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Laila
05-17-2011, 06:06 PM
Am I jealous much?



YES I AM.

Or we can eat at Bengal's place, they have good kababs there. Then we can go on the Indiana Jones ride :shy:

khashayar
05-17-2011, 06:07 PM
Yeah you can come because i need someone to take photos of me and the Princesses and of course, Aladdin :wub:

He is so not coming. And I aint paying for him for sure. You really wanna share you choc fudge cake with him.? Be my guest he ain't having any of mine.

Laila
05-17-2011, 06:08 PM
I already bought the tickets, and he can come. Like you mentioned, we need a babsitter for Henrietta and Mr.Bunny, they will be scared from the rides :laugh1:

khashayar
05-17-2011, 06:10 PM
We'll stick him in the trunk then. :p

Laila
05-17-2011, 06:11 PM
Ha ha ha bechara....you see, this is what you get for not living in the beautiful state, California :glare:

anyways, remind me at @ 9 pm we gotta see the Fantismic show

Digital Malang
05-17-2011, 06:13 PM
me, henrietta and bunny in one trunk, its gonna be be fun :wub:

Laila
05-17-2011, 06:13 PM
Just be careful, Henrietta doesnt know how to hold it in.

Digital Malang
05-17-2011, 06:16 PM
Just be careful, Henrietta doesnt know how to hold it in.

dont worry bunny is there to eat after her.

کیش
05-17-2011, 06:16 PM
Had a dream I was talking to my dead uncle. He said that he is in a very good place. He said more things but I forgot :(

I also wanted to ask him if the Taliban are authentic or not, as when my uncle was living, he always wanted to know this answer :-/.

Laila
05-17-2011, 06:18 PM
That is one dream.

When did your late uncles pass away?

کیش
05-17-2011, 06:23 PM
That is one dream.

When did your late uncles pass away?

2 years ago, ironically the same day Baitullah Mehsud died. I talked to my cousin today, and he said he also dreamed of him last week.

کیش
05-17-2011, 07:50 PM
Just saw a Red Fox, on my backyard.

KhyberKhan
05-17-2011, 07:59 PM
So many new people on this site.

khashayar
05-17-2011, 08:01 PM
Idiot, feed your patridge to it. :D

Khyber: hi, im new too. :shy:

KhyberKhan
05-17-2011, 08:02 PM
Had a dream I was talking to my dead uncle. He said that he is in a very good place. He said more things but I forgot :(

I also wanted to ask him if the Taliban are authentic or not, as when my uncle was living, he always wanted to know this answer :-/.

it must have been a lucid dream....one where you know you're dreaming and can'control' you're dream. I miss those. I usually have anxiety dreams. They are the worst.

KhyberKhan
05-17-2011, 08:04 PM
Idiot, feed your patridge to it. :D

Khyber: hi, im new too. :shy:

I'm suuuure you are. So what's your alternative ID?

Don't bull$hit me, or ill run an IP check on your ass, buster.

کیش
05-17-2011, 08:05 PM
Idiot, feed your patridge to it. :D

Khyber: hi, im new too. :shy:

Why would I do that :gun:. Am telling Zargi Jan on you.

khyber Khan
Perhaps, I don't know. It was pretty random.

khashayar
05-17-2011, 08:12 PM
I'm suuuure you are. So what's your alternative ID?

Don't bull$hit me, or ill run an IP check on your ass, buster.


You haven't got the guts.

khashayar
05-17-2011, 08:14 PM
Idiot, eve wondered how roast patridge tastes like? Zargijan is getting nice and plump. :love: so who is gonna pluck her you or I ?

کیش
05-17-2011, 08:28 PM
Idiot, eve wondered how roast patridge tastes like? Zargijan is getting nice and plump. :love: so who is gonna pluck her you or I ?

Yuck, why do people eat partridges? they don't have much meat in them.

Azmaray
05-17-2011, 08:43 PM
khoooooooooooooop razi :S

khashayar
05-17-2011, 08:49 PM
khoooooooooooooop razi :S

Mala khob khob razi.....lol

khashayar
05-17-2011, 08:51 PM
Idiot, change your name already. You too smart to be labelled an Idiot. Oh btw you really do love Zargijan. That's so sweet, our resident animal lover Laila will be very impressed.

Azmaray
05-17-2011, 08:53 PM
Mala khob khob razi.....lol
:lal9:

کیش
05-17-2011, 08:57 PM
Idiot, change your name already. You too smart to be labelled an Idiot. Oh btw you really do love Zargijan. That's so sweet, our resident animal lover Laila will be very impressed.

Waiting for AdminKhan to change it.

khashayar
05-17-2011, 08:59 PM
Oh my god the suspence.....I wonder what's it gonna be. I hope it's worth the wait.

Is it?

Azmaray
05-17-2011, 09:00 PM
^lewnai go into admin khan page and read it :P how smart :D lol

کیش
05-17-2011, 09:01 PM
Oh jeez thanks azmaray

Though it's so suspenseful, that it will be worth the wait ;)

Laila
05-17-2011, 09:03 PM
WTF??!! The classes i needed to take in the summer, waitlist is closed!!! WTH?! I wanna punch someone now

Laila
05-17-2011, 09:09 PM
How come you didn't register at 12:01 AM, the night where it opens. When I cared for school I would always do that, and pick the best convenient classes their was.

The summer classes i wanted to take is at another college, so i had to wait till today after 12 pm to register, since i am considered new. Now that i look, every classes that i need is closed. Its like WTF what is a new student supposed to do then? damn i am hella pissed, that means i have to wait an extra semester to take those needed 3 classes :| or i have to cram the next two semesters with 22 units.....which i am not about to do. I am sure that will bring my GPA down

IamDZJ
05-17-2011, 09:13 PM
thanks for that blister tip the other day laila. it really helped.

Laila
05-17-2011, 09:14 PM
You are welcome. Usually when i run, i get friction blisters from my shoes. So i do it, its less harmful than trying to pop it.

Laila
05-17-2011, 09:17 PM
Just check the availability schedule several, I mean several times a day. Or, wait until the last day, when the school drops the students who haven't paid for the classes. That usually works.

Yeah i am going to have to do something, one of the classes is online, its World Music Appreciation. It counts towards an art & humanities class for my Associates. The other is an easy class as well. It would be really stupid if i had to add another semester just for those two classes. I think i will wait till the term starts so that i can attend the class and try to add.

Admin Khan
05-17-2011, 09:19 PM
Laila,
Ask the professor to overtally you.

کیش
05-17-2011, 09:20 PM
Yeah i am going to have to do something, one of the classes is online, its World Music Appreciation. It counts towards an art & humanities class for my Associates. The other is an easy class as well. It would be really stupid if i had to add another semester just for those two classes. I think i will wait till the term starts so that i can attend the class and try to add.

Are you a Biological Science major? Yea those classes like Art/Music/Humanities/liberal arts classes are annoying, but are important as you need specific amount of non-major credits to graduate.

Laila
05-17-2011, 09:24 PM
Laila,
Ask the professor to overtally you.
Yeah i sent an email to the Professor earlier today. Let's see what she says.
Are you a Biological Science major? Yea those classes like Art/Music/Humanities/liberal arts classes are annoying, but are important as you need specific amount of non-major credits to graduate.

Yeah i dont mind them, they are, i guess you can say a fun class to get away from science/math work for a couple hours. I have one humanities class this upcoming Fall with a really annoying professor. She has a smoker's voice and really hard to follow and very unorganized ughhhh

Admin Khan
05-17-2011, 09:45 PM
Via E-mail she will probably say no. I'd politely tell her in person. Sit in her class, and once the class is dismissed, go up to her and ask her if you can stay. To an extent, it works. :-)

Laila
05-17-2011, 10:08 PM
Via E-mail she will probably say no. I'd politely tell her in person. Sit in her class, and once the class is dismissed, go up to her and ask her if you can stay. To an extent, it works. :-)

Yeah i thought so too. I wanted to see first if there was any way it was possible before semester would start. Since the class is only via on-line. I will have to wait till the term starts so i can go to her office hours the first day and speak to her face to face.

IamDZJ
05-18-2011, 11:16 AM
So how many complaints hve to be made in order for someones account to be removed from Facebook??

Gulbabo
05-18-2011, 11:41 AM
dilem mesha kate too sar e yari konom
dar posht e darat shishta zari konum
nazdik biayom wa bishinum ba baret
uqdaye dila peshe to khali konum.

Adam
05-18-2011, 11:42 AM
So how many complaints hve to be made in order for someones account to be removed from Facebook??

Just depends on who the moderator who views the complaint is

Shehbaz Khan
05-18-2011, 11:55 AM
Ya kho waak da bacha raka aao ya saba da faqeer ra !!

sgulab
05-18-2011, 01:23 PM
so i just got my anatomy lab book. And like a nerd I got all excited. well semi excited. haha.

Adam
05-19-2011, 12:48 PM
YouTube - ‪Todays Tears, Tomorrows Weapons‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V388Y9oRJvI)

sahil112
05-19-2011, 04:07 PM
damn smokin 20 ciggz a dai bad tyms

Adam
05-19-2011, 07:41 PM
****load of new accounts today ey

Digital Malang
05-19-2011, 07:44 PM
^ true and whats with these army dudes joining the forum :/

sahil112
05-19-2011, 07:45 PM
hey digital maloang do u design websites?

Digital Malang
05-19-2011, 07:47 PM
^ no...why? khidmat waya...

sahil112
05-19-2011, 07:49 PM
yo website designer mi pa kar dey, piasey wur ka wuma da kar da para

Digital Malang
05-19-2011, 07:54 PM
sure i will make you a website...pay me 30,000 dollars....deal?

sahil112
05-19-2011, 07:56 PM
zaa balaaa

Digital Malang
05-19-2011, 07:58 PM
contact Graveyard and Nokia they will help you.

sahil112
05-19-2011, 08:00 PM
^manana

sahil112
05-19-2011, 08:17 PM
i got this email in my spam box 2 days ago LOLLL :

Hello my Dear,
How are you today i hope you are fine, My Name is Miss Aisha, I will want us to be friends, for something important which I would like to share with you, and we will get to know each other better, I hope you don't mind being my friend. l want you to send an email to me to my email address so that l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.

please i am waiting for your responds to my email address, Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allots in life)
yours new friend
Aisha

Digital Malang
05-19-2011, 08:20 PM
probably that chick who ran away from her home.

sahil112
05-19-2011, 08:21 PM
doubt it dis 1 says colour does nt matter so she gt 2 be black

sahil112
05-19-2011, 08:22 PM
or white

Azmaray
05-19-2011, 08:31 PM
lol its spam and its a guy from africa :D and they do alot of bad things throw the internet lol
any one got msgs that they won 10,000,000$ lol :P

IamDZJ
05-19-2011, 08:52 PM
youtube fight! awesome!!:celebrate:

randolph85
05-19-2011, 08:59 PM
i never get hot spam mail, only offers for pills =(

IamDZJ
05-20-2011, 02:13 AM
No

Adam
05-20-2011, 05:30 AM
Your solution is to kill all Afghan men, and send the women across the border to Swat
Only then will they finally have equality . . . in my harem

Pashtun_Ultranationalist
05-20-2011, 07:28 AM
Your solution is to kill all Afghan men, and send the women across the border to Swat
Only then will they finally have equality . . . in my harem

You dirty Sheik lol! Shall we send the camels too? :evilgrin:

Haris
05-20-2011, 11:34 AM
lol its spam and its a guy from africa :D and they do alot of bad things throw the internet lol
any one got msgs that they won 10,000,000$ lol :P


5MTFauI8INY

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 02:04 PM
^hahaha :D

sahil112
05-20-2011, 04:06 PM
i fell dwn da stairs todai at wrk and cut my arm in 8 places and i cme hme and my mum tinkz i had a fight and gt beatin up LOL

Laila
05-20-2011, 04:31 PM
Where is everyone?

What? Who are all these newbies? Where did they come from? When did they join? What???? *totally lost*

Laila
05-20-2011, 04:37 PM
A whole bunch of GI joes, a Congolese afghan "humanitarian" work, and a Tajiki who claims Wardaks and other Pashtuns are not real Pashtuns, but mixed Dardics/Hindkwos/Tajiki/Uzbeks who have Pashtunized in the last hundreds of years.

LOL@ Wardaks not being Pashtun :laugh1:

more soldiers too? :banghead: (kidding)

Haris
05-20-2011, 04:42 PM
...And a paedophile

Laila
05-20-2011, 04:44 PM
I just discovered the pedophile.....:glare:

TheCongo
05-20-2011, 04:51 PM
A whole bunch of GI joes, a Congolese afghan "humanitarian" work, and a Tajiki who claims Wardaks and other Pashtuns are not real Pashtuns, but mixed Dardics/Hindkwos/Tajiki/Uzbeks who have Pashtunized in the last hundreds of years.

Who is this Tajik you speak of?

کیش
05-20-2011, 04:53 PM
Who is this Tajik you speak of?

Check the kit runner thread in literature.

sahil112
05-20-2011, 05:27 PM
who is the pedo LOL?

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 06:58 PM
:(

IamDZJ
05-20-2011, 07:04 PM
does anyone know where i can watch opera live?? i just lost the remote control to an evil witch. :cryy:

Adam
05-20-2011, 07:05 PM
:(

Whats up?

randolph85
05-20-2011, 07:28 PM
the macho man randy savage died today. this is the worst thing to happen to america since 9/11.

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 07:54 PM
Whats up?
stupid life bro :banghead:
every things start bcuz i asked about my tribe :pullinghair:haha nvm :P
wbu ?


dzj i searched it and couldnt found any sites . i think other will help .

کیش
05-20-2011, 07:56 PM
stupid life bro :banghead:
every things start bcuz i asked about my tribe :pullinghair:haha nvm :P
wbu ?


dzj i searched it and couldnt found any sites . i think other will help .

Ya habibi. Waley? Ta da qom dzay ye?

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 07:58 PM
Ya habibi. Waley? Ta da qom dzay ye?
lol its about why i joined and start searching about pashtun forums :P lol looong story hehe
haha za di wardak yama habibi :wub: , awo ta ?

Adam
05-20-2011, 07:58 PM
stupid life bro :banghead:
every things start bcuz i asked about my tribe :pullinghair:haha nvm :P
wbu ?


dzj i searched it and couldnt found any sites . i think other will help .

lol sick of life?

Go to Afghanistan, give your soul to the green bird ;)

کیش
05-20-2011, 08:00 PM
haha za di wardak yama habibi :wub: , awo ta ?

Kharot yam :hairy:

Adam Yousefzai
I dont think our habibi friend can handle all those you know what ;)

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 08:01 PM
lol sick of life?

Go to Afghanistan, give your soul to the green bird ;)
LOL no i would give ma soul to god and do jihad if mum allowed me ;) lol

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 08:04 PM
Kharot yam :hairy:

Adam Yousefzai
I dont think our habibi friend can handle all those you know what ;)
oh idk alot of tribes : ( i think its a kandari ?

lol ::rolleyes::

کیش
05-20-2011, 08:06 PM
oh idk alot of tribes : ( i think its a kandari ?

lol ::rolleyes::

Khadar Khel/ Kharoti/ Ghilzai.

Originally from Urgun, Paktika. ;)

Adam
05-20-2011, 08:07 PM
Kharot yam :hairy:

Adam Yousefzai
I dont think our habibi friend can handle all those you know what ;)

hahaha which man could?

LOL no i would give ma soul to god and do jihad if mum allowed me ;) lol

haha defensive jihad doesn't require your parents permission ;)

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 08:12 PM
hahaha which man could?



haha defensive jihad doesn't require your parents permission ;)
:o i swear i didnt knew that :banghead: thanx :)
i will when im there with cousin's ;) inshalla :P

Digital Malang
05-20-2011, 08:12 PM
the world is going to end tomorrow......im so scaredd :cryy:

Azmaray
05-20-2011, 08:20 PM
going to sleeeeep its 3:20 am :( and i have to wake up after 2-3 hours :(((
good night all
bye .

faye
05-20-2011, 08:21 PM
dm, what time?

IamDZJ
05-20-2011, 10:59 PM
YouTube - ‪Annoying Orange - No More Mr. Knife Guy‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ont3Mq0DARE&feature=relmfu)

faye
05-20-2011, 11:11 PM
damn you woman, now i feel guilty about splicing up mr ginger to add to my juicer yeastrday. not to mention mr carrot and mrs apple. used a knife just like that too. now i am afraid to go to the knife drawer:lal9:

Digital Malang
05-21-2011, 12:33 AM
Zrha Rana obasai Che Marh sham nooooo
Be la janana bA Zrha sanga garzawamaa........

Khub na razee:lal9:

کیش
05-21-2011, 12:35 AM
the world is going to end tomorrow......im so scaredd :cryy:

Tas chirg y :tongue:

Admin Khan
05-21-2011, 01:05 AM
Shpa mo pa khair PF.

Adam
05-21-2011, 08:12 AM
forced manual labour in the garden since 9am
Thank you mother

sahil112
05-21-2011, 04:34 PM
ahh soo tiredddddddd

Adam
05-21-2011, 06:43 PM
im bored.

Haris
05-21-2011, 06:44 PM
forced manual labour in the garden since 9am
Thank you mother


I know the feeling.


You should call the NSPCC lol

Adam
05-21-2011, 06:46 PM
I know the feeling.


You should call the NSPCC lol

haha by the time they got to my house i would be donner

Adam
05-21-2011, 06:48 PM
Hello all my dear fellow PASHTINS

please help your great BANNISEE nation in BANNI SOY from evil PAKISTANI TALIBUN TERRORISTS which bomb us. Thank you.

Which part of pakhtunkhwa are you from?

Adam
05-21-2011, 06:52 PM
and whos bombing you? army or taliban?

Haris
05-21-2011, 06:55 PM
^And how do you expect people here to help you make your new communist atheist secular country then?

emkhan
05-21-2011, 07:00 PM
please do not waste our time.

HELP BANNI SOY NATION.

BANNI SOY is a new epidemic disease

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:01 PM
Ok how do you want us to help you then?

emkhan
05-21-2011, 07:03 PM
^ donate us books and money so we can learn

BANNISEE is greatful to you.

BANNI SOY is a new epidemic disease

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:03 PM
ok who do i donate to?

emkhan
05-21-2011, 07:06 PM
Lol

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:06 PM
do you want to create a new banni secular atheist socialist nation?

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 07:08 PM
i am about to slip into a coma from excess amount of boredom.:dead:

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:10 PM
^ yes. WE NEED CHANGE AND BANNISEE NEED TO WAKE UP.


Can i be the prime minister?

Adam
05-21-2011, 07:11 PM
I can stick pens in my beard :hairy:

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 07:11 PM
Maybe go for a nice walk, enjoying the nice Canadian air?
too much paper work. if i get up from it once, i will not get back to it until 2 pm monday morning.

faye
05-21-2011, 07:13 PM
what day is it? seriously.

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:13 PM
^ are you BANNISEE? if you are then we will see through FAIR ELECTIONS.


I am half punjabi and half chinese

ok i will help you with your new communist secularist atheist country if you call me 'mr prime minister' ok?

Adam
05-21-2011, 07:14 PM
Oh wow, your reward is half Oz of grass, just come here to NY and claim your prize.

me prefer the vest coast puttar

Adam
05-21-2011, 07:23 PM
LOL black girls with blue contacts = fail

Da_Kunar_Ghro
05-21-2011, 07:27 PM
I am willing to help BANNI SOY but first,

wtf is it?

faye
05-21-2011, 07:28 PM
# FAYE the day you get off your ass and help BANNISEE.
i told you already, i am not into banning soy. it's a good healthy crop. what do you have against it?:tongue:

Da_Kunar_Ghro
05-21-2011, 07:29 PM
^ hhahhahahah

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:36 PM
Kunar, I think he is related to BarackzaiObama, remember him?


BarackzaiObama: "We are the superior Barackzai"
Premezda Ker Ta Drima: "BANISEE is superior to you"


BarackZaiObama: "we will unite against the enemies of the Barackzai"
Premezda Ker Ta Drima: "we banisee need to fight against our enemies"


And they both want a socialist, secularist nation for their people..



When he gets banned I guarantee there will be another one popping up lol

sahil112
05-21-2011, 07:43 PM
who da **** is this bansi *******

Da_Kunar_Ghro
05-21-2011, 07:43 PM
That Barackzai obama was atleast entertaining, this guy just posts "help BANNISEE" again and again.

Da_Kunar_Ghro
05-21-2011, 07:44 PM
who da **** is this bansi *******

BANNISEE or BANNI SOY is the Bannuchi tribe from Bannu.

Haris
05-21-2011, 07:44 PM
^I agree.

I liked BO. I miss him. :(

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 07:48 PM
every day there is a new freak in this forum. it's starting to become extremely boring around here.

Adam
05-21-2011, 07:50 PM
LOL speak of the devil

faye
05-21-2011, 07:52 PM
well, faye, haris, barakzaiabdali, kunarghro, kakargirl,

guess who has returned

I MISSED YOU ALL !
OOOHHH, BO, it smells so good to have you back:hug1"

Adam
05-21-2011, 07:55 PM
OOOHHH, BO, it smells so good to have you back:hug1"

:P

sahil112
05-21-2011, 08:05 PM
day by day i am becoming more of a pashtun nationalist hmm are there any good books to read up on pashtun nationalism?

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 08:26 PM
Are you still alive? I wanted to ask you last time why is your username "da zahro jaam" are you some type of emo? I bet you are a spoiled little girl who's walls are painted black.

it's a figure of speech you douche bag. quit betting, you are worthless.

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 08:33 PM
^ I make $5000 a year! plus i'm BARAKZAI Kandhari HENCE i'M WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!!
that is how prostitutes measure their value. thanks for saving me the trouble.

Laila
05-21-2011, 08:55 PM
These people with fake accounts, just to be annoying, is very pathetic.

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 08:56 PM
^ prostitutes are not BRAKZAI KANDHARIS


you are an exception. as a matter of fact, the word "barakzai" is basically a label for people with shady characters. or at least in my dictionary which of course matters the world to me. i am sure you have a different opinion which of course means nothing to me.

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 09:00 PM
All of you DZJ people you are the ones who have fake accounts.

Look at how this DZJ called me a prostitute while I never once called her anything.
i didn't say you are one. i said you view yourself as one. i am glad you feel insulted though. saves me the trouble.

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 09:08 PM
probably used to it by now. well then, now that you have your question answered, do **** off.

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 09:16 PM
probably

Da_Kunar_Ghro
05-21-2011, 09:18 PM
^ honestly get a life. god you are depressing. - Joke

IamDZJ
05-21-2011, 10:05 PM
^ honestly get a life. god you are depressing. - Joke
i am not some animal in the zoo that you poke fun at me to get a reaction from me. i have a damn good memory so tomorrow when i start treating you like ****, do not question me as to why i am acting like such a bitch by treating you that way even though you "haven't done anything to deserve it".

Adam
05-21-2011, 10:24 PM
^ honestly get a life. god you are depressing.

Haris
05-21-2011, 10:28 PM
^adam, do you listen to lowkey?

Adam
05-21-2011, 10:34 PM
not really, but hes coming manchester in june so im gonna go see him
slap that bald iraqi head of his

faye
05-21-2011, 10:41 PM
i do, haris.

Adam
05-22-2011, 12:22 AM
Morninggggggg

Digital Malang
05-22-2011, 12:26 AM
british are losers. when we are about to sleep they wake up.

Adam
05-22-2011, 12:29 AM
british are losers. when we are about to sleep they wake up.

Well stay up then pal :hairy:

faye
05-22-2011, 12:52 AM
hi brit!! wassup?

Gulalai
05-22-2011, 01:16 AM
its sad when people live their life in fear, not because things are out of their control but because of the choices they've made. smh :trytofly:

but wait! that means gulalai can prepare some nice pranks :D LOL jk but i've already done enough unintentionally :shy:

Laila
05-22-2011, 02:01 AM
Go to sleep Gulalai :D

Gulalai
05-22-2011, 02:03 AM
i'm not sleepy :(
i had too much chai too late :shy: i'm WIDE AWAKE O.O lool its so latee :S

Laila
05-22-2011, 02:08 AM
LOL i know.....its 11:07 pm at my end, i am still studying.

What else are you doing besides PFing?

Laila
05-22-2011, 02:08 AM
Okay that last part didnt sound right

Gulalai
05-22-2011, 02:17 AM
LOL Lailo studying on a saturday? :shy:
yeah i shouldn't be here....... i told myself i wouldn't log on PF until after exams.. what a fail :ashamed: i came by when i had some free time here & there, read some threads and then left but today i decided to log on LOL but its okay a little PF at 2am is not that bad :D

k i'm going to try to sleep now lol shpa de pa khair :hug1"

Haris
05-22-2011, 04:57 AM
not really, but hes coming manchester in june so im gonna go see him
slap that bald iraqi head of his


lol yeah i was gonna say he's going up manchestah if you wanted to see him




And lol faye I wasn't expecting you to be into the hip-hop/rap/grime scene lol

IamDZJ
05-22-2011, 05:10 AM
nightmare :cryy:

faye
05-22-2011, 05:11 AM
why not haris?:lal10:

Haris
05-22-2011, 05:27 AM
lol not wanting to sound ageist or anything but few people listen to him anyway and most of them are under 25

But its good that you listen to him, what else do you listen to?

randolph85
05-22-2011, 06:21 AM
i feel old.

faye
05-22-2011, 07:15 AM
lol not wanting to sound ageist or anything but few people listen to him anyway and most of them are under 25

But its good that you listen to him, what else do you listen to?
you are definitely sounding ageist, haris.:evilgrin: i listen to all sorts from middle eastern music, 9inch nails, rage against the machine, reggae, infectious grooves, tom waits, led zeppelin, moby, fat boy slim, limp bizkit, turkish bellydance music, busta rhymes, hip hop and more. :lal10:

Haris
05-22-2011, 07:24 AM
Lol, quite a variety there

I like stuff from people like Lowkey, Immortal Technique, Logic, Akala and some others. Music with a meaning. Not bragging about your money & hoes or just shouting at the microphone whilst playing the guitar loudly.

Like this (some explicit language),
qggxTtnKTMo


Listen to the lyrics till the end, very deep & poetic. Something I think the gangsta youth need to listen to rather than the fake hip-hop idiots encouraging them to value useless material rubbish.

faye
05-22-2011, 07:31 AM
no, don't go for that, haris. lowkey, i really like.

Haris
05-22-2011, 07:45 AM
The lyrics/meaning of the song is good, but I can understand if the language might be a bit off-putting.


Perhaps this is more to your taste,
N9rgJdFcRRY


It's about an Iraqi orphan looking after his sister and a British soldier fighting for his country and how their stories eventually converge.
It shows both mentalities and for a Westerner it gives some perspective behind the statistics.

IamDZJ
05-22-2011, 12:36 PM
if you were me, where would you put your passport??

Nokia_Apridy
05-22-2011, 04:34 PM
SHPA MA PKHAIR WRAZ MA PA GULLUNU ...

Staray shwam dar ........

Malgaro QOOM pa Dwagano awo Ehsas ka ma haray wa.......

ALLAH PA AMAN

sahil112
05-22-2011, 04:40 PM
damian marley is also very good but he is more on a world level

faye
05-22-2011, 04:46 PM
The lyrics/meaning of the song is good, but I can understand if the language might be a bit off-putting.


Perhaps this is more to your taste,
N9rgJdFcRRY


It's about an Iraqi orphan looking after his sister and a British soldier fighting for his country and how their stories eventually converge.
It shows both mentalities and for a Westerner it gives some perspective behind the statistics.

i've been hearing rap/hip hop since early eighties so i would love for there to be a new music style introduced as i am bored with rap now. lowkey has a good voice, good message and relaxed style. i like:smile1:

Haris
05-22-2011, 05:12 PM
^There is a relatively new style here that started in like just the last decade called grime

although I doubt you'd be much into it...or perhaps that's just me being ageist again lol :p


Infact our very own Lowkey is a grime artist,
4yCeqM6W4iQ

Adam
05-22-2011, 05:13 PM
i've been hearing rap/hip hop since early eighties so i would love for there to be a new music style introduced as i am bored with rap now. lowkey has a good voice, good message and relaxed style. i like:smile1:

Tyler the creator.

Haris
05-22-2011, 05:16 PM
^Lol well it definately different

XSbZidsgMfw

Da_Kunar_Ghro
05-22-2011, 05:17 PM
Bannisee

faye
05-22-2011, 05:18 PM
not a new style to my ears haris.

Haris
05-22-2011, 07:22 PM
Just realised its his birthday today as well

Adam
05-22-2011, 07:44 PM
Forums pretty dead today

IamDZJ
05-22-2011, 09:22 PM
lost my glasses again!:lal9:

khashayar
05-22-2011, 09:23 PM
^ eeewwwwwwww since when did you wear glasses

IamDZJ
05-22-2011, 09:28 PM
since i became too impatient for lenses. i only need them for reading.
what do you mean "ewwwwww!"?

khashayar
05-22-2011, 09:32 PM
^ glasses dont suit you.....you dont have the right head shape...............

IamDZJ
05-22-2011, 09:47 PM
ha ha ha :glare:
like you would know the shape of my head.

khashayar
05-22-2011, 09:54 PM
^are you kidding me? mom always said you had a Kharbuza for a head...that was when you were a baby though.......god knows how it looks now

IamDZJ
05-22-2011, 10:07 PM
i got used to it. it's my head after all.:hmm:

Laila
05-23-2011, 03:52 AM
It is 1 am. My guest just left the party and i still have my final for this morning to study for. My eyes are blood shot red, and at any given moment, i am going to bang my head against the wall.


So yeah.....

IamDZJ
05-23-2011, 03:53 AM
two words for you. Red Bull.

Nokia_Apridy
05-23-2011, 11:02 AM
my final for this morning...............nu guest sra ta sa kar wo bal sok na wo ?...

Adam
05-23-2011, 03:49 PM
Why cant i beat the elite four?

randolph85
05-23-2011, 04:33 PM
night fever night fever we know how to show it

randolph85
05-23-2011, 04:46 PM
life going no where somebody help me somebody help me yeahh

Adam
05-23-2011, 07:53 PM
Hummus :wub:

kakargirl
05-23-2011, 10:05 PM
unknowprince wror will be back yeah only 5 days left to 29th inshallah if im still alive.

faye
05-23-2011, 10:06 PM
we've missed him lol.

kakargirl
05-23-2011, 10:17 PM
yeah me too

khashayar
05-23-2011, 10:19 PM
i havent

Adam
05-23-2011, 10:20 PM
lol he never left

Laila
05-23-2011, 10:20 PM
^ lol



:runaround::runaround::runaround:

kakargirl
05-23-2011, 10:21 PM
i haventyou never miss anyone your all in one lol

khashayar
05-23-2011, 10:24 PM
i miss kakargirl and her red hair

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPSBY4CkPaGsogOKHxqL7UYVsajIeu1 L0A2I7NHx9xANwF_HCf

Adam
05-23-2011, 10:29 PM
http://204.45.110.156/bin/1236863214_dont-be-a-menace.gif

Laila
05-23-2011, 10:31 PM
^ OH jeez, i think i have the movie in my tv right now :D

faye
05-23-2011, 10:32 PM
lol he never left
what do you mean?:hairy:

Adam
05-23-2011, 10:35 PM
^ OH jeez, i think i have the movie in my tv right now :D

i know, im behind you . . .

Laila
05-23-2011, 10:39 PM
i know, im behind you . . .

"I hate my gun because it's black"

Where I get this from?
LOL their grandma is hilarious

Adam
05-23-2011, 10:39 PM
"I hate my gun because it's black"

Where I get this from?


YouTube - ‪Black Pepper‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_gVSl46xI)

:')

randolph85
05-24-2011, 06:23 PM
greatest commercial ever?

YouTube - ‪Funny Japanese commercial‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzNEmqeIWo&feature=player_embedded)

Haris
05-24-2011, 06:29 PM
lol...


what more do you expect from the Japanese

IamDZJ
05-24-2011, 06:47 PM
Okay seriously WTF. I have been sitting in this train for 40 minutes and it has moved four blocks. 987654321. O God o God o God!

sahil112
05-24-2011, 07:19 PM
muslims dont stay muslims these days hmm

sahil112
05-24-2011, 07:30 PM
these days i seriously dont no

Digital Malang
05-24-2011, 07:40 PM
Cant wait till thursday when Kung Fu Panda 2 hits the theater.

emkhan
05-24-2011, 07:49 PM
I am perturbed

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:12 PM
You are all so boring!

When i dont have work or school, none of you show up.........how rude :glare:

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:18 PM
^ Jeez, thank you!

Now say something before i get bored.

I never knew after a day i would miss college so much

Admin Khan
05-24-2011, 10:22 PM
What's the anti-Derivative of Cos X?
Sinx + C.

Why? Because the f ' of Sinx is cosx. It's like you are going in reverse.

Never forget the C.

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:23 PM
seriously? you are going to get into trig and cal :glare:

in case if you are serious about the question....its sin (x) + constant

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:24 PM
admin answered it the same time as me

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:28 PM
golgi apparatus?

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:37 PM
So are you asking for the function. One, stores and secretion of molecules, proteins to other cells by golgi bodies. Btw, i like how they are shaped.

How many valves or chambers are there in the heart.

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:42 PM
Idk, lol I was asking you :shy:

Am a drop out, what do I know?

LOL i put it in simple terms.

Btw, the heart has 4 chambers, Right and Left Atrium, and Right and Left Ventricles.

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:49 PM
Hmmmm i will tell you from what i know.

Acid reflex is basically when the acid of your stomach is going backwards and up to your esophagus (tube that leads from mouth to stomach). Basically the sort of feeling of puking. It basically causes heartburns. It irritates the esaphagus.

I suffer from acid reflex now, because when i visited Afghanistan, i was not accustomed to eating 3 straight heavy meals a day.

Now i cannot eat dinner, but if i do, i have to take medicine for it that my father prescribed for me, Nexium. It actually helps now.

Before i knew i had acid reflux, i had painful nights of heartburn that would keep me awake for hours. And no, Tums did not work.


Oh and um about the heart attack, not so sure about that. I have never heard that it feels like a heart attack.....though that is quite scary to hear.

Laila
05-24-2011, 10:57 PM
Good ol Nexium, it has been a life-saver for me. I suffered acid-reflex all my life, but never knew what it was until I was hospitalized three times in one month back in 2008. I lost like 30 lbs that month cause I couldn't digest any food (constant vomiting)

Am a little worried to go to Afg/Pak I have a weak digestive system and cannot eat foods that are not chicken.

I feel sorry for you. I just got it this year when i came back from my visit. It was soooooooo painful. I remember when i finally told my dad, he got mad that i didnt tell him from all that time lol.

My honest advice, do not eat dinner there, you will end up doing yourself no good.

If you are really hungry, skip meat after like 6pm. Eat banjan, bamya, light chalaw, etc. no meat.

If anything, stay away from goat and sheep meat.

Take your Nexium with you. Also, i know this sounds funny.....but you might thank me later. Take powdered gatorade with you. Dont ask why, just do it.

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:04 PM
Not an idiot, the heart attack feeling is probably due to trapped air accumalating. Try eating more friendly bacteria like those yogurts. Try kombutchu type drinks which have friendly bacteria good for digestive system apparently.

Next time if you have that heart attack feeling due to this, tell some one to rub your back and massage it whilst your sitting. It can help get rid of trapped air.

kakargirl
05-24-2011, 11:04 PM
Just realized people are obsessed with being white lol what frauds after all the comments i got on here lol what big joke.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:05 PM
I know that Gatorade keeps you hydrated when you are suffering from diarrhea/vomiting, but Gatorade also raises my acid:blushes:

I only drink water, and milk it seems every other drink raises my acid :cryy:

I am really tempted to eat those kabobs they sell on the streets of Peshawer, my family always tells me how good it is. Have you tried those?

Well i dont know if Gatorade makes the acid worse. But since you are going in the summer, Peshawar and Kabul will be hot. And just water and juice/soda will not help. But Gatorade will help to keep you hydrated.

Yeah the more sugar or carbonate drinks will just make it worse.

Yummmmm kababs from the street are delicious :wub:

It wont hurt to try it once, i did. Just make sure to stand with the guy, and let him know to cook it all the way, and to salt it before he cooks it. He will understand. Do take meds for upset stomach anyways. Even if you dont need it, just take it every night, just in case. Because eating anything simple as bread can also get you sick. In Kabul, the food is laid out, so the bread is exposed to the environment. It may look clean, but it may not actually be.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:14 PM
You will enjoy the villages outside of the city.

Btw, what district is your mother from? My fiance's village is outside of City as well......kinda towards the north.

You will have a glimpse of kuchis walking here and there. My goodness, i would be a liar if i didnt say how beautiful they are.....pure kilwali type.

Just be careful though. Do not look into any woman's eye. If one passes by, stop and move to the side, put your right hand on your heart, and say Salam, and let her pass by.

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:14 PM
Lol barakzaigirl, how did you just realise? Black/brown peeps have always been irrationally obsessed with whitness. :D

kakargirl
05-24-2011, 11:15 PM
MGM

Thanks for the advice, all try it next time (hopefully they won't be)

Laila
Good tips, all keep that in mind.

How's the villages outside Kabul city? All probably be in my moms Kalay the majority of the time.

Barakzaigirl

So I shouldn't apply the skin-whitening cream I bought from the desi store?nah you dont need it your pale anywhere, lol but its a big obsession lol do you know its the most fastest making industry too lol what a big joke.:running:

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:15 PM
Lol, laila. What if the women look at Idiot. You do relies he is really handsome.

What's up with kochis being so beautiful :love:

faye
05-24-2011, 11:16 PM
laila, i got reflux after anti-inflammitories and years later found i have sliding hiatus hernia. rotten thing but i take bicarb sode with water if i get any reflux now, don't get it often though.
have you been tested for hiatus hernia?

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:17 PM
Barakzai, i thought tanning and being dark was the biggest growing industry?

kakargirl
05-24-2011, 11:17 PM
Lol barakzaigirl, how did you just realise? Black/brown peeps have always been irrationally obsessed with whitness. :Dlol found out through some survey lol

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:18 PM
Lol, laila. What if the women look at Idiot. You do relies he is really handsome.

What's up with kotchis being so beautiful :love:

LOL! right! we should find him a nice kochi girl. I am sure in the family we have plenty lol

Hmmmm i dont know why they are so beautiful.....just God gifted them.

kakargirl
05-24-2011, 11:19 PM
Barakzai, i thought tanning and being dark was the biggest growing industry?nope lol see thats what i thought too, so much for being called pasty when they want to be pasty them selves lol

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:21 PM
Mom is from Khodamon, they also refer it as Shamoli (not northern Afg)

LOL same with my fiance's family. They are also called as Shamalis.
I have heard of Kuchi women being pretty, my bro-in-law always jokes about finding me one. Even though they don't give their women.

Pretty is not even a word for them.....gorgeous i must say. They are very nice folks though, very sweet. But they love their lifestyle, so being connected to city folks is not really their thing.

I always tell me dad, i am giving up my dream of becoming a doctor, i am going to settle in Laghman and become a kuchi girl :laugh1: All i need is a sheenkhaley and i am good to go

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:22 PM
Lol I've never wanted to be pasty. I love when my skin gets tanned. Like real tan. I look hot. Hahahah. Just we dont get sun here often. :(

Poor you looking like a lobster. :(

There's always fake spray on tans. :love:

faye
05-24-2011, 11:23 PM
i want one of those green face tattoos.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:24 PM
Lol I've never wanted to be pasty. I love when my skin gets tanned. Like real tan. I look hot. Hahahah. Just we dont get sun here often. :(

Poor you looking like a lobster. :(

There's always fake spray on tans. :love:

That is why you need to move to Cali.....we get naturally tanned here. You should see my bro and sister.

I am not too white and not too tanned....a slight lighter than olive tone.

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:25 PM
Lol lailla who said they are sweet? I heard they are aggressive. And idiot is right they never will give there women. Especially to an idiot ;)

Laila, sorry you can't go all nomadic on me, who is gonna look after henrietta? You have responsibilities now. You're not that careless free girl of back in the day. Anyhow, you could never get away being kochi......I mean you have an Afro. I say no more.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:26 PM
i want one of those green face tattoos.

I know i would too if it wasnt haram for us. I love sheenkhaleys

Back home they have the fake ones.....its like green henna and lasts up to 2 weeks.

khashayar
05-24-2011, 11:27 PM
Laila + tan = :love:


Oh damn did I say that out a loud. :shy:

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:28 PM
Lol lailla who said they are sweet? I heard they are aggressive. And idiot is right they never will give there women. Especially to an idiot ;)

Laila, sorry you can't go all nomadic on me, who is gonna look after henrietta? You have responsibilities now. You're not that careless free girl of back in the day. Anyhow, you could never get away being kochi......I mean you have an Afro. I say no more.

They are sweet. Or so the ones i have come a crossed. Idiot just has to show his 'nonidiot' side :D and his Afghan-ness.

I love nomads.....though not taking a bath/shower everyday does not cut it for me lol. I can carry henrietta....on my donkey :wub:

LOL kochi girls put their hair in braids majority of the times.....so no problemo. Plus my hair would be in a chadar. My afro is too good for the world to see

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:29 PM
Laila + tan = :love:


Oh damn did I say that out a loud. :shy:

LOL

It kinda sucks being moderately white and tanned because i can never find a foundation that is perfect tone :(

Its good that i am not dark, then i would be mistaken as Mexican. Its good that i am not white then i would be mistaken as a mixed white girl. I like the Greek mistake, though i lack their nose, thank goodness. jk jk

faye
05-24-2011, 11:29 PM
i'd try that first laila, see if it looks ok and covers all the blemishes, lol.

kakargirl
05-24-2011, 11:29 PM
Lol I've never wanted to be pasty. I love when my skin gets tanned. Like real tan. I look hot. Hahahah. Just we dont get sun here often. :(

Poor you looking like a lobster. :(

There's always fake spray on tans. :love:well lol my cousin told me they did a survey in afghanistan what the mens dream girl is all of them wanted a blue eyed girl white, light hair lol,lol so pasty is in lol

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:33 PM
i'd try that first laila, see if it looks ok and covers all the blemishes, lol.

Yeah i usually go for the nude colors, one that doesnt have to go with a certain skin tone. Plus i dont have blemishes.....but i just have some discoloration.

kakargirl
05-24-2011, 11:35 PM
Afghan men + White Women == :shy: :loveit:lol yep lol every guy apparently even getting married lol tell his mother to look out for that type of girl lol in helmand no problem widly available , so guys send their mothers to even marry a illiterate girl as long shes white blue eyes or green lol

faye
05-24-2011, 11:36 PM
mine are more like the battle scars of life, laila. green tatto sounds good. i got a small brown one on my arm but it has faded.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:37 PM
well lol my cousin told me they did a survey in afghanistan what the mens dream girl is all of them wanted a blue eyed girl white, light hair lol,lol so pasty is in lol

Afghan men + White Women == :shy: :loveit:

LOL! its so true. What is up with that lol. Skin tone should not be in the picture. Everyone comes from different shape, sizes, and colors.

I remember once back in my village. All the women were telling me how white my hands and feet where. I was worried at first that it was a bad thing.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:39 PM
mine are more like the battle scars of life, laila. green tatto sounds good. i got a small brown one on my arm but it has faded.

Its actually just a dot(s). Like this woman

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Eric_B/pashtun.jpg

Tattoo is forbidden in our religion, but it is practiced in our culture. Nearly all the women in my family have it.

Laila
05-24-2011, 11:42 PM
^ If i was a guy, it depends on how white she is.

Ewwww, Salman Khan :dead:

faye
05-24-2011, 11:43 PM
i'm a olive/brown skinned woman. thanks for the photo laila, i wanted to see what type of tats they have and couldn't find a pic.

emkhan
05-24-2011, 11:47 PM
can you girls post your pictures please so that we could see your real faces and colors...