcements-13/our-first-pf-meet-up-went-smooth-downtown-toronto-15354/ (http://www.pashtunforums.com/support-announcements-13/our-first-pf-meet-up-went-smooth-downtown-toronto-15354/)
Well this is helpful in a variety ways!

graveyardofempires
12-14-2011, 11:28 AM
waleikum asalam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuho

graveyardofempires
12-14-2011, 11:32 AM
khe yema
yaw so wrazey mareez woma os khe yema

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 11:44 AM
is unknownprince banned?

yes, but i dont know when and why.

graveyardofempires
12-14-2011, 11:47 AM
he actually got bullied out of here by the staff and some members.
he felt he was denied his rights and was treated unfair while people such as amir soldar and another fake amir ghanavi are getting away with anything.

graveyardofempires
12-14-2011, 11:54 AM
he was a good brother. dont know why this happened with him.
bad things happen to good people on PF not bad people such as soldat amir etc.

i myself am discouraged and insulted numerous times just lately

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:08 PM
adam deserves to get banged.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:11 PM
farishta

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:13 PM
4
,/,'.kvl,m bn;##

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:20 PM
relax sa, nadaan injalay.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:23 PM
i know i know but the point is you are gay.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:30 PM
Lol nO he aint!!!!

he is. watch his behaviour.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:39 PM
adam is as gay as a handbag full of rainbows.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:46 PM
i wonder why you defend him like this...

he is MINE. find someone else like soldat amir or scimitar.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:50 PM
fatrishta shut up you annoying likkle brat.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:51 PM
She wants to marry me obviously

us real Pashtuns do not intermarry with these Karlanis.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:53 PM
aha aha

atleast we are genetically pashtun. karlan was an orphan.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:55 PM
lol im joking. he was a pashtun.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 01:57 PM
hungry

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 02:00 PM
i still dont get who he is or how hes related to me but sure?

he was your ancestor from whom all karlani tribes (wazir, maseed, zazi, zadran, mangal, afridi, etc.) originate.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 02:05 PM
of course it is, you have been assimilated into the white society after all.

Digital Malang
12-14-2011, 02:12 PM
yo ma nikka wats goody

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 02:17 PM
my all good my nikka

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 03:06 PM
pf is slow

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 03:21 PM
Crime Patrol - Episode - 14 - Full Episode - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_95uBw8bmw&feature=relmfu)


damn crazy hindus :S

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 04:32 PM
^ No he is not -_- adams the least gay person on this forum ^.^

I disagree

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 04:37 PM
Nigga i got Proof 3 quotes against you

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 04:42 PM
Meant tags lol and dont make me put the one with dna all over the face

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 04:48 PM
Not if it was directed towards a guy

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 04:52 PM
Potatoes gonna Potate

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 04:58 PM
aww man i am so happy for u....I wish you a beautiful life....I just cant stop awwing for you. :hmm:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ohh crap Adam this nigga is on to you

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 05:12 PM
i want to Bang bang BANG adam. :(

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 05:24 PM
5 tags cannot lie.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 05:25 PM
and not even one of them are mine ;)

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 05:34 PM
not currently

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 05:36 PM
lol he's a real person, not me.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 05:49 PM
suckas. i got the dirt on all of you.

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 06:28 PM
Subhan did u mess up the poll and add like 20 Pashtun first with all of your accounts?

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 06:31 PM
na g. i only voted muslim first, twice.

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 06:34 PM
ohh its wierd how after 2 minutes the poll got 21 votes for Pashtun first

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 06:36 PM
u no peoplewho arent members can vote

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 06:41 PM
so that means i can vote as many times as i want...

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 06:48 PM
yes if log off and then vote and come back and again

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 06:54 PM
pashtunforum.com is so dead.

i just joined it to troll but theres nothing to troll. :(

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 06:57 PM
na i dont like interacting with those people

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 07:00 PM
hahaha its hard to troll of afghan forum. All of them ignore you like your not even there

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 07:01 PM
why is afghan forum censored when you type its full name here?

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 07:03 PM
THey got BEef

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 07:03 PM
lol theres heavy beef between these forums

کیش
12-14-2011, 07:04 PM
Lil Wayne makes $780,000 for one concert. He had 60 concerts this year.

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 07:05 PM
^ thanks for that.

کیش
12-14-2011, 07:08 PM
Shahrukh Khan is an actor, film producer and tv personality, with a net worth of $600 million dollars.

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 07:17 PM
Whats Salman Khans

کیش
12-14-2011, 07:28 PM
Whats Salman Khans

Wala Bachem ma, pachai Salman Khan ach namayga. Fikar mékhanom, nizdak $50-$100 million amerikayi dollar dara.

Ziyat zanika Baz Salman Khan asta. Pachai's kula zoy maybarta.

JAMALUDEEN
12-14-2011, 07:36 PM
why is afghan forum censored when you type its full name here?

because afghanforums is very anti afghan.

graveyardofempires
12-14-2011, 07:39 PM
do u guys think kaafir pakhtun is an insulting member name?

JAMALUDEEN
12-14-2011, 07:47 PM
I wouldn't be surprised...if its soldout khamir or one of his mates..

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 07:53 PM
What happened?

LyariTown
12-14-2011, 08:00 PM
Why loling?

JAMALUDEEN
12-14-2011, 09:09 PM
Good bye PF...for a few months..

Time to study jamaludeen... you killed enough time online...

oh yes you did..

Bye everyone...no hard feelings..

Babygak
12-14-2011, 09:58 PM
:trytofly:sooooo how is everyone!? its so dead on here right now!!!:dead:

:cryy:i should move across to the US and possibly be on the same time frame as everyone else.

dammit... sooo lonelyyyy:sad1:

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:13 PM
LOL LOner

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:16 PM
:fighting: :fighting: :fighting: stop talkin bout urself :tongue:

Adam you wanna know what Farishta rated u...compared to Dm LOL

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:18 PM
You dont wanna know?

Babygak
12-14-2011, 10:39 PM
now its alive...

i am a loner right now because I am at work hehehe

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:45 PM
Lol gulalai said "sowwy" today, she's been talking to you too much farishta

how about the classic Uffffffff

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:49 PM
Fooby???? YOU U FOB

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:52 PM
Graphing calculator for 120$ what a rip off...

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 10:57 PM
Adam are you becoming a fob and its too late i got it already

~Gangster~
12-14-2011, 11:00 PM
MOre like the Sheenlo.... Z effect is when you cant keep your mouth shut lol

Babygak
12-14-2011, 11:11 PM
Youre the turk right?



yes..yes i am... why do you ask?!

Alchemist
12-14-2011, 11:40 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sons of Anarchy ...season finished


http://www.newbabynames.org/images/baby-cry.gif

IamDZJ
12-15-2011, 01:16 AM
i steal the sprinkles from the muffin of my coworker with whom i don't speak. how badbum is that??:Cool:








:lal3:

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:49 AM
i want my ghanam rangi adam.

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:53 AM
wowwwww many pf people are also on those fake sites such as pashtunforum and pashtunsforum

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 10:19 AM
damn i ****ed up my life.

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 01:50 PM
im going to make a video for pf soon.

Babygak
12-15-2011, 04:23 PM
My kurdish friends have told me alot about yous ¬_¬

Turkish Cypriot is different than mainland turkish - kind of. Lol

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 05:12 PM
whats a chachi?

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 05:20 PM
oh i hate them

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 05:28 PM
youtube does that asw ell.

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 06:09 PM
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggg

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:05 PM
Adam is a fairy, Adam is a queer, Adam is fag, Adam is gay, Adam is homo...

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:14 PM
waiters gonna wait, my nikka.

sahil112
12-15-2011, 07:25 PM
whats up

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:26 PM
sahil my nikka

sahil112
12-15-2011, 07:27 PM
who u ?

sahil112
12-15-2011, 07:28 PM
a to da y wag111

manzz chillin mellow in da zoneee chilled to da ****ing maxx gt sum bob playinn in da background and dah yhhh
wa u sayinn

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:29 PM
who u ?

danno!

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:32 PM
haha same old sahil

nuthhing man, stuck in this dead place with niggas lke LyariTown

mancs are wanks

sahil112
12-15-2011, 07:32 PM
haha same old sahil

nuthhing man, stuck in this dead place with niggas lke LyariTown

man wasnt born nt to changee gt 1 destinyy fam!
and yh i see ber new uggz all ova da placee man

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:42 PM
motherhuggers

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 07:47 PM
^ REtard

Babygak
12-15-2011, 09:08 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/392087_10150453983708430_325974633429_8504630_1871 343935_n.jpg

Beautiful..

LyariTown
12-15-2011, 10:14 PM
i am a real person and not a spam bot!!! :(

Amir al Ghaznavi
12-15-2011, 10:19 PM
he actually got bullied out of here by the staff and some members.
he felt he was denied his rights and was treated unfair while people such as amir soldar and another fake amir ghanavi are getting away with anything.

keep ma name out ya mouth, bachai bereesh

~Gangster~
12-15-2011, 10:44 PM
Its really gayy i can see my friends

Laila
12-15-2011, 10:46 PM
Is anybody using Facebook timeline yet?

I dont get it, nothing has changed for me. My homepage settings are still the same.

Laila
12-15-2011, 10:52 PM
That is hella retarded, its going to look exactly like myspace

Laila
12-15-2011, 11:05 PM
^ nope, i didnt get it :S i am on FB right now and i didnt get a message notification

~Gangster~
12-15-2011, 11:19 PM
Ok ima deactivate FB b4 mine gets effed up -___________________-

THank GOd

~Gangster~
12-15-2011, 11:32 PM
:stupido:

Breshna
12-16-2011, 12:15 AM
Allah s.w.t when are....they going....to get better....i am praying night and day..................

Laila
12-16-2011, 12:18 AM
^ why what happened?

کیش
12-16-2011, 12:18 AM
Allah s.w.t when are....they going....to get better....i am praying night and day..................

It only gets worser before it gets better. Trust me on that.

That has been a part of my life for years now. Problems will keep coming down like a running faucet, but theirs no plumber coming to fix it anytime soon.

Laila
12-16-2011, 12:20 AM
^ seeing that just made me sad :lal3:

کیش
12-16-2011, 12:53 AM
^ seeing that just made me sad :lal3:

I hope I didnt sound like a negative Nelly.

کیش
12-16-2011, 01:17 AM
Oh wow I wrote something that made me want to cry.

Your lucky I edited it, Mr. Yousaf

What's with Neil Patrick Harris?

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 10:19 AM
Can you please change the orange font to a different color in your signature?

کیش
12-16-2011, 10:41 AM
^^^

Lol, your whipped.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 10:41 AM
orange and purple is an ugly combination of colors to stare at first thing in the morning. Now get rid of that huge stupid circle.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 10:48 AM
that is why I don't like it. Okay then.. See you around. I am putting you on ignore until purple orange and glaring circle business is over.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 11:01 AM
I am not eternal and neither are you , charas king.

کیش
12-16-2011, 11:03 AM
I am not eternal and neither are you , charas king.

Not to be Buzz Killington or anything, but Humans are eternal. When they "die" the soul actually just moves on, leaving the body to whatever its destiny is next.


In the grave, humans wait for the horn which will lead to the DOJ. after that Heaven or Hell for forreevverrrrrrr.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 11:07 AM
Not to be Buzz Killington or anything, but Humans are eternal. When they "die" the soul actually just moves on, leaving the body to whatever its destiny is next.
In the grave, humans wait for the horn which will lead to the DOJ. after that Heaven or Hell for forreevverrrrrrr.

says who?

کیش
12-16-2011, 11:11 AM
says who?

The god of Abraham, my friend.

Their is no end, you only move to stages. From child hold to adult. From the grave to the Ressurection, from the Ressurection to the after-life.

What is after the after-life? Has been daunting me since childhood.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 11:31 AM
The god of Abraham, my friend.

Their is no end, you only move to stages. From child hold to adult. From the grave to the Ressurection, from the Ressurection to the after-life.
What is after the after-life? Has been daunting me since childhood.

what does the God of Abraham say about substance abuse? The soul might be eternal but my eyes are not and neither are your lungs or kidneys. It's not wisedome if you need to beat it out of yourself with the help or marijuana.
The only thing that daunts me is the extent of some people's stupidity..

کیش
12-16-2011, 11:34 AM
what does the God of Abraham say about substance abuse? The soul might be eternal but my eyes are not and neither are your lungs or kidneys. It's not wisedome if you need to beat it out of yourself with the help or marijuana.
The only thing that daunts me is the extent of some people's stupidity..

What's up with your obsession with my smoking habits? It seems you like bringing it up every time possible?

My kidneys are functioning, thanks for wondering.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 11:49 AM
Qais it's your life and your lungs. You can do with them as you please. Wha you can't do is use the teachings Abraham's God to justify something which contradicts those teachings.
Pelabo I was not always a hijabi. I know the effects of marijuana very well. Stop making it seem so tempting.

کیش
12-16-2011, 11:56 AM
Qais it's your life and your lungs. You can do with them as you please. Wha you can't do is use the teachings Abraham's God to justify something which contradicts those teachings.
Pelabo I was not always a hijabi. I know the effects of marijuana very well. Stop making it seem so tempting.

What? Your judging me. That is only God's job to do. Are you denying that the world is eternal? When I speak in matters of the all-mighty have I made or exaggerated a claim? I do not make claims, just reaffirm it.

Everybody has faults, thats what it means to be Human. I'm not a saintly Angel, nor a devil. A human is in-between.


If the worse thing I do is smoke weed, then that is not bad considering what evils are easily available.

graveyardofempires
12-16-2011, 12:00 PM
wtf
and lol @ zahrojam

Soldat_Amir
12-16-2011, 12:01 PM
What? Your judging me. That is only God's job to do. Are you denying that the world is eternal? When I speak in matters of the all-mighty have I made or exaggerated a claim? I do not make claims, just reaffirm it.

Everybody has faults, thats what it means to be Human. I'm not a saintly Angel, nor a devil. A human is in-between.


If the worse thing I do is smoke weed, then that is not bad considering what evils are easily available.

Intoxicination of the mind is Haraam bro you might as well eat goat poo. Alcohol and Marijuana do the same job. Stop being a Adam Khan Charsi and be a "Boot Acha Larkee"

You dont need God to judge you.......buy yourself a microscope put it down your throat and take a web cam shot of your lungs, maybe you will need a light for it too.

Soldat_Amir
12-16-2011, 12:03 PM
I am not eternal and neither are you , charas king.

Whats the difference between dosing on Chars and overdosing on Salt?

Tjanaparh
12-16-2011, 12:12 PM
You cannot overdose on marijuana, and even if it did happen; the effects would be quite pleasant.

Salt on the other hand, can kill you.

You can overdose Marijuana, let it say to You as Pharmacologist, You can even die from it.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 12:17 PM
It seems like you are implying that the use of marijuana is unlawful in Islam.


When it makes you bull**** then it very much is haram in Islam. Even from a non Islamic point of view, if something prevents you from living a decent lifestyle then it's wrong. You don't need Islam to confirm that for you. And once again, it's your life, you can do with it as you please but don't justify it or make it seem like drugs can provide one with a greater advantage or insightful knowledge of life because it doesn't.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 12:22 PM
Whats the difference between dosing on Chars and overdosing on Salt?

kamzarf insaan.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 12:28 PM
How does it prevent me from living a "decent" lifestyle?
that pitted you just posted was a very indefny one even as a joke. Of course you wouldn't realize that because you have been high for such a long time, you don't even remember what decency feels like.

Ye Qais, I am judging you. You are like the man with chicken poop all over his shoes saying, don't judge me for being lazy... Only God can judge me. I am judging you. Good luck getting even with me in the day of judgment.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 12:35 PM
As Tor_Khan said to me once before, the pot is calling the kettle black.





you are like the pot that believes he is red. You are like a black pot they doesn't appreciate being black.

IamDZJ
12-16-2011, 01:24 PM
???

It was like a single equation with two unknowns.




There are three type of people who do the wrong thing.

Type 1

Do the wrong thing because they dont know any better. They will justify it until convinced otherwise.

Type 2

Do the wrong thing knowing its wrong. Never wasting their own or anyone else's time by justifying what they already know is wrong. They face the consequences but dont quit either.
Type 3

Understand the thrill but don't want to face the consequences. Convince themselves in to believing they are the first type but don't quit because they understand the thrill of doing wrong and not quitting either for the same reason.

That makes all of us black ...I am calling you a lying coward not black. More on that subject some other time. I have piles of work that needs to get done.

graveyardofempires
12-16-2011, 01:25 PM
Sir Smoke-A-Lot - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUD1LzHqNUc&feature=related)

Digital Malang
12-16-2011, 02:03 PM
Someone stole my favorite pen...bloody thieves :pullinghair:

یاسمینه
12-16-2011, 04:28 PM
Weekly shopping before xmas - pffffffff nightmare. People buy everything like mad!
I couldn't find half things that I usually buy, just because they have nothing to do with xmas...pffffffffff

Talal
12-16-2011, 07:56 PM
Half an hour jog in -15C weather .. I am legend

کیش
12-16-2011, 07:59 PM
Ahahaha ayaya farishta is a mean bully <3, and who ever wrote that spelt farishta wrong :shy:

FB is dumb, mofo froze :cryy:

Ohhhh, I forget the H.


Lemme fix that.

Breshna
12-17-2011, 12:45 AM
Wey Allah da halath......ba kela sam kezzjji...nor ba somra jarrezzjjum ma.......zra mai

sorrai sorrai soh...........

یاسمینه
12-17-2011, 01:52 PM
Puppy love ;)

Master Khan
12-17-2011, 02:42 PM
http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Shouldibreakupwithher.jpg

People in the west break up over anything.
they even divorce over small stupid things.

Insaaf_انصاف
12-17-2011, 02:49 PM
http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shouldibreakupwithher.jpg


lol

RangeeNa*
12-17-2011, 03:07 PM
Wey Allah da halath......ba kela sam kezzjji...nor ba somra jarrezzjjum ma.......zra mai

sorrai sorrai soh...........

:cryy:

یاسمینه
12-17-2011, 03:26 PM
LOL he said it smelt like garbage in the sun for years and it almost made him throw up, thats not a small thing brother

And what if the same will happen to you when you see your future wife for the first time????
Or maybe your farts smell of roses or violets? Then... chapeau bas :)

یاسمینه
12-17-2011, 03:32 PM
Forgive me but not gonna check ;)

Talal
12-17-2011, 08:06 PM
http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Shouldibreakupwithher.jpg

that made my day :running:

RangeeNa*
12-17-2011, 11:02 PM
BEST SWAT ZULM VIDEO = GREAT AWSOME POETRY HEART TOUCHING - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfz2u-ZILXA&feature=related)

کیش
12-18-2011, 12:07 AM
Does anybody play Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies? I've been playing so much that I've been killing zombies and barricading windows in my sleep now.

کیش
12-18-2011, 12:24 AM
I thought you was the realest nigga :cryy:

~Gangster~
12-18-2011, 01:04 AM
Does anybody play Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies? I've been playing so much that I've been killing zombies and barricading windows in my sleep now.

loool I used to play like crazy not so much of a challenge for me anymore... Whats ur highest level and with how many people?

کیش
12-18-2011, 01:21 AM
loool I used to play like crazy not so much of a challenge for me anymore... Whats ur highest level and with how many people?

Just got to level 22.

~Gangster~
12-18-2011, 01:22 AM
Just got to level 22.

I got to level 30 in Der Reise then i gave up lol

~Gangster~
12-18-2011, 01:23 AM
He said black ops gangster not nintendogs

Just cause you suck at zombies doesnt mean you got to hate

Subhan
12-18-2011, 01:28 PM
I am in doubt, once again.

IamDZJ
12-18-2011, 01:37 PM
real men don't question themselves because every action they take has been pondered upon first.

Subhan
12-18-2011, 01:39 PM
real men don't question themselves because every action they take has been pondered upon first.

Real women cook, clean and take care of kids, instead of committing cyber adultery with non-Mahram males on the internet.

کیش
12-18-2011, 01:41 PM
Real thugs load up the clips and empty the hollows.

IamDZJ
12-18-2011, 01:41 PM
Real women cook, clean and take care of kids, instead of committing cyber adultery with non-Mahram males on the internet.
who committed adultery on the internet?

Subhan
12-18-2011, 01:43 PM
who committed adultery on the internet?

Never you mind.

IamDZJ
12-18-2011, 01:45 PM
Never you mind.
actually i would. when i said real men don't doubt themselves, i was talking about you. so when you said real women don't commit adultery on the net, who were you talking about?

Subhan
12-18-2011, 01:46 PM
actually i would. when i said real men don't doubt themselves, i was talking about you. so when you said real women don't commit adultery on the net, who were you talking about?

If it makes you happy, then I was indeed referring to you.

IamDZJ
12-18-2011, 01:53 PM
If it makes you happy, then I was indeed referring to you.
i don't know how things work in your household but being called a ***** does not make me happy. i cleaned my house at 6 am today and i definitely do not commit adultery on the net or outside of it. if you weren't such a cheap assed beghairat dala with no self respect, you would have thought first and spoken later.

کیش
12-18-2011, 01:57 PM
If it makes you happy, then I was indeed referring to you.

Cmon bro, why you disrespect her like that?

Do you have any sisters? If you do then you would be used to being verbally assaulted and made fun of by them.

Subhan
12-18-2011, 01:57 PM
i don't know how things work in your household but being called a ***** does not make me happy. i cleaned my house at 6 am today and i definitely do not commit adultery on the net or outside of it. if you weren't such a cheap assed beghairat dala with no self respect, you would have thought first and spoken later.

I do not know what your problem is, but like everyone else around here, I too strongly urge you to get some medical help.

You stereotyped men and I sarcastically stereotyped women in defence.

The end. :-)

Subhan
12-18-2011, 02:00 PM
Cmon bro, why you disrespect her like that?

Do you have any sisters? If you do then you would be used to being verbally assaulted and made fun of by them.

She started it and no, I do not have any sisters and neither do I care for any.

کیش
12-18-2011, 02:01 PM
She started it and no, I do not have any sisters and neither do I care for any.

That is why your not used to being verbally assualted by females.


Females are mean, really mean. The good thing about sisters is that they will make you stone cold.

Subhan
12-18-2011, 02:05 PM
That is why your not used to being verbally assualted by females.


Females are mean, really mean. The good thing about sisters is that they will make you stone cold.

I guess so.

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 02:39 PM
real pashtuns smoke grass 24/7

IamDZJ
12-18-2011, 02:48 PM
I do not know what your problem is, but like everyone else around here, I too strongly urge you to get some medical help.

You stereotyped men and I sarcastically stereotyped women in defence.

The end. :-)

what i said about you was already said about you in your own post above mine. had it not scarred your ego as badly as it did, you wouldn't have proved me right by acting like the drug addicted retard that you very well know you are. what you said about me came out of your ass which is why you didn't even have the guts to stand by it three minutes later. once again, you have presented yourself as a self created sorry excuse of a wasted human life.
next time, do yourself a favor and think before you speak. for your own sake...

it's the beginning, not the end...

Subhan
12-18-2011, 02:50 PM
real pashtuns smoke grass 24/7


http://bitsythis.com/wp-content/uploads/green-grass.jpg


I loves grass


Even the cows are afraid to graze on that crazy grass we grow...

Subhan
12-18-2011, 02:53 PM
what i said about you was already said about you in your own post above mine. had it not scarred your ego as badly as it did, you wouldn't have proved me right by acting like the drug addicted retard that you very well know you are. what you said about me came out of your ass which is why you didn't even have the guts to stand by it three minutes later. once again, you have presented yourself as a self created sorry excuse of a wasted human life.
next time, do yourself a favor and think before you speak. for your own sake...

it's the beginning, not the end...


I am hungry and it's nearing Christmas.

Go make me a turkey.

IamDZJ
12-18-2011, 02:57 PM
I am hungry and it's nearing Christmas.

Go make me a turkey.
i emptied the trashbins early this morning. go beg somewhere else.

Subhan
12-18-2011, 02:59 PM
i emptied the trashbins early this morning. go beg somewhere else.

Cry me a river, sweetheart.

graveyardofempires
12-18-2011, 03:02 PM
fight fight fight fight

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 03:05 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386375_252434534823444_100001706991684_699271_6020 24061_n.jpg

Subhan
12-18-2011, 03:08 PM
lol dzj vs subhan aka lemagak


DZJ is Lema...

Unknownprince is Lemagak.

Where do I fit in? :cryy:

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 03:24 PM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/375431_256516371075532_100001515120484_715222_2079 882077_n.jpg

graveyardofempires
12-18-2011, 03:27 PM
what the hell is with the tags
its ridiculous ****ign losers

capiche1992
12-18-2011, 09:20 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386375_252434534823444_100001706991684_699271_6020 24061_n.jpg

l o l

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 09:46 PM
Adam is it sad that i havent scooba dived yet?

Subhan
12-18-2011, 09:47 PM
Adam is it sad that i havent scooba dived yet?

Me neither. It's a Afghan thing, we're not an aquatic people.

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 09:50 PM
I was kidding fool

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 09:54 PM
Adam your story is quite a hot topic these days...i feel like dedicating a thread for it....

~Gangster~
12-18-2011, 09:59 PM
Adam your story is quite a hot topic these days...i feel like dedicating a thread for it....

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DO IT ill like your thread

Digital Malang
12-18-2011, 09:59 PM
My story?

awww hahaha....dont play dumb with me or imma write the complete story in here my bro ;)

Subhan
12-18-2011, 10:26 PM
Im bored :/

Za chi Taniwal ta zu! :`)