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Haris
08-01-2011, 11:09 PM
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/yawn.gif



..:lal28:

Good night.

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 01:13 AM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/222998_123255331102277_112958588798618_159986_4681 534_n.jpg

کیش
08-02-2011, 01:15 AM
^^^

Your still awake mom, go to sleep!!

Also,

Study and learn Islamic knowledge, all year around.

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 01:31 AM
lol yeah i am :shy:
i'm on youtube :P

‪Dear Sister. You Are Like a Flower in the Desert!‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYfV5aOmXY)

& yes of course inshallah (:

sahil112
08-02-2011, 09:24 AM
i gt my coporation tax letter but the amount is balnk :S and da tax rate going is 28 percent!!! dey just robbing me while telling me im being robbed -_-

sahil112
08-02-2011, 09:29 AM
file:///C:/Users/Kandahar/Desktop/%E2%80%AAkandahari%20pashto%20afghanan3%20part%201 2%E2%80%AC%E2%80%8F%20-%20YouTube.webarchive

Haris
08-02-2011, 10:42 AM
lol yeah i am :shy:
i'm on youtube :P

‪Dear Sister. You Are Like a Flower in the Desert!‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYfV5aOmXY)

& yes of course inshallah (:



:smile1:

Masha'Allah.

Haris
08-02-2011, 11:25 AM
I'm going to try and make some wallpapers.

Haven't done this for years, and even then it was really basic things

sahil112
08-02-2011, 11:26 AM
i hte hayfeverrrr

sahil112
08-02-2011, 11:38 AM
i tink im gna start drawing

eyeliner
08-02-2011, 11:57 AM
i tink im gna start drawing

drawing?

Master Khan
08-02-2011, 12:28 PM
Sangay yai

sahil112
08-02-2011, 01:09 PM
@ eye yes drawingg uno using a pencil and papaerr:P

and masterr khannn singaa ye jor roghh?

i have hayfever:(

Master Khan
08-02-2011, 01:28 PM
alot of people got hayfever lol

sahil112
08-02-2011, 01:30 PM
really making my mood go :@

Haris
08-02-2011, 02:04 PM
http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq87/blokoman/public%20album/greenwallpaper1.png?t=1312308195

my new wallpaper :hairy:

Sheenka
08-02-2011, 02:07 PM
mashallah, really nice and i love the colour :hmm:

sahil112
08-02-2011, 02:08 PM
i have an animated wormhole wall paper which is rewall kll

Master Khan
08-02-2011, 02:27 PM
I got animated Matrix wallpaper, use to have a MW2 one lol.

eusuphxai
08-02-2011, 05:55 PM
hello everyone how are you lot doing?


there is a "new reply" button here so is there ever an old reply too?

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 07:17 PM
^ asalamalaikum. where have you been? lol

one more hour :hmm:

eyeliner
08-02-2011, 07:32 PM
[QUOTE=sahil112;491341]@ eye yes drawingg uno using a pencil and papaerr:P

:awkward: i thought that was writing lol

Master Khan
08-02-2011, 07:35 PM
Becareful with the eyeliner..don't stab yourself in the eye nigga

eyeliner
08-02-2011, 07:37 PM
^ lol

randolph85
08-02-2011, 07:46 PM
why do i only see eyeliner rarely yet she has so many posts???

eyeliner
08-02-2011, 07:49 PM
i wonder

eyeliner
08-02-2011, 08:22 PM
^ you what? * coughs non stop*

~Gangster~
08-02-2011, 09:00 PM
If anybody here ever gets send to prison, and It's Ramadan. No need to fear!! Theirs an active Masjid, and The Message is played everyday.

HOnestly what are you talking about?? Ramadhan is getting to your head isn't it???

IamDZJ
08-02-2011, 09:01 PM
his brain is about to catch fire. he hasnt had a single pinch of weed since....probably 20 minutes after sahari...

sahil112
08-02-2011, 09:06 PM
imm so sleeepyyyyyyyy

IamDZJ
08-02-2011, 09:07 PM
my condolences...for the weed bit...

sahil112
08-02-2011, 09:18 PM
Da Nang aw da Ghairat pa Wraz me Gora..

Yaw qadam ba Shata na Sham ka AFGHAN Wom.

Da PASHTO Fitrat me Dumra ISLAMI Day.

Ka ISLAM na vay no Hum ba MUSALMAN Wom...

MostafaM
08-02-2011, 09:25 PM
actually it's been 6 days and 2 hours since I smoked any kind of weed :running:


You smoke weed?

How does it feel like?

Can you describe how you feel after inhaling it?
I always wondered...

:ashamed:

sahil112
08-02-2011, 09:48 PM
You smoke weed?

How does it feel like?

Can you describe how you feel after inhaling it?
I always wondered...

:ashamed:

well dependz if your lightweight or heavyy and hw gd the weed is

but in da end it will happen as this: u inhale it, its kinda sweet hard to say but it tastses like weed couse its weed init, might be a bit hard on your throat, ul get light headed for a bit and den ul be loughinn and smiling for no reason or at da most stuipdest tingz den ul zone out as in youl be in your own world, ul hear ppl talkin to u but ur brain is running sumwer else tinkin of sumthin else and den ul get da munchies and by this time i hope for u u have a lot of food near u

Digital Malang
08-02-2011, 09:52 PM
2 down babyyy :runaround:

Haris
08-02-2011, 10:09 PM
Remember kids,

hugs not drugs.

sahil112
08-02-2011, 10:09 PM
Your first hit will feel strange. Like it is real strong so I will suggest inhaling slow. After a few "Tokes" you will feel a little light-headed, but it feels great (:hairy:). Any pain you have in your body, it will go away.

I like to smoke so I can do multiple workouts in one day. Like in the mourning i lift weights for 1-2 hours. When I want to do a cardIo workout I smoke up, and exercise for around another hour. If I have any left, I hit up the remaining size then play basketball. So it's like steroids for me (:hairy:)

For rookies it gets your throat real dry, and have a hunger that doesn't go away.

**
please don't smoke weed, it is bad for your health,

lol at rookies ahah and da health tip ahah

sahil112
08-02-2011, 10:10 PM
Remember kids,

hugs not drugs.

what kind of gay **** is disss :fighting:

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 10:14 PM
why are you guys always talking about drugs?

Haris
08-02-2011, 10:18 PM
^

f68VXKMZT1Q&feature=related

Digital Malang
08-02-2011, 10:20 PM
Remember kids,

hugs not drugs.

why are you guys always talking about drugs?


http://jmelanson.smugmug.com/photos/999815925_zNvTQ-O.gif

sahil112
08-02-2011, 10:20 PM
^^^ LOLLL dats like her nick name nw aha

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 10:22 PM
-_-

MostafaM
08-02-2011, 10:23 PM
LOL Thanks for your replies Sahil and کیش (http://www.pashtunforums.com/members/-and-1705%3B-and-1740%3B-and-1588%3B-1838/) !

I didnt ask because I was gonna do it.
Actually, I cannot smoke at all because I react allergic to nicotin.

@ Gulalai,
because experiences should be exchanged.
Problem?

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 10:25 PM
@ Gulalai,
because experiences should be exchanged.
Problem?

yes problem :ashamed: i dont like drugs.

Mor Jan,

mujhē māpha kara dō

koi bat nahi beta hahahaha did i say it right? :shy:

~Gangster~
08-02-2011, 10:27 PM
koi bat nahi beta hahahaha did i say it right? :shy:

LMao:pullinghair:

MostafaM
08-02-2011, 10:30 PM
yes problem :ashamed: i dont like drugs.



I think you are talking about the side effects of synthetical drugs here and not drugs in general.

Your own body produces an array of opiates.

For example:
If you jog, after 40-45 mins your brain will produce certain opiates and you feel good and it supresses the pain in your legs.
Never heard of the expressions "Runners High"?

Dont hate!

:celebrate:

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 10:33 PM
I think you are talking about the side effects of synthetical drugs here and not drugs in general.

Your own body produces an array of opiates.

For example:
If you jog, after 40-45 mins your brain will produce certain opiates and you feel good and it supresses the pain in your legs.
Never heard of the expressions "Runners High"?

Dont hate!

:celebrate:

chup kena o chai de woska :shy:
ma stana da drugs pukhtana na da kare :hmm: hahaha

It's

Koi samasya bet nahim

:hairy:

:hairy:

idk what you're talking about, but ok :hairy:

MostafaM
08-02-2011, 10:35 PM
chup kena o chai de woska :shy:
ma stana da drugs pukhtana na da kare :hmm: hahaha



Very rude you are, Mademoiselle! haha:tongue:

Good night!
:blushes:

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 10:38 PM
Very rude you are, Mademoiselle! haha:tongue:

Good night!
:blushes:

:( i was just kidding
chai na ske? :cryy:

MostafaM
08-02-2011, 10:40 PM
:( i was just kidding
chai na ske? :cryy:

Hahaha

I know, dont worry. :hmm:

Aw na, dera manena, kho ze wos zemelem!
Chai chekay neshem. Da wos me obey wochekel!

:blushes:

Gulalai
08-02-2011, 10:44 PM
Hahaha

I know, dont worry. :hmm:

Aw na, dera manena, kho ze wos zemelem!
Chai chekay neshem. Da wos me obey wochekel!

:blushes:

ok dase me ma scare kawa kana :fighting:

hahaha kha za no, good luck with day 3 (:

IamDZJ
08-02-2011, 10:49 PM
great, unknownprince is online again.:banghead:

MostafaM
08-03-2011, 12:43 PM
ok dase me ma scare kawa kana :fighting:

hahaha kha za no, good luck with day 3 (:


Da chawkey lass na de keeghda, Madame Domestic-Violence Award Winner 2011!

I wont scare you anymore, promised. LOL

Day "3" is going well, hopefully for you, too.

:ashamed:

Haris
08-03-2011, 12:49 PM
You know when you leave your car with the windows closed on a hot, sunny day and you step in and it's all hot and stuffy..


...that's my room at the moment :|

MostafaM
08-03-2011, 12:54 PM
You know when you leave your car with the windows closed on a hot, sunny day and you step in and it's all hot and stuffy..


...that's my room at the moment :|

Hmm, two different effects casue these things:

your car is heated up because of the greenhouse effect in small,
your room is heated up because of heat conduction from the room walls.

( I suggested now that your room has no big windows. If it has, it may well be the same greenhouse effect like with your car.)

Haris
08-03-2011, 12:59 PM
lol no I just woke up and the sun was there beaming into my room for the last 10 hours.

I opened the windows but it's still so hot.

Haris
08-03-2011, 01:01 PM
No fan brother?


I got this thing in my ceiling
Buy Decorative 3 Light Ceiling Fan at Argos.co.uk - Your Online Shop for Ceiling fan lights. (http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/4306528/Trail/searchtext%3EFAN+LIGHT.htm)


Reminds me of the dirty ice cream parlours in Kabul and Peshawar lol

Gulalai
08-03-2011, 02:52 PM
Da chawkey lass na de keeghda, Madame Domestic-Violence Award Winner 2011!

I wont scare you anymore, promised. LOL

Day "3" is going well, hopefully for you, too.

:ashamed:

LOL >.<

manana (:

graveyardofempires
08-03-2011, 02:54 PM
hippo crits

sahil112
08-03-2011, 03:00 PM
mann working on ur feet all dai and fasting can literaltyy kill u !!

Laila
08-03-2011, 03:01 PM
Good Morning y'all :)

Haris
08-03-2011, 03:03 PM
The Sun is going to set soon and you are saying good morning lol

Haris
08-03-2011, 03:03 PM
lol you sure your not pakistani lad :P

It was already in the house when we moved in :ashamed:

Laila
08-03-2011, 03:04 PM
The Sun is going to set soon and you are saying good morning lol

oh, its morning for me :ashamed:

then good evening to you :tongue:

Digital Malang
08-03-2011, 04:30 PM
Maybe the chicken was a weed smoker?

Haris
08-03-2011, 04:34 PM
Give it to the Taliban for inspection lol http://www.pashtunforums.com/political-talk-11/taliban-ban-frozen-chicken-19720/#post491725

Gulalai
08-03-2011, 05:17 PM
touba :trytofly:

well how is everyone? who's still fasting? :P

Gulalai
08-03-2011, 05:31 PM
:hairy:


How do I set my account to Guest?


you ask the mods to do it for you...

Haris
08-03-2011, 05:46 PM
touba :trytofly:

well how is everyone? who's still fasting? :P


I am good.

Rozha pe khair thereegi alhamdulillah.
This Ramadan feels like nothing. Thought it was going to be harder given that it's the middle of Summer.

Gulalai
08-03-2011, 05:49 PM
I am good.

Rozha pe khair thereegi alhamdulillah.
This Ramadan feels like nothing. Thought it was going to be harder given that it's the middle of Summer.


thats good!
yeah i thought so too but i guess it''s better because you have less things to worry about :P

Haris
08-03-2011, 06:00 PM
^ lol

sahil112
08-03-2011, 06:18 PM
thats good!
yeah i thought so too but i guess it''s better because you have less things to worry about :P

its couse ur both lazy bums who need 2 get a job:tongue:

Sheenka
08-03-2011, 06:38 PM
&#x202b;دمعتي اليتيمة عبد المجيد الفوزان&#x202c;&lrm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D4hN5k5JqI)

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 06:50 PM
lol @ Wishy Washies, You guys talk like your 5

Haris
08-03-2011, 07:02 PM
its couse ur both lazy bums who need 2 get a job:tongue:


LOL that's true


..but I got a part-time job :fighting:

can't speak for Buzz Killington over here though lol :tongue:

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 07:06 PM
hahahha rooty tooty sounds like a cartoon. We NiGGahs up in here call it Glocks

Digital Malang
08-03-2011, 07:22 PM
Lmaoooooooo!

&#x202a;Ramadan&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_H16npo9YE&feature=player_embedded)

Haris
08-03-2011, 07:26 PM
lool

sahil112
08-03-2011, 07:30 PM
what upp nigggggggggggazzzzzz

Haris
08-03-2011, 07:31 PM
Jp9BSW38bXg&feature=related

Digital Malang
08-03-2011, 07:40 PM
I order everyone to stop talking to KAish until he stops deleting his posts. :fighting:

MostafaM
08-03-2011, 07:57 PM
Yaw de wee,
nerr de wee.

Haris
08-03-2011, 08:56 PM
I don't really dream in languages. If I do, I don't realise it.

My English is far better than my pakhto though. I speak pakhto with my family and relatives, English with my brothers and friends.

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 08:57 PM
I was wondering what is everyones first language? Like what language are your thoughs, and dreams?

Mines is English :hairy:

English and im gonna quote you just in case

Haris
08-03-2011, 09:04 PM
Haris

You don't remember your dreams?

Gangster

Quote me for what? What is this, a Federal case against me


I'm quoting you as well.


My memory isn't that good lol
I can't remember the last dream I had.

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:05 PM
^^^ yh your being charged for no reason at all

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:06 PM
Haris

You don't remember your dreams?

Gangster

Quote me for what? What is this, a Federal case against me

Im on to you Kaish:dog:

Gulalai
08-03-2011, 09:07 PM
i hate washing the dishes after everyone ate gulpi -_-
LOL

Haris
08-03-2011, 09:07 PM
Ey Sahil

When does Ismak (beginning of the fast) start for you?

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:07 PM
^^^ yh your being charged for no reason at all

Sahil you've never gotten a taste of him deleting his comments and then it make us look like fools talking to ourselves

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:14 PM
you people are funny

eyeliner
08-03-2011, 09:17 PM
Identify yourself.

its probably ayub lol

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:18 PM
hmm Mashal let me guess r u Ayub, Fahd, sherlock or da kunar ghro since hes pretty popular too?

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:19 PM
^none ;)

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:20 PM
^feds?? and im not ayoub

eyeliner
08-03-2011, 09:21 PM
^feds?? and im not ayoub

of course your not, your probably Tamika

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:21 PM
^oye pancake im not ayoub!!

Digital Malang
08-03-2011, 09:21 PM
HEy yu guyz stop hatin' on MAshal :ashamed:

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:22 PM
of course your not, your probably Tamika

howd ya guess?

eyeliner
08-03-2011, 09:22 PM
Why wont ayub just leave us alone

talk about haunted

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:22 PM
HEy yu guyz stop hatin' on MAshal :ashamed:

thanks

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:22 PM
HEy yu guyz stop hatin' on MAshal :ashamed:

here it is the famous Dm flirting with Ayub

eyeliner
08-03-2011, 09:22 PM
howd ya guess?

Hows rochelle?

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:23 PM
^rochelle?

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:24 PM
Ey Sahil

When does Ismak (beginning of the fast) start for you?

like 3:17 am

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:24 PM
bebi sheerini?

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:24 PM
^i love that song <3

*mashal*
08-03-2011, 09:25 PM
3 more hrs left until fastttttttt breaks :(

Haris
08-03-2011, 09:26 PM
like 3:17 am

Ok, thanks.


Was asking because I got one that say's 3:07, this says 3:44 Ramadan Timetable - London (http://www.ramadantimetable.co.uk/ramadantimetable-uk/london) and now you got 3:17 lol

:awkward:

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:26 PM
Sahil you've never gotten a taste of him deleting his comments and then it make us look like fools talking to ourselves

LOLL nah nt yet famm

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:28 PM
pakii -_- ber doin it differently to every1 else LOLL

Haris
08-03-2011, 09:30 PM
Well its 3:19 in manchester


Your a manc :glare:
You don't count.


b6-NK7PIAj4

LOL

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:30 PM
jus dun my peshlemay with glass of tropical juice and 2 bannaz----talk bout loss of apetitee ahah

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:37 PM
5 more hours until fasting starts again LOl

کیش
08-03-2011, 09:40 PM
Mofo's can't rhyme no more/ about crime no more/ until am no more/ cause am so raw/ flow to sick/ better then any Nigg/ like a stick-up kid/ I roll through life, not giving a ****/ broke, but swag like am rich

:celebrate:

Digital Malang
08-03-2011, 09:42 PM
oh boy, idiot is high again.

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:43 PM
Mofo's can't rhyme no more/ about crime no more/ until am no more/ cause am so raw/ flow to sick/ better then any Nigg/ like a stick-up kid/ I roll through life, not giving a ****/ broke, but swag like am rich

:celebrate:

your swagger myt be like your rich but u aint nuthin but a bitch:tongue:

~Gangster~
08-03-2011, 09:45 PM
your swagger myt be like your rich but u aint nuthin but a bitch:tongue:

LMAO GEt Playedddddddd

کیش
08-03-2011, 09:47 PM
Smoked crazy blunts/ around the clock yo, beyond fun/ higher then dumb/ energy so high, I can just run/ Forrest Gump/ yea son/ f*ck the police/ use Jedi mind tricks/ out the way, you b*tch/ I got your patrol ID memorized, you snitch/ in fact I know the county/ what's up 206

Sahil/Gangstar

Peep the sig

sahil112
08-03-2011, 09:53 PM
Smoked crazy blunts/ around the clock yo, beyond fun/ higher then dumb/ energy so high, I can just run/ Forrest Gump/ yea son/ f*ck the police/ use Jedi mind tricks/ out the way, you b*tch/ I got your patrol ID memorized, you snitch/ in fact I know the county/ what's up 206

Sahil/Gangstar

Peep the sig

im a cagedd lionn alwys dyin to hurt u, alwys a beliver dat my rhyms a vitue, u jus a heathen and u lie like a church do, i cant belive that allah hasnt cursed u! u to commericial u still a disgrace, u like to sit around wid women watchin will and graceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

کیش
08-03-2011, 09:57 PM
Whop whop/that's the sound of the police/ no not a patrol car, but an unmarked car/ my whip, all black with tints/ wassup detective, you stinking pig I could smell your stink/ "license and registration"/ nah, I dont got my license on me/ "sir we going to search the car"/ ayo back up the off my car/ yea I got some contraband/ yea man, and?/ you can't arrest me/ I'm a Jedi, look the other way/ "Okay your free to go"/ damn, what you wasting my time for/

Lol, this is true story

sahil112
08-03-2011, 10:01 PM
Whop whop/that's the sound of the police/ no not a patrol car, but an unmarked car/ my whip, all black with tints/ wassup detective, you stinking pig I could smell your stink/ "license and registration"/ nah, I dont got my license on me/ "sir we going to search the car"/ ayo back up the off my car/ yea I got some contraband/ yea man, and?/ you can't arrest me/ I'm a Jedi, look the other way/ "Okay your free to go"/ damn, what you wasting my time for/

Lol, this is true story

LOLLL u really told dem u gt contrabndd ahaha?

کیش
08-03-2011, 10:04 PM
LOLLL u really told dem u gt contrabndd ahaha?

They smelled the Marijuana, when they were in my backseat the detective said "what's that smell", I was like "nothing". Lol, me and my cousin was smoking in their just 10 minutes before.

I didn't have my license on me. Boy, was it a problem.

He gave me a pen and paper, and told me to write my name since my Afghan name is to hard to spell. He was looking hard at my hands, if I was nervous.

sahil112
08-03-2011, 10:05 PM
They smelled the Marijuana, when they were in my backseat the detective said "what's that smell", I was like "nothing". Lol, me and my cousin was smoking in their just 10 minutes before.

legendd!!

lostsoul.
08-03-2011, 11:57 PM
adam ibn yousefzai
those guys were listening to and doing rabab lol while ppl praying isha monz !! so this mulla came alone and did wat u can see ;)
came like a lion and went like a lion <3
&#x202b;الشيخ علي اسد الهيئه&#x202c;&lrm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFgAU8KraM&feature=related) [/URL]

Gulalai
08-04-2011, 12:05 AM
adam ibn yousefzai
those guys were listening to and doing rabab lol while ppl praying isha monz !! so this mulla came alone and did wat u can see ;)
came like a lion and went like a lion <3
&#x202b;الشيخ علي اسد الهيئه&#x202c;&lrm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFgAU8KraM&feature=related) [/URL]

hahahaha :hairy:

Haris
08-04-2011, 12:06 AM
der kha shwul

lostsoul.
08-04-2011, 12:37 AM
haha yeh :P

he's the lion of haiya'at ala'mro bil ma'aroof wa nahi a'an almunkar :D

Haris
08-04-2011, 12:48 AM
Shouldn't it be Adam Ibn Yusuf?

Since Ibn Yusuf and Yusufzai mean the same thing.

lostsoul.
08-04-2011, 12:52 AM
but the same tribe named yousefzai but still i think ur right :p lol

Haris
08-04-2011, 01:02 AM
I don't know lol, just guessing

Laila
08-04-2011, 04:36 AM
For the love of God, get these things out of my mouth

sahil112
08-04-2011, 06:03 AM
of to work inabittt :) and it finally rained aswell aha

Digital Malang
08-04-2011, 04:26 PM
&#x202a;Daniel Tosh Is It Racist - Tosh.0&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5KJt-NgVA&feature=player_embedded#at=50)

sahil112
08-04-2011, 05:57 PM
imm so tiredd

Master Khan
08-04-2011, 06:45 PM
it rain alot today..came home all wet...but love it.

eyeliner
08-04-2011, 07:54 PM
Thank God for rain.

Haris
08-04-2011, 09:27 PM
and it finally rained aswell aha

it rain alot today..came home all wet...but love it.

Thank God for rain.


:hairy: Been melting these last few days lol



I got quiche in the oven for sehri. Never had quiche before.

sahil112
08-04-2011, 09:29 PM
famm itss beeen boilingg and all dat humidityy was gettin g 2 all of us i tink ahah so yh da rain was welcomedd :P

Haris
08-04-2011, 09:38 PM
Yeah I agree, wasn't the temperature though, that was alright in the early 20's. It was the humidity at almost 100%.
I mean yesterday even after sehri I stepped outside and it was still so warm

Think today was a one-off though :|

Digital Malang
08-04-2011, 09:43 PM
awww so much love between Brits and rain ::rolleyes::

sahil112
08-04-2011, 09:46 PM
awww so much love between Brits and rain ::rolleyes::

we normaly hate it LOLL but like wen it gets hot for like 3 days we start loving it again we are as bad as the british weather ahaha

sahil112
08-04-2011, 09:47 PM
ah man i jus saw that prayere time has been moved half an hour forwards so i gt 2 wait an hour befo i can go sleeeep

Haris
08-04-2011, 09:49 PM
^ howcomes?

On my 2 timetables the prayer times are more or less the same

sahil112
08-04-2011, 09:51 PM
fajr azaan is nt at 3:46ish ryt

Haris
08-04-2011, 09:53 PM
Yeah according to this : Ramadan Timetable - London (http://www.ramadantimetable.co.uk/ramadantimetable-uk/london)

and I think that's what they said on sunrise radio


I got another timetable that says 3:17 though.

sahil112
08-04-2011, 09:55 PM
Yeah according to this : Ramadan Timetable - London (http://www.ramadantimetable.co.uk/ramadantimetable-uk/london)

and I think that's what they said on sunrise radio


I got another timetable that says 3:17 though.

yhh thats what im saying islam channel has been showing around 3:15ish last couple of days and today there was a sudden jump?:S

sahil112
08-04-2011, 09:55 PM
http://elmlmc.s3.amazonaws.com/pdf/ELMT_A4_RAMADAN_2011_WEB.pdf

Haris
08-04-2011, 09:59 PM
Argh..this is so stupid.

I got one from London Central mosque and that says 3:17.


I don't know, it's probably at 3:46 but i'm gonna stick to 3:17 just to be sure


edit: that's for the fasting

for the actual prayer, i'm just gonna do it after 3:46. Cos it's still valid until the sun comes up.
Think you should too just to be on teh safe side.

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:01 PM
what the hell is going on with this?????


it is going forwards and backwards :S

:: Islam Channel :: One World - One Ummah - One Channel :: Islam Channel :: (http://www.islamchannel.tv/PrayerTimings.aspx)

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:02 PM
LOL it's so stupid

like last year eid the mullahs got it wrong...they said it was on the next day so we had to go all the way to hendon mosque instead lol


but like I say, better to be on the safe side bro.

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:03 PM
and this is saying it starts at 2:55 lol

Hendon Mosque & Islamic Centre (http://www.hendonmosque.co.uk/)

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:05 PM
and this is saying it starts at 2:55 lol

Hendon Mosque & Islamic Centre (http://www.hendonmosque.co.uk/)

bruvv what is thiss man?? itspissing me of:@ whats the damn actual timee

shouldnt all the mosques in london correlate with the central mosque so that no1 gets confused and every1 got the same tymm!!!!

but yh ur probz ryt lets follow da 3:17 to be on da safe side for eating and drinking :)

but what bout prayer? pray at 3:46 or 3:17?

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:08 PM
for the prayer I think it's better to follow the 3:46 one again to be safe

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:11 PM
for the prayer I think it's better to follow the 3:46 one again to be safe

ah mann i gt 2 be awake tomz early aswell uno im gna be so dead

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:14 PM
maybe you might be better off just not doing sehri, going to sleep early and then only waking for fajr and then going back to sleep straight after?

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:15 PM
fajr is in half an hour^^^ no point sleepin nw lol

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:15 PM
lol i meant for the future

try it out tommorow and see if it's better than what you got now

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:18 PM
ohh yhh tomz i tink ima duck to bed early bruvvv, i can barly stay awake ryt nw mann

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:19 PM
btw which one of your jobs are you going to?

I swear you got like 3 different jobs lol

کیش
08-04-2011, 10:20 PM
Surfing through the ocean, sober/ no water just concrete, move over/ bark like a dog, Dober/ eat Dhaal like my dude, Luffy/ face ugly like Goldberg, Whoopi/ i got about a 100 grand, in Rupees/ zoning out call me Tunes, Looney/ bipolar my characteristics? Moody/ pistol in my hands, Ratatatouillie/ tense all the time, no groovy/ tell my dude Sahil, bring the groupies/ I like it big, you know? booty?

Meh, am bored

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:20 PM
btw which one of your jobs are you going to?

I swear you got like 3 different jobs lol

im goin into aldo got a 12-7 shiftt tomzz

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:21 PM
Surfing through the ocean, sober/ no water just concrete, move over/ bark like a dog, Dober/ eat Dhaal like my dude, Luffy/ face ugly like Goldberg, Whoopi/ i got about a 100 grand, in Rupees/ zoning out call me Tunes, Looney/ bipolar my characteristics? Moody/ pistol in my hands, Ratatatouillie/ tense all the time, no groovy/ tell my dude Sahil, bring the groupies/ I like it big, you know? booty?

Meh, am bored

im 2 tiredd for dis todaii mann

~Gangster~
08-04-2011, 10:44 PM
here Kaish i'll go 4 sahil today

im on my A-game never on that B-****, you wanna B **** you never gonna B ****, thats how i C ****, cause im am D ****, true story like that hollywood E ****, i say F niggas cause im on some G ****..

sahil112
08-04-2011, 10:46 PM
^^^ it was okk :P

still nighttt/mrningggg PF :)

کیش
08-04-2011, 10:47 PM
here Kaish i'll go 4 sahil today

im on my A-game never on that B-****, you wanna B **** you never gonna B ****, thats how i C ****, cause im am D ****, true story like that hollywood E ****, i say F niggas cause im on some G ****..

Separate your bars using Stanzas, not commas :fighting:

Haris
08-04-2011, 10:48 PM
^^^ it was okk :P

still nighttt/mrningggg PF :)

geez pa khair,

remember not to punch any tajiks at work today, it'll break your fast ;)

کیش
08-04-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm far from being a Bravado/ on the edge, Desparado/ really agog, soon they will come, gog and magog/ destroy the earth/ in a state of Decadence, no worth/ F the Saudi's/ blow their heads off, with my Shotty/ leave you dead, word to Castellano/ gets you aback, Benny Blanco/ not from the Bronx though/ye just another victim, Joe smow/

Gulalai
08-04-2011, 11:26 PM
how is everyone? :hmm:

Haris
08-04-2011, 11:36 PM
It's half 4 in the morning

i'll be off to bed soon http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/yawn.gif

how are you gulalai?

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 12:18 AM
It's half 4 in the morning

i'll be off to bed soon http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/yawn.gif

how are you gulalai?

i'm fine alhumdulillah (: manana

kha shpa de pa khair lol

کیش
08-05-2011, 01:09 AM
I Swear I feel so evil today.:runaround:

:evilgrin:

کیش
08-05-2011, 01:12 AM
^^^^

Go to sleep you

کیش
08-05-2011, 01:14 AM
im british.

Do you have a British accent?

Laila
08-05-2011, 01:17 AM
Boys, should i feel stupid in not knowing how to start a hookah. Back in Afg, one of my elder aunts told me to get the hookah for her and to start it. I told her i didnt know how to, and she laughed at me and said what kinda this and that are you :(

so explain to me on how to start it? i dont smoke but i am still kinda curious on how to start it.

کیش
08-05-2011, 01:19 AM
im hungry

Matu, Bhug laka hai

Narsa Janit

کیش
08-05-2011, 01:21 AM
Laila

Stay away from Tobacco, girls who smoke are very unattractive. I don't know how to start a Hookah either

Adam

Do you have like a Harry Potter accent?

Digital Malang
08-05-2011, 01:22 AM
haha Adam have harry potter's accent.....shame shame

Laila
08-05-2011, 01:22 AM
Laila

Stay away from Tobacco, girls who smoke are very unattractive



I dont wanna smoke it, i want to know how to start the thing :blushes:. Smoking is gross :dead:

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 01:26 AM
Matu, Bhug laka hai

Narsa Janit

da te se lagay ye?! :lal9:

Digital Malang
08-05-2011, 01:27 AM
Idiot at least HArry potters accent is better than an Indian one :evilgrin:


:running:

Laila
08-05-2011, 01:29 AM
Fill the bottom of the shisha with water, untill the water is about 1 1/2 inches up the pipe, any higher and aunty will get water in her mouth

You take the bowl of the top, fill it with the flavour to the brim, and push the flavour down abit, not tooo hard though

You then put the bowl back onto the hookah, and take a sheet of foil and cover the top of the bowl, i use 2 layers of foil, then you poke small holes into the foil, make sure they are SMALL holes (use a toothpick)

Light the coal, and put it onto the top of the foil, keep the coal on the outskirts of the bowl, if you put it in the center it will burn the flavour.

Thanks! sounds complicated but i will follow this

Tomorrow is date night! :celebrate:

:runaround:

why are you lots still awake at this time :glare:

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 01:43 AM
Gulalai
Did you mean to say Wagay?
:hairy:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/21/128980175472298245.jpg

Laila
08-05-2011, 01:48 AM
^ Are you sure you are not my relative :hmm:

I swear, i think Sheenkay and GYE are related to me :D

I have no privacy here :( i already have 3 relatives on here lol

Laila
08-05-2011, 01:54 AM
^LOL possibly

Shaista and I knew we would both be on here....but my 2 other relatives (guys), well long story short, while i was visiting Laghman and Kabul, one of them signed on and i noticed and said i was also a member here, lets just say it was kinda awkward. Because he was once a very active member that was a good friend of mine on here (we had no idea we were related), maybe that is why he doesnt sign in anymore :ashamed:

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 01:58 AM
No :hairy:

Gulalai
I love cats, nix pic.

In all seriousness, what does Lagay mean? Never heard of it

pam kawa, pesho wonakhre :runaround:
have the fat one, heela ba mor she hahahaha

lol i meant 'da te se lage ye' like what are talking about :P i didn't know how to spell it in english :shy:

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:00 AM
I don't belief I have any family from Laghman.

You said your Husband is from Shamoli Kabul? He could be a relative.

I have Popalzai/ Tokhi/ Zazai/ Kohat/ Peshawer relatives. So if anyone is of any of these people, somehow their related.

Other then that I have a known relative here :hairy:

We are very much intermarried with Nangarharis, Kunaris, and Kabulis.

but yeah the thing is, Majnoon has very less relatives outside of Afghanistan, they never left their villages even through all these years of war.

کیش
08-05-2011, 02:01 AM
pam kawa, pesho wonakhre :runaround:
have the fat one, heela ba mor she hahahaha

lol i meant 'da te se lage ye' like what are talking about :P i didn't know how to spell it in english :shy:

Write it in Pashto script mom. Just cause you know English know, doesn't mean you can stop writing in Pashto script.


:hairy:

All take the fat one, sure

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:03 AM
LOL there was somebody here i actually thought i was related to, and when i asked her, she never came back hmmmmmmm

Yeah because it is kinda awkward. You come into a forum hoping you stay somewhat anonymous, well to the extent that pleases you, then you find out you have relatives.....especially amongst Pashtuns lol its kinda weird.

the poor guy never once came back again :cryy: and he was really active on here too

کیش
08-05-2011, 02:11 AM
Does anybody wanna know I found this place?

In was watching alot of Pashtun Tarana's from Waziristan. And in the descriptions it would say "Pak Taliban Vs NaPak Army" I was like WTF is the NA mean :hairy:(I know it sounds retarded now). So I search yahoo, and found my answer here somewhere.

I was hesitant in joining, as I am paranoid. I though this was crawling with Feds, as it is Pashtun Forums. One of the first members I did notice was "*****". I was like it sure doesn't sound like a fed, so I decided to join.

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:14 AM
Well have you ever asked him why he never came back?
No contact with him, he is too busy doing jihad with the Talibs in Laghman (jk)....he was the sort of a cousin that could have been a potential for me (according to a relative). Now that would have been really weird then. He is not my first cousin, but a second cousin.

A PF marriage :hmm:
Does anybody wanna know I found this place?

In was watching alot of Pashtun Tarana's from Waziristan. And in the descriptions it would say "Pak Taliban Vs NaPak Army" I was like WTF is the NA mean :hairy:(I know it sounds retarded now). So I search yahoo, and found my answer here somewhere.

I was hesitant in joining, as I am paranoid. I though this was crawling with Feds, as it is Pashtun Forums. One of the first members I did notice was "Laila". I was like she sure doesn't sound like a fed, so I decided to join.
LMAO!!! that is hilarious

کیش
08-05-2011, 02:15 AM
LOL quite edit there idiot

:hairy:

I noticed your old avatar the one with the Jihadi holding an over-grown rocket. I was like "this dude will get arrested soon"

Damn I was/am paranoid. But for good reason, speaking from experience.

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 02:16 AM
Write it in Pashto script mom. Just cause you know English know, doesn't mean you can stop writing in Pashto script.


:hairy:

All take the fat one, sure

mala pakhto khat na razi :ashamed:
i'm slowly learning hahaha

of course you will :hairy:

کیش
08-05-2011, 02:19 AM
mala pakhto khat na razi :ashamed:
i'm slowly learning hahaha

of course you will :hairy:

:fighting::fighting:

Mor Jan

If I can learn Urdu script, the Nastaliq ones that zig-zags, surely you can learn Pashto (which is a bit easy).

I am using iPad with the Pashto keyboard app. Makes life, compared to the keyboard on regular computer.

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:19 AM
"remember how we first met laila, when i wrote on your wall that time . . ."

Ahahaha! okay since PF was new at that time, i actually wrote on his wall first when he was a newbie :hairy:

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 02:20 AM
:fighting::fighting:

Mor Jan

If I can learn Urdu script, the Nastaliq ones that zig-zags, surely you can learn Pashto (which is a bit easy).

I am using iPad with the Pashto keyboard app. Makes life easy as the keyboard on regular computer.

what are you talking about? LOL :S

thats nice :D

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:23 AM
Yea, i was looking out for you.




awwww brotherly love

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 02:25 AM
You sure have an attention Span of a Mughak
LOL NEVERMIND!!!!!! :p

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:28 AM
People in the US really have to be careful with what they post around the net, racial profiling is quite real, my family dealt with it a couple of times because of my brother.

Laila
08-05-2011, 02:33 AM
"LaghmaniJihadi007"

Isn't that his Xbox live ID.

I know the dangers, that's is why i do what i do.

Use Jedi mind tricks, caster the police retarded.

No lie, its something very close to that. I think he still kept his old live ID......maybe even his youtube as well.

IamDZJ
08-05-2011, 05:20 AM
I JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH LONDON'S WEATHER.....:ashamed:

sahil112
08-05-2011, 06:19 AM
Fill the bottom of the shisha with water, untill the water is about 1 1/2 inches up the pipe, any higher and aunty will get water in her mouth

You take the bowl of the top, fill it with the flavour to the brim, and push the flavour down abit, not tooo hard though

You then put the bowl back onto the hookah, and take a sheet of foil and cover the top of the bowl, i use 2 layers of foil, then you poke small holes into the foil, make sure they are SMALL holes (use a toothpick)

Light the coal, and put it onto the top of the foil, keep the coal on the outskirts of the bowl, if you put it in the center it will burn the flavour.

water? you amateur -_-

@laila if you really want thick and even a mix of tasting smokes and also to make sure its not to harsh on your throat etc you should fill it up with things like milk, coke/fanta, water with tiny bit of honey etc :)

but the rest of what adam said was correct :) specaily making the holes dont make them hugee only really small ones and yh alwys place the coal on da sides or else you will burn right through your shisha and foil and thats when it tastes like your smoking burnt coal -_- aha

sahil112
08-05-2011, 06:22 AM
Legalise cannabis - e-petitions (http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29)

legalisee it! :)

Gulalai
08-05-2011, 01:16 PM
Jummah mubarak :hmm:

Digital Malang
08-05-2011, 04:22 PM
Laila sprinkle some Hashish on the coal for some extra taste. :loveit:

I dont know how did SAhil and ADam missed that. :banghead:

Digital Malang
08-05-2011, 04:35 PM
Thank you KA!sH.....heart touching tarana and dont worry i wont quote you... :hairy:

Digital Malang
08-05-2011, 04:41 PM
hmm I hope the one for Adam is with English subtitles. haha :celebrate:

MostafaM
08-05-2011, 04:43 PM
Never ever!

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 05:26 PM
Wheres my Tarana Kaish....

lostsoul.
08-05-2011, 05:45 PM
hey adam ibn yousf/yousfzai lol
dont miss this thread whenever u have the time watch the videos !!
http://www.pashtunforums.com/political-talk-11/ustad-yasir-wardak-interview-19805/ (http://www.pashtunforums.com/political-talk-11/ustad-yasir-wardak-interview-19805/)

sahil112
08-05-2011, 06:47 PM
whatt up PF

IamDZJ
08-05-2011, 07:17 PM
no one ever discusses anything meaningful around here anymore. what the ****?!

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 07:20 PM
How'd you like it Gangster? It's my favorite tarana, as it brings tears in my eyes. Definitely the middle when they were praying. I can only imagine myself in their shoes.

Yeah its heart breaking cant really hear what hes saying though hes crying too loud:sad1:

sahil112
08-05-2011, 07:42 PM
^^^ loll

IamDZJ
08-05-2011, 08:17 PM
So what do you think about the whole Evolution, and Creationism debate?
thread starter on that one was scimitarface. he argues like women. if i wanted that, i would just go to the kitchen and help my aunt make salata and contribute my share of gossip of what so and so says about so and so's wife.

sahil112
08-05-2011, 08:19 PM
Whos about!

me famalammmm

sahil112
08-05-2011, 08:34 PM
hardd famm wid wrk i get so tired near da end man feelz 2 faint lol, like todai near da end i jus lied dwn on da seats in da middle of da shop floor LOL

sahil112
08-05-2011, 08:34 PM
what bout u?

MostafaM
08-05-2011, 08:37 PM
thread starter on that one was scimitarface. He argues like women. If i wanted that, i would just go to the kitchen and help my aunt make salata and contribute my share of gossip of what so and so says about so and so's wife.

lol

sahil112
08-05-2011, 08:39 PM
haha how much do you eat in the morning? fill yourself up more

and its going good for me, aint got no work or nothing so these days are just flying by

iv lost apetite man i barly eat at rozamat or peshlemaii

andd yh it has flwon past init its already 6ht fast todaii /tomz

star123
08-05-2011, 08:44 PM
sahil112 you always say you are tired. is their something wrong with you? thats the only random comment you make. not so random actually.:P

eyeliner
08-05-2011, 08:50 PM
Ive got a headache

star123
08-05-2011, 08:50 PM
what happened to the beautiful tags?

star123
08-05-2011, 08:51 PM
never gets old

&#x202a;GUERRA DA LIBIA LIBYA ROCKETS&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZNdoAOeTKY&feature=related)


you are quite pathetic. guys like you would be the first to run and hide if their was real war.

star123
08-05-2011, 08:52 PM
Ive got a headache

thanks for sharing

eyeliner
08-05-2011, 08:52 PM
thanks for sharing

your welcome

star123
08-05-2011, 08:54 PM
Forum troll say what?

whats a forum troll?

eyeliner
08-05-2011, 08:54 PM
Lol

star123
08-05-2011, 08:54 PM
your welcome

no problem:ashamed:

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 08:57 PM
We have a section for new members to introduce themselves, wanna use it?

New?? i got money on its one of the lowlifes

eyeliner
08-05-2011, 08:58 PM
New?? i got money on its one of the lowlifes

i'm suspicious too.

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 09:02 PM
i'm suspicious too.

ohmygoshgirlnowaywethinkalike :evilgrin:

star123
08-05-2011, 09:02 PM
We have a section for new members to introduce themselves, wanna use it?


im an old member i joined last year, i dont post much.

star123
08-05-2011, 09:03 PM
New?? i got money on its one of the lowlifes


excuse me?

star123
08-05-2011, 09:04 PM
i'm suspicious too.

about what?

کیش
08-05-2011, 09:05 PM
In the summer I leave it short in the winter I leave it long. It is practical.

In the winter I didn't need a hat like everyone else since my hair was a good insulator :D

In the summer long hair is impractical as it gets greasy/sweaty quicker than short hair so I generally keep it short but I miss my mullet. It genuinely looked good (in my opinion :P)


But for a man it should never reach the shoulders or go past the neck.

The prophet (PBUH) had hair from his earlobes to his shoulders. If i could grow it, I would have kept it. I had it long, before it started to thin :hairy:

star123
08-05-2011, 09:06 PM
Introduce or GTFO :hairy:

you are ignored

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 09:10 PM
excuse me?

You heard mami

کیش
08-05-2011, 09:15 PM
I got a Shoulder/Bicep/Tricep/forearm/Ab workout right know :celebrate:

Been following a workout schedule from "An Encycolpedia of modern bodybuilding" By Arnold Schwarzenegger

Haris
08-05-2011, 09:22 PM
The prophet (PBUH) had hair from his earlobes to his shoulders. If i could grow it, I would have kept it. I had it long, before it started to thin :hairy:


That was 3 months ago :jeez:

My hair's mid-length now.

No plans on changing it. I quiet like it actually.

star123
08-05-2011, 09:28 PM
That was 3 months ago :jeez:

My hair's mid-length now.

No plans on changing it. I quiet like it actually.

long hair on guys looks rank. i assume youre a guy.

star123
08-05-2011, 09:29 PM
I got a Shoulder/Bicep/Tricep/forearm/Ab workout right know :celebrate:

Been following a workout schedule from "An Encycolpedia of modern bodybuilding" By Arnold Schwarzenegger


do you have a body like arnie now?

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 09:30 PM
long hair on guys looks rank. i assume youre a guy.

lol really hes a guy??? I thought Haris was a girls name

star123
08-05-2011, 09:35 PM
lol really hes a guy??? I thought Haris was a girls name


judging from your avatar, you must be a robot? right?:fighting:

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 09:37 PM
judging from your avatar, you must be a robot? right?:fighting:

Actually IRon Man to be exact :blushes:

Laila
08-05-2011, 10:03 PM
1.5 hr before iftar, i was actually really hungry today though

Admin Khan
08-05-2011, 10:04 PM
Take a power nap Laila.

Laila
08-05-2011, 10:20 PM
I just woke up from a two hour one :(

Just waiting for my turn to do wudu now, going to do some sepharahs

~Gangster~
08-05-2011, 10:21 PM
I think its time for a DP and Username change :shy:

You go first ill follow:lal10: